Chapter 8 : Sisters Problem
Azur Lane, a game that is similar to World of Warships.
They have ships, we have ships. Like almost every of them.
Except the fact... The ships are girls carrying guns on the back can walk on water without using Hamon or any special abilities.
Which is kinda weird.
But again, they're literally ship girls.
All type of girls.
Some examples :
Yandere, ah yes. A girl can't be missing from here. Honestly, i don't know why you guys like the yandere too much, while they could literally just kill you for... Looking at someone?
Anyways, for Yandere, we have some, like... Akagi from Sakura Empire, Roon, from Iron Blood,... And more.
Tsundere, ah yes. Not much here, but there's some. Like Admiral Hipper from Iron Blood.
Some 'Ara Ara' onee-san. I don't need to mention them here, because you already know who they are.
(Honestly, i don't asking how ships can turning into girls with breasts.
But... How the hell can they have ears and tails?)
Some... Best girls, will love their Commander. Love, i mean. Such as Unicor-
Some girl is hard to let their emotions out for everyone. Like... Sheffield?
Some worked hard, because it's their job, and they have no complain about it, and they could be friend with other ship and the Commander. Like Enterprise.
We even have some girls likes to play.... Yuri.
(I ship Enterprise and Belfast.
A ship on a ship.
Perfection.)
And not over yet, if we have girls here, that means they must have some are sisters.
Such as Yorktown, Enterprise and Hornet.
Or 4 Clevebro's sisters... Wait.... 4?
..... Narancia was the 4th member of the Gang.... May i ask who is the youngest one in 4 of them..... Because i'll ready a coffin...
Wait, how big will a coffin gonna need for a ship?
Anyways, enough of that.
And yet, we mustn't forgot to mention about these two :
Portland and Indianapolis.
If we can say Indianapolis is a shy, younger sister.
Then we can say, Portland is completely opposite to her sisters.
No matter who is it, no matter where is it, no matter when is it, no matter what is it, she'll just... Talk about Indy-chan.
Some examples :
"Okay, so, the aircraft carriers should be her-" - You're standing with some girls, around the table with a map on it.
"Hey hey! Guys! Wanna hear about what Indy-chan did yesterday?" - Portland rush in.
"..... We're in a middle of something's important... Portland..." - You said. "Can you talk about it later...?"
"Well no, sit down and i'll say it."
"... Okay where was i." - You tries to ignore her, and the others also tried to ignore her.
But Portland it's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard to ignore.
So you've lost 2 hours of discussion just to hear what did Indianapolis did yesterday.
And it was completely fine. Nothing wrong.
Time Skip.
Enterprise is trying to get some peaceful time with Belfast.
"Ah... So peaceful today... No commissions... No fights... And most of all.... No Russian." - Enterprise said, as laying on a chair, with the sunglasses.
(Sorry for any of you are Russian. It's... A meme.
Skip to 0:24)
"Yes." - Belfast said, she's enjoying the beautiful view outside with her wife.
Enterprise : hol up.
Director : hol up.
Producter : hol up.
Author : now go to the frick chamber!
"Ah... Such peaceful...."
"And i have a bad feeling..... About something's coming." - Enterprise said.
"..?"
Portland appears.
Portland :
Enterprise & Belfast : ..... Please... Please just said about a few minutes...
Portland : NO NO NO NO NO
Enterprise & Belfast : 10 to 30 minutes?
Portland : NO NO NO NO NO
Enterprise & Belfast : A... An hour?
Portland : YES YES YES YES. YES!!
Enterprise & Belfast : Don't tell me you're going to show us Indianapolis images!!!!
Author : yes yes yes oh my god. *facepalm*
And their peaceful moment only last for about 2 minutes before it became a disaster.
There is no such thing as peaceful, even there is one, humanity will just destroy it. Or... Should i say... Portland will just destroy it.
"And, let's ask Indianapolis about this. How she felt." - You said. "Camera on?" - You ask.
"Yes." - Author holding a camera.
With Sheffield following behind.
You 3 having a talk, inside your office with Indianapolis as a guest for today's show.
Camera pointing at Y/n.
"So, Indianapolis, did you know that your sister love you alot?" - You ask.
Camera switch to Indianapolis.
"Yes. I know."
Camera switch back to Y/n.
"So, how do you feel having a great sister like her?" - You ask.
Camera switch to Indianapolis.
"No problem at all, but the point is she always showing my images to others, and always telling others what i did... She... Love me so much...." - She said, you can almost see she's shying.
Camera switch back to Y/n.
"Okay. So, what is your opinion about your sister's actions? Did it bothering you?"
Camera switch to Indianapolis.
"Yes. Kinda."
Camera switch back to Y/n.
"Do you ever want her to stop?"
Camera switch to Indianapolis.
"Yes."
Camera switch back to Y/n.
"Then too bad, we can't do anything about it."
Camera switch to Indianapolis.
"???"
Camera switch back to Y/n.
"I mean, there's literally nothing we can do to stop her. Nothing. And... We that's it for this week's Interview with Ship-Girls. I am Y/n L/n and see you next week." - You said, then waving your hand and smiling at the camera.
".....??" - Indianapolis.
"H E L O. W A N N A H E A R A B O U T M Y S I S T E R ??" - Portland appears on your back.
Top 10 moments before disaster.
"Ah.... Finally... It ends..." - You said, with Portland and Indianapolis already gone. "Did you record the interview?"
"Yes." - Author.
"Good."
"Oh wait..." - Author checking the camera. "... It ran out of battery..."
"... Nah it's-"
"Before recording..."
".... Yare Yare, you truly are the lowest scum in the history.."
"Welp, guess i'll die."
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Author : Retire.
End of Chapter 8
Meme and AZ stuffs.
Must protect her, by all cost. Whatever it takes.
Belfast : Hello there.
Must protect her too.
PROTECTTTTTTT
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