Hello everyone, i am Laffey, and today is my day off. Well.... My 24th day off in this month.

Commander doesn't send me to the missions much as before, because recently, he got more, and better ships.

But nah, i don't care much about it, because more day off, the more i can sleep.

But today, i can't sleep.

Let me tell you what happened.

This morning :

Everything was fine, peaceful. Until someone blast something on the speaker :

It played for 1 hour straight, i was planning to stay completely still on bed until 10AM or more.

But yet, literally everyone wake up, they forced me to get off bed.

".... I want to sleep..." - Even though it's 11AM, Laffey is still sleepy, she's bringing with her a pillow. "Can i sleep anywhere...."

The Laffey looks around. She wants to sleep. But... Today's Sunday.

Back to her room shared with others? Well... Her roommates can disturb her. And outside, literally everyone is out, it's noisy all over the place.

"... This is a good spot..." - She said, as laying down behind some containers at the dock.

San Diego : imma do what is called a pro gamer move.

San Diego : *turns the speaker on with max volume*

And then she sings.

Laffey : .... Yare yare daze.

Sandy : *singing*

Laffey : *leaves*

5 minutes later.

"And this is a good spot... No one will disturb my sleep again..." - She lays down in front of your office.

10 seconds later.

"So, Master, i will tell Akashi try not to steal your gems again." - Sheffield said, then she opens the door, but seeing Laffey is sleeping.

"... Is there anything wrong? Sheffield?" - You ask.

"... Nothing much." - She takes the broom, and then pushing Laffey with it.

"Hol up." - You.

20 seconds later.

"So... I want to sleep.... But i can't find anyplace is quiet enough..."

"..." - You and Sheffield.

"So what should we do to help her? Sheffield, any idea?" - You ask her.

"Yes. I have." - She takes out a gun. "I will give her an eternal sleeping." - She aims Laffey.

"HOLD UP! DON'T DO IT SHEFFIELD!!!" - You shout, then holding her arm away from Laffey.

"You asked for resolve, you got one right here." - She said.

"HOLD ON! LET ME THINK SOMETHING ELSE!"

10 seconds later, when everyone chill their F up.

"... So, why you don't try to play? You can't always sleep for all day."

"Say that to the commander who abandoned me." - Laffey said.

"... Hey i wasn't abandoning you..."

"You truly are the worst commander i know."

"..." - Later, you hug Sheffield. "Chill me up."

"Hug this instead." - Sheffield gives you a broom right to the brain.

Y/n is passed out for a while.

"So, why you don't try this? It can help you awake." - Sheffield gives Laffey a cup of coffee.

"..." - Laffey pick it up.

Laffey :

"...." - After a while, Laffey sleeps.

"Is that even possible." - Sheffield asking herself. "Oi, how long do you plan to sleep? Wake up." - She steps on you.

"Ouch ouch, okay." - You getting up. "And how can she sleep when just drink a cup of coffee..."

"I don't know."

"So it's the same type of woman like my mom, can sleep also drink coffee with no problem at all." - Author appears.

"... Where the hell did you came from." - You asking him.

"... I don't know, how did you got to this world?"

"... My father sacrifices me for a fricking Stone?"

"... Pfft.. Probably." - Then he disappears.

"... Appears mysteriously, disappears suddenly. I can't understand him."

"Same." - Sheffield.

"But how the hell can Laffey sleep?"

"Nah, let's go back to work, if she can sleep here, let her be."

"Okay."

San Diego : *rush in* HAYOOOOOO WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!

"...." - You and Sheffield.

"Let's play a game~ Shi~Ki~Kan~"

"... Not now, Sandy, i have works." - You said, and sitting back on the chair.

"Sheffy?" - San Diego ask. Seeing Sheffield pointing her guns at her. "I guess you're busy... Laffey????"

Laffey : trying to sleep.

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(Stand User : San Diego

Stand Name : ???

Stand cry : LaffeyLaffeyLaffeyLaffeyLaffeyLaffey)

Laffey : *gets triggered* *suddenly wakes up*

San Diego : ayyy!!! Let's pla-

Laffey : GIVE ME A DAMN BREAK!

Laffey : there we go *sleep*

"..." - Sandy got beaten up.

You and Sheffield working normally, as nothing happened beside one corpse in your office now.

End of Chapter 6

Only if it is true, just imagine if La Squadra and Bruno Gang never fight each other, and the worked up as a team against the boss.

P/s : They could actually do it, only if Sorbet and Gelato can wait for 2 years.

This... Does put some tears on my face.

Rule #1 : never eat Akagi's food.