𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙍𝙇𝙎! 𝙣𝙘𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢

haechan
would it be weird to ask you
for girl advice

yun
no

yun
whats up

haechan
are you sure

haechan
i feel like it is

yun
did we date

haechan
no

yun
did we hookup

haechan
no

yun
alright then

yun
what are your women troubles

haechan
if you say soo

haechan
okay so

haechan

haechan
literally what does this mean

haechan
how do you get to know someone romantically in a not serious way

yun
gee i have no idea

yun
i think she just... wants to get
to know you

haechan
yeah but where does that
always lead

haechan
RELATIONSHIP

yun
well yeah thats usually how
they start

yun
she said she doesnt care so just
take it slow for now and see
where it goes

yun
or if youre THAT repulsed by
the idea of a relationship then
um drop her!

haechan
what isnt repulsive about
relationships

haechan
being vulnerable to someone
and showing them every single
side of you with the chance that
theyll take advantage of it
eventually

haechan
sounds SO fun!!!

yun
with that mindset you are 100%
sure to get no bitches for LIFE!❤️

haechan
what if i hurt her feelings or
something

yun
omg you have a heart?🥺

haechan
only sometimes🥺

haechan
HELP MEE

yun
i just gave you like the best
advice you could have

yun
the rest is up to you pal

haechan
stop ... with the "pal" ....

haechan
but ok

haechan
fuck it

haechan
is that my red flag

haechan
solving everything with a
"fuck it" mindset

yun
no

yun
you are just a walking red flag

haechan
so are you

yun
you attract what you are!

yun
hey fuckhead

yun
what happened

yun
did your parents kill you

yun
where did they bury you

yun
im coming

yun
why is there not a shovel emoji

jeno
unfortunately, im alive😢

yun
HEYYYY

yun
SPILL

jeno
okay soooo

jeno
they werent even like

jeno
they were hardly mad

yun
omg were we right

jeno
my mom was just REALLY
disappointed and gave me a
30 minute lecture on how
upset it made her and how she
didnt raise me like that

jeno
AND THE WHOLE TIME IM THINKING

jeno
i cant wait to go back to school
so i can drink

yun
LMFAOOOOOO

yun
YOURE FREE

yun
lets get drunk tomorrow

jeno
oh yeah

jeno
i have classes in the morning

jeno
and then im probably gonna
stream after

yun
ahh i see

yun
taking this twitch thing seriously
huh

jeno
i love it

jeno
people literally just sit there
and watch me play games and
act a fool

jeno
and i get paid

jeno
score

yun
the perks of being hot😢

jeno
this face is hard work cmonnnn

yun
work harder

yun
i need ren to fall in love with you

jeno
HAHAHA

jeno
WHAT

yun
im srs

jeno
she doesnt like me

jeno
not like that at least

jeno
we have established that

yun
she needs to get over her
toxic ex

yun
and she refuses to do it on
her own

yun
so. help

jeno
see i would but she already
rejected me and ill seem like
a creep

yun
WTF i wanna play CUPID

yun
dont worry

yun
danbi and i got this

jeno
yeah alright

jeno
SPEAKING OF

jeno
what went down at the party
in the bedroom

yun
i cant believe ur only the third
person to ask me that

yun
but nothing crazy

jeno
thats borinf

jeno
and hyucks gonna be busy with
that girl kyung or smth

yun
kyong and yeah prob

jeno
what about you and hyunjae

jeno
hyejin

jeno
whats his name

yun
damn you bad at names

jeno
HYUNJIN

jeno
HIM

yun
he said some shit about me
so we r done

yun
i did however text him yesterday
bc i was in need of some DIIIICK

yun
but i didnt end up seeing him

yun
i could already hear rens voice
"you needy slut how could u"
yeah

yun
its not worth it

jeno
WOW

jeno
good job

jeno
what im hearing is

jeno
operation jaemin

yun
FUUUUUCK YESSSS

yun
LETS GO

jeno
yun and i getting drunk tmr

jeno
who in

haechan
meee

mark
me but YALL

mark
this track im working on rn

mark
i actually cant believe myself

mark
im so sick for this

yun
YEAH MARK

yun
im your biggest fan hi

danbi
no yun gets ur songs stuck in
my head ALL THE TIME

mark
YUN I LOVE YOU

mark
i hope you like this one reaaaallll

mark
put my whole heart and soul
into this shit

yun
im so excited

jaemin
ive already heard it #roommateprivileges

yun
#imjealous

yun
#hijaemin

jaemin
#hiyun

yun
#youlookreallygoodtoday

jaemin
#ididntknowyousawmetodaybutthankyou

yun
#ididntbutitsfine

jeno
*smirks*

haechan
THE ASTERISKS bye

renjun
guys

renjun
we have a problem

renjun
didnt want it to come to this

renjun
but jisung hasnt been to class in
four days and hes only giving
one word responses to me

renjun
this is not jisung

chenle
wait no

chenle
whats wrong with him

renjun
idk thats what im trying to
figure out

ren
what

ren
wasnt he just fine like yesterday?

renjun
hes fronting so yall wont worry

renjun
but i!!! am worrying so please
help

chenle
JISUNG

jisung
im literally fine

renjun
SEE

haechan
THE HELL

haechan
whats up with u kid

jisung
nothing

haechan
coming to ur dorm now

jisung
dont do that

jisung
i wanna be alone

yun
ji :/

mark
i think we know whats going
on here

chenle
yeah but dont say it to the
whole group

renjun
that was my first thought but
that hasnt been an issue in so
long

chenle
ok but that doesnt mean it cant
come back at anytime

jisung
stop talking about me like im
not here

renjun
alright lets change the subject

renjun
i shouldnt have brought this to
the groupchat i was just worried

renjun
sorry