𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙍𝙇𝙎! 𝙣𝙘𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢

jaemin

jaemin
made me think of u

yun
did it

yun
whys that

jaemin
idk you just remind me of
a cat

jaemin
a kitten

yun
should i be

yun
offended🧐

jaemin
no i love cats

yun
oh no... whats happening to me...
🧍‍♀️...🧎‍♀️...🐱

jaemin
i can really never have a normal conversation with you huh

yun
no sir

yun
dont you love that about me

jaemin
yes

jaemin
i actually happen to love
everything about you🙀

yun
no NO DONT make me fall
in love

yun
i found alcohol

yun
im a tad bit tipsy

yun
i may or may not confess a
few things

jaemin
OOO this is the perfect time
to peer pressure you into
confessing ur love to me

jaemin
MWAHAHA

yun
didnt i already do thay

jaemin
no you did not

jaemin
so i think you should do it
like rn

yun
dont gaslight me

jaemin
AHAHAHAHAH

yun
im so bored

yun
theres morning to do

yun
i always hTed my parents
bc they never kept fun things
to do around the house

yun
i was so bored i literally drank
by myself

yun
and they have the NASTIEST
alcohol

yun
like what is up with grown
folks drinking straight piss

jaemin
youre so talkative when ur
drunk its so cute

yun
does that mean im talking
too much

jaemin
no not at all

jaemin
not enough actually

yun
ok good bc i wasnt gomna
shut up anyways

jaemin
LMFAOOOO

yun
inwas actually considering drunk
texting you but i didnt wanna
be clingy

yun
you did it firsy tho so thank
you

jaemin
anytime

yun
i also wanted to sleep with
you so bad at chenles party

yun
fuck it lemme spill all the
tea rn

jaemin
oh REALLY

yun
wait

yun
sleep NEXT to you not like
fuck you

jaemin
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

jaemin
i figured thank you for
clarifying

jaemin
you couldve simply asked
and i wouldve said yes

jaemin
i was so lonely

jaemin
:(

yun
uhhjhhhhh dont do that to me
dickhead

yun
i dont wanna seem desperate
bc i actually like you

jaemin
yun you could literally never
be desperate to me

jaemin
not to me or in general

yun
you dont think im a slut or
anythinf

jaemin
no😭😭 i couldnt care less
what you do

jaemin
i mean i do now bc i want
you to myself but thats a
different story

yun
oh ok thats good

yun
i am a slut so you passed the
test

jaemin
😭😭😭😭😭😭 oh god

jaemin
well whatever you wanna be
is okay with me

yun
shut the fuck up how r u real

yun
i need you to be obsessed
with me

jaemin
i am thats what im trying
to say

yun
oh

yun
that was easy

yun
lmaoooo ur so easy

jaemin
LOOOOLLLLLL for you yeah

yun
hsechan says ur not obsessed
with me i was worried

jaemin
does he?

jaemin
thats really funny bc i talk
about you to him A LOT

yun
hes weird

jaemin
yeah he is

yun
oh god i am getting the complete
opposite of sober

yun
im so lonely

yun
i need u in like every way
possible rn

jaemin
i am a

jaemin
respectful and polite man

yun
wish u werent just one time

jaemin
oh boy

ren
yun get dressed we're coming

yun
what

ren
youre sneaking out and meeting
us down the block

yun
did u snort coke or something
no tf im not crazy bastard

jisung
yes you are😁

yun
it is 1 am, there are cameras
oitside of mt house and i am
drunk

yun
youre out of your mind

ren
nope

ren
the bathroom on your first
floor has a window big enough
for u to crawl out of and theres
no cameras facing that way so
you can walk around and down
the street

kyong
got this shit all planned out

danbi
the way shes explaining it to
her like we havent done it a
thousand times😭

chenle
they woke me up for this yun

haechan
cmon yun

haechan
chop chop

yun
you are all going to feel my
wrath

ren
yeah yeah get goin sweetheart

the drunken girl gazed away from her illuminated phone screen and to her bedroom door, remembering hearing her parents trail past hours ago to go to sleep. they were in bed by 8pm every single night, sound asleep by 8:30. all through out high school she became accustomed to listen to every single noise made in their house, eventually able to tell who was walking around solely based on the footsteps.

she certainly hadn't expected for her friends to show up randomly but somehow wasn't surprised. a quiet sigh fell past her lips as she got up and stepped over to her closet, not caring a whole bunch about her house-wear that consisted of sweatpants, just throwing on a sweatshirt over her small top as the weather begun to get colder.

though having snuck out plenty of times, her heart was still beating faster than normal over what she was about to do. not having her best friends with her only made it more exhilarating, yet the adrenaline to her was the fun part. she knew if she didn't have alcohol in her system she might have chickened out.

yun swung open her bedroom door after shoving her phone into her pocket and slipping on a pair of shoes, making sure the rate at which the door was opened was fast enough so no creaking sound came from it. she withheld a sigh of relief when she successfully got through without making a sound.

even after a few drinks she was still smart enough to put on shoes that didn't have much of a heel, avoiding her heavily soled sneakers that made walking sound like she was stomping. she stepped as lightly as she could down the hall way and the stairs.

hardly paying attention to where she was going and being drunk enough to not care as much, the girl tripped over her own foot after reaching the bottom of the stairs and almost fell flat on her face. a gasp left her mouth as she regained her composure and stayed still for a moment to listen for any sounds.

though no one was around to see the trip, she still begun to laugh quietly at herself for being so clumsy. a little too hard that had ren texting her and asking what was taking so long.

"i'm too—" hiccup, "—i'm too drunk for this." she whispered to herself before she started her journey again.

the floor went from carpeted to tiled as she trudged her way through the kitchen and into the bathroom she was about to crawl out of. "i hate my life." she muttered dramatically before closing the bathroom door behind her.

"lee haechan will feel my wrath... wait, why is he feeling my wrath again?"

ignoring her own senseless words, yun stepped foot onto the closed toilet seat, hoisting herself to grab a hold of the window before pushing it open. pushing herself further to start to crawl out of it, she wobbled a bit which caused her to fall.

"shit—!" she cursed to herself as one leg remained on the toilet seat while the other fell to the floor.

"you okay?" another voice called quietly through the now open window, yuns heart completely dropped to her ass until she became familiar with the voice.

"...jaemin?"

"yeah," the boy laughed, "how'd you know?"

"i can recognize your voice, dumbass."

"okay, come on. i'll help you get out."

obeying his words, the girl went back to standing onto the toilet seat. her tongue poked out in determination as she clasped both hands on the windowsill, pulling herself up with all her not-so-mighty strength until jaemin could see her head peak out.

"help." she grunted, stretching out her arms in his direction and he didn't hesitated to grab a hold of her and help her out of the window. "ow, ow, ow, ow."

her hands palmed his shoulders and eventually around his neck as his arms wrapped around her waist, bending backwards slightly to get a better grip until she was fully out of the house. her strength gave out and at that point, jaemin was doing all the work. yun exploded in giggles as her body flailed around.

"yun," the taller called, watching her wobble around, "stop moving."

"you were texting me—" hiccup, "—and was outside my house the whole time? perv."

ignoring her, jaemin pulled her arm over his shoulders to help her stand fully as the giggles died down. "i think that sobered me up a bit, actually."

"you think so?" he questioned, already entertained.

"yes. fuck, that shit always hurts me." the girl replied, referring to the window. her vision became more clear as they begun to walk.

"you're so sweet, you know that?"

jaemin laughed, "thank you. you're sweet too."

"am i?"

"you are. even when you think you're tough, you're actually just the sweetest, softest person ever." he teased, but still meaning every word.

yuns face twisted in disgust, hitting him playfully though she couldn't help but feel a blush creep up to her cheeks. "shut up."