𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙍𝙇𝙎! 𝙣𝙘𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢

haechan
day 1 without jeno

haechan
its hard to breathe

haechan
the room is suddenly colder

jaemin
its his ghost

jeno
hi. not dead but thanks for
the encouragement

haechan
its almost like hes still in
the groupchat...😢

ren
gm fuckerssss

danbi
hiiii

jisung
hi ren

ren
hey

ren
so haechan

ren
kyong would like to know if
ur single

yun
🙂

ren
ikr

renjun
WHO is kyong

renjun
who

haechan
WHAT

yun
kyong! kyong is!

yun
kyong is rens friend we smoked
with yesterday!!

jisung
OOOOO

haechan
this is awkward

yun
im not gonna say i told you
so but

jisung
is she cute

ren

yun
fuck shes really pretty

jisung
omg shes pretty

danbi
HER HAIR im so jealous

haechan
yeah shes cute

haechan
but hear me out

haechan

chenle
im listening 👂

haechan
ok no but should i give her
my number

haechan
what do yall think

mark
tbh maybe u would be nicer
if u got a gf

mark
or even just got laid

jaemin
LMAOOOO

haechan
??? fuck you

danbi
she's gorgeous you should
go for it

renjun
shes literally so attractive ill
be disappointed if you dont

yun
i say no! lets gatekeep haechan

jisung
YEAHHHH

ren
YUN

haechan
fuck yeah im down

haechan
gatekeep me all u want

renjun
man what

renjun
no

renjun
its impossible to gatekeep him

renjun
hes an attention whore incase
you havent noticed

haechan
ooo you want me all to
urself huh

renjun
shut rhe fuck up

yun
i was KIDDINGGGG go get
her number slut

jeno
what we talking about

jeno
im driving

chenle
eyes on the road ?!

jeno
theres a red light

ren
haechan has an admirer

jeno
WHAAAAT

jeno
shocker!

haechan
hoes mad

ren
so can i give her ur number
or what

haechan
go for it

jaemin
hyuck do you actually want her
or do you just wanna sleep with her

haechan
whats the difference

yun
yall...

mark
this is why youre single

mark
kyong RUN

renjun
frrr and come to me instead

haechan
HELLO?? she wants ME
not you

renjun
praying for her😰

jeno
IM HOME

jeno
bro

jeno
like seriously pray for me.
like truly

jeno
im scared for my life rn

chenle
OMG

chenle
keeping u in my thoughts

jisung
i feel like it wont even be
that bad

jisung
at least im hoping

jisung
idk i think we should expect
the best case scenario

haechan
HES GONNA GET HIS ASS
BEAT

ren
BYEEEKRM

jaemin
no i seriously dont even think
itll be that bad

jaemin
what can they do youre literally
grown

yun
rt

yun
but maybe thats just the fear
talking

jeno
omfg stop

jeno
ok im leaving now ill text
yall later

haechan
bye

haechan
if you dont want me to give this
chick my number i wont do it

yun
why wouldnt i

haechan
idk

yun
if YOU dont want to then
dont do it

yun
you already told ren to go for
it she probably already gave it
to her

haechan
why cant u be possessive over
me☹️☹️

yun
why would i be possessive when
we are not dating

haechan
you were possessive over
hyunjin

yun
no i wasnt

yun
he was just annoying

yun
literally where is this coming
from if u do not want kyong
then dont pursue her

haechan
its not that i dont want her

haechan
im just not

haechan
a relationship kinda guy

yun
maybe she'll change that!!

haechan
i hope not

haechan
i do enjoy being a slut

yun
maybe after you get to know
her you realize wow i actually
wanna date her!!

haechan
what if she turns out to be a
piece of shit

yun
shes nice so far i rly doubt that

haechan
ok but what if

haechan
what if i turn out to be a piece
of shit

haechan
ME

yun
😐 hyuck leave me alone

haechan
im just SAYING

haechan
these are real concerns

haechan
im a gemini im not to be fucked
with

yun
you clearly dont know shit
about astrology

haechan
ur right i made that up

haechan
i do know however that scorpios
are good in bed

haechan
and that aquarius men are
dickheads

yun
jisung is an aquarius

haechan
hes the exception

haechan
but anyways BACK to the
scorpio thing

yun
leave me alone my GODDD

yun
you should also know that
scorpios are short tempered
and hold long grudges

yun
so go ahead keep messing
w me

haechan
youre so cute when ur mad

yun
2 seconds away from mute.

yun
go whore around somewhere else

haechan
:(

danbi
we are not about to act like
ren didn't disappear

ren
IM HERE

ren
i was busy w school and
shit my bad

yun
fr

danbi
mhm okay

ren
its trueeee

ren
but NO

ren
enough about me

ren
yun

ren
what is going on between you
and haechan

yun
nothing?!?!?

danbi
oo yes i like this topic

danbi
DONT LIE

danbi
wait omfg

danbi
i told him to go for it

danbi
NO if you like him im sorry i
wasnt thinking

yun
i donttttt

ren
suuuure

ren
so what exactly did you do in
seven minutes in heaven

yun
nooothiiiiiing

ren
oh really

ren
usually the game is played in a
closet but you went to a...
BEDROOM

danbi
gasp

ren
not to mention all the shuffling
i heard behind the door

yun
K

yun
that

yun
no

danbi
did yall fuck for 9 whole minutes

ren
LMFAOOOO

ren
like

yun
NO

yun
we made out.. ?!?!

ren
IM A FUCKINF COCKBLOCK

danbi
RENNNN

yun
bye

ren
nah if we gave yall the full 20
minutes you DEF wouldve fucked

yun
honestly

yun
truly

yun
yeah

danbi
YUNNNN

danbi
do u like him

ren
DO YOU

ren
if you do ill

ren
ill

ren
break kyongs phone??? idk

yun
i dont think i do

yun
idk

yun
but if i do ill be over it in literally
no time

yun
he said himself hes not a
relationship typa guy so it
wouldnt even go anywhere

danbi
wtf i hate this story

ren
hes gonna play tf outta kyong

yun
i hope not omg😭 poor girl

yun
ren pls date jeno

ren
oh no

ren
not the subject change

danbi
oh yes

danbi
yall would be so cute ill honestly
never shut up abt it

ren
ehhhhhh

ren
hes cute and all

ren
and nice

ren
but idk

ren
maybe i just like being single

yun
maybe u just need to get laid

ren
ur just saying that bc u do

yun
ur right

yun
ha ha ha

yun
hey

hyunjin
oh

hyunjin
look who unblocked me

yun
are you free rn or not

hyunjin
always for you

yun
dont ever slutshame me again
or ill ruin your life

yun
im coming over

hyunjin
yes ma'am