𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙍𝙇𝙎! 𝙣𝙘𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢

haechan
i caved... and redownloaded tinder

haechan
and i met someone named ty...
and they are NOT a horny person
asking for dick pics... #truelove

jisung
congratulations

jisung
so you dont love horny people
anymore☹️

haechan
stfu seriously

jaemin
you finally have someone who
will not get tired of you🫶

haechan
couldve been us jaem... couldve
been us...

jaemin
???

chenle
his obsession with jeno has moved
onto you jaemin

jaemin
make it stop

jisung
yuns worst nightmare

chenle
OMFGGG

haechan
bye

haechan
anyways back to me this tinder
match is my soulmate i can feel
it

jeno
moving a little fast there pal

haechan
thats just how i am

ren
guys packing to move back into
the dorms makes me actually want
to die

ren
college is so depressing

mark
WYM THE DORMS

mark
renren we've upgraded, the neo
house is ours now

ren
WHAT

jeno
you didnt know? LOOOL

ren
no wtf

ren
how did no one tell me this
HELLO

ren
FOR FREE?

mark
FOR FREE

ren
holy shit

ren
college suddenly isnt depressing
anymore

jisung
renju☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ we cant
move into the neo hosue bc we
have ohr own haoude

renjun
yes we do have our own haoude☹️
so sad

jisung
its fine i will be there all the
time anyways

jisung
sorry not sorry

ren
so when do we move in

mark
idk ill have to ask

yun
hi

mark
hi

renjun
hiiiiiiiiiiiii

jisung
ew

jisung
the extra i's?? get aroom.

renjun
i could say the same about you
and dayun

jisung
thsi si why jo one likes tou seriosuky
you ruin everythigns she wotm
evene lmbekieve tou you onow
nothing abotnme ok you are jot
my mom i hayebyou she doesnt
even know you ok she will nronlisten
to yoi

renjun
okay

jisung
i see a guinea pig in the pet store
and i want to take it home

yun
why u in the pet store

jisung
im getting a pet without telling renjun

renjun
??????

yun
YEAHHHHH

yun
get a cat

renjun
please dont☹️ cats are mean

yun
NO

yun
do you think taeyong will let us
have pets in the house

danbi
I HOPE

danbi
omg we could have a house pet

danbi
like a mascot almost

jisung
EXACTLY

jisung
i vote on a bearded dragon

jisung
like i feel like if this friend group
was an animal it would be a bearded dragon

chenle
i think we would be a duck

jisung
??? no

yun
cat

yun

renjun
its you

haechan
whos cat is that...

yun
idk saw it on tiktok snd tis super
funnt

yun
reminds me of renjun ong

haechan
of course the cat reminds you both
of each other. of fucking course.

yun
its not me its renjun

renjun
no its you

renjun
thats how you look when youre
angry

yun
when have you seen me angry

renjun
yesterday when i ate your leftovers☺️

yun
Oh yeah! I will Hurt you For that😊

jeno
food always tastes better when
its someone elses

renjun
REAL

yun
😆🖕

mark
i think im getting a cold

mark
😕

mark
the real question is it is allergies
or is it from ripping hyucks bong

haechan
im not sick???

mark
yeah but who knows when the
last time you cleaned it was

haechan
i clean it all the time stop being
a hater

mark
cant be too sure...

haechan
this groupchat is literally just
anti-haechan

mark
love you😘

chenle
ppl still use bongs at this day
and age

chenle
hmmm

haechan
you wouldnt get it

haechan
you dont get it

yun
i like bongs

yun
i like pretty bongs with cool
designs and stuff

yun
i like those

renjun
cute

renjun
ill get you one

jisung
omg! i get it because yun csnt
roll for shit

jisung
i get it

yun
BRUH

jisung

jisung
this is from google but like this is
how yuns blunts look

jisung
its IDENTICAL

haechan
youre not any better

jisung
LIE

yun
OKAY?

yun
good thing i will never have to
roll again in my life because thats
my mans job

renjun
yun we both suck😭

jaemin
god no dont say it like that i
always have haechan roll

haechan
rolling up for my bf 😘

jaemin
😕😕😕😕

ren
i love watching ppl roll its so
attractive

jeno
thx😊

ren
anytime!!!!

jisung
when you think about it a blunt is
jist a weed burrito

jisung
do youthink i could roll withba
tortilla

chenle
yes

chenle
you should try it

yun
NO

yun
YOU SHIULD NOT

ren
i used to blow the smoke through twizzlers

ren
and ive tried to roll with a leaf bc
i had no papers

ren
like from a tree

ren
and ive also tried to grind with a
cheese grater bc i broke my grinder

mark
ren WHAT

ren
you gotta do what you gotta dooo
mannnn

mark
well did it work

ren
NO LMFAOOOO

ren
god i wish i wouldve felt so cool

ren
#stonerlifehack

jisung
guys its not workign

ren
????

yun
stop hes really trying it

renjun
jisung where did you get weed
from

jisung
the desk in your room

jisung
i mean

jisung
i ate some of the tortilla but i think
there was some of the bud stuck to
it

jisung
help

renjun
ffs im on my way home

haechan
THIS KID CRACKS ME UPPPP

ren
its not funny (im lying)😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭

yun
GNNNN

yun
have you ever tried to roll a blunt
with a tortilla

doyoung
girl what

jaehyun
no????

yun
ok just asking

jaehyun
have you...?

yun
no ive never done that

jaehyun
oh okay...

jaehyun
oddly specific question for someone
whos "never done that"

doyoung
yun please tell me youve never
tried to do that

yun
INHAVENT but jisung has and i
needed to know

yuta
guys its yun are we really surprised

doyoung
LMFAOOOO

yun
i literallt did Not

yun
can we talk about yuta being my protective bff bc you shouldve
heard what he said to renjun the
other day

jungwoo
omfg.. enemies to lovers finally in
action

doyoung
stop she has a boyfriend😭

doyoung
what did he say tho

yun
he was like you must be renjun🙂
yun talks about you so much🤣 you
better be treating her right🤨

jaehyun
😭 yeah sounds like yuta

yuta
interesting

jungwoo
thats so cute actually

jungwoo
protective yuta❤️

yun
real

yun
my own friends didnt even say that

yun
thats probably bc they already
know renjun and he is the biggest
sweetheart ever

jaehyun
yutas just like that once youre friends

jaehyun
you really have to see him when
all of us are alone he's genuinely
weirder than you

jungwoo
no seriously

yuta
why are you doing this to me

yun
#exposed

yun
i knew he was secretly a softie

jaehyun
not so secret to us

jaehyun
also

jaehyun
taeyong wanted us to tell you
that you guys can start moving
into the house whenever

yun
okkkkk

yun
the real question is

yun
can we have pets in the house

jaehyun
not unless you wanna pay a $500
pet fee

yun
JESUS

yun
no thanks

yun
ill just get one without telling
anyone

jaehyun
what

yun
baiii