So, um... I had this fanfic idea and then I thought up a love letter for said fic. So, I write it in Google Translate to hear how it sounds. Here's the love letter.

'My lady, my love. There hasn't been a day that passed that I have not thought of you. I long to see you again. To hold you again. To kiss you again. To love you again. My love, my flower, please accept my gifts, for they are but small tokens of my affection for you. Please my darling. I miss you. I need you. I love you. Signed, your Loving Lotus.'

Then I think I wonder what it'll sound like in Japanese. So I set the second part to Japanese.

Then I think, 'Hmm. I wanna put it in Hiragana (part of Japanese) so take this:

And take it here:

Paste the text and it turns to this:

I copy that and switch the Translator around:

And I paste the copied Japanese:

And the translation is this (OMG LMFAO):

'My life, my love. I'm not thinking about you. I want to see you again. To help you again. I will ask again. Let's meet you again. In my time please be my flower and my gift. Those are the ones that are in my name. It's a good friend of mine. I am lonely without you. I'm in love with you. I am with you. I'm sorry to meet you.'

I mean... oh my gawd! When I showed this to my mom, she couldn't stop saying 'Damn...' in disbelief. And I can understand, cause it goes from a loving, yearning message to a hot-and-cold, hate-you-love-you message. It's astonishing. Like, oh my gawd. XD