WHY THE FUCK IS THIS #54 IN COOKING U M ?????????

Also, here's a teaser for that good old lemon chapter:

            Remember how Gordon swore to himself to never let you do the mixing? Well you had that one smart moment and found the loop hole. Of course this loop hole was found via internet and millions of horny teens and real feminists! The horny teens provided the milkshake idea while a polite feminist chased them off and said to go get a blender. Lucky you, it was your old friend (insert a girl that you know is secretly a feminist from your school past schools)! So she even provided you the money seeing as she owed you for hooking her up with the most popular kid in middle school.... You annoyed the popular person until they submitted and did your bidding, or maybe you threatened to kill their friend. WHO KNOWS? Welcome to middle school, the years you regret more than elementary and high school combined. But you aren't in middle school anymore so you've seemed to suppress many memories well enough.