𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙍𝙇𝙎! 𝙣𝙘𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢

yun
shes not fruity.

ren
who

yun
the girl i saw in the cafeteria
the other day. shes not fruity.

ren
LMFAOOO RIP

ren
how did you
find out

yun
she approached
ME actually

yun
bc there was literally no
one else in the cafeteria
and she came up to me
and said its so weird not
knowing anyone

yun
and i was like true
heart eyes heart eyes

yun
and THEN i was like girl
im just gonna be straight
up do you like women
because you are so
attractive

yun
and she was like omg
nooo im sooo straight
but like i kiss my girl
friends when im drunk

yun
no😂 absolutely
not😂😂😂

danbi
in the words of
kwon yunyeong

danbi
"i do not fuck with
straight bitches"

yun
EXACTLYYY

yun
oh also

yun
yall remember
na jaemin right

ren
uhhh wait let
me think

ren
rendering

danbi
yeah hes friends
with chenle

ren
IT CLICKED

ren
yes i remember

yun
i was in the cafe yesterday
and he walks in

yun
and it takes me a minute
but i eventually recognize
him

yun
and im like damn another
mf from high school

yun
he gets his drink and whatever
and then as he walks out we
make eye contact and he smiles
at me all cute and shit

danbi
OOOOO

danbi
ugh no he's honestly
so cute

yun
no he is

yun
charming ass
smile

yun
got me kicking
my feet and shit

ren
that whole friend
group kinda...😏

danbi
LITERALLY WHAT
IVE BEEN SAYING

yun
I USED TO SAY ALL
THE TIME HOW MARK
IS SO HOT

ren
YOU DID? LOL

ren
why dont i remember
that

yun
it was v brief

yun
p sure hes a soundcloud
rapper tho so anyways

ren
they kinda weird

ren
theyre always together its
like a fuckin cult or something

ren
but like us

yun
true

danbi
i only remember jisung
being cool bc him and
chenle hung out the most
idk about the others

yun
jaemin seems
really sweet

yun
hes all quiet

ren
its the quiet ones i
trust the least

yun
i bet thats what they
would say about us

danbi
im gonna stalk
them on ig later

yun
good call

danbi
and by them i mean chenle
bc i havent looked at his
profile in so long and im
ITCHING

yun
NO WAIT

ren
bitch dont do that

ren
you are better
than this

danbi
ilysm but im
really not🥰

danbi
bye

yun
shes still in love
with him

ren
no doubt

chenle
dont major in business
i hate this shit

mark
chenle it hasnt even
been a week

chenle
EXACTLY

chenle
i need to get drunk

jeno
same

jeno
tomorrow

jisung
i wanna get laid

haechan
shut the fuck
up virgin

mark
ew jisung dont say
that youre a baby

jisung
im literally an adult

renjun
so you wont drink alcohol
but you want to get laid ????
how does that work

jaemin
why isnt jisung
drinking again

renjun
some fake ass article
he got from buzzfeed

jisung
GETTING DRUNK ALL
THE TIME IS NOT GOOD
FOR YOUNGPEOPLE LIKE US

jisung
and it wasnt a
fake article stop

haechan
LMAOOOOOOO

chenle
ITS NOT GOOD FOR
HIGHSCHOOL SENIORS
EITHER BUT YOU WERE
STILL DOING IT???

jisung
i was in a dark time
it doesnt count

jeno
the fact that you need an
article to tell you that being
borderline alcoholic as a
college freshmen is sad
on its own

mark
i think haechan may
be influencing jisung

haechan
IM NOT

jeno
that's definitely something
haechan would say

haechan
yes i, too, blame my bad
habits on being mentally ill

renjun
are you being sarcastic
bc🤨🤨 yk damn well
you have done that before

haechan
ok since we being technical
and shit we all have done
it at some point

chenle
im not mentally
ill but ok

mark
you literally had a bald
spot last year from stress
but ok

jisung
MARK

jaemin
youre so wrong
for that omg

chenle
😐that was VERY
uncalled for

haechan
HELPPPPPPP

chenle
you said i was still handsome
with my bald spot you ass face

mark
you were😢❤️

jeno
mf lying right thru
his teeth rn

chenle
YOU GUYS
ARE SO MEAN

jisung
NO STOP

jisung
CHENLE YOUR BALD
SPOT WAS CUTE!!!
ADORABLE EVEN

haechan
I CANT BREATHE

mark
CHENLE I THINK YOURE HANDSOME (REAL)

chenle
i cant even dramatically
leave bc my roommate
literally doesnt speak

chenle
what if hes mute

chenle
guys

jisung
then unmute him...?

jeno
jisung....

haechan
losing my mind rn

haechan
why would
he say that

jisung
whats wrong with it

jaemin
it does not work
like that

jisung
how

mark
we'll tell you when
youre older

jisung
i hate it here you
can all eat shit