𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙍𝙇𝙎! 𝙣𝙘𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢

ren
PARTYYYY

ren
woop woop

renjun
fuck no

ren
what do u mean fuck no what
happened to 2ren

ren
if you hate my guts just say so

renjun
GUILT TRIPPING!!

jisung
WOOO PARTY

renjun
dont try it youre in no state to go
to parties

jisung
youre so boring i hate you

jisung
i take it back im sorry

renjun
mhm

chenle
im sick of parties

ren
im not

ren
i love them so much it's probably unhealthy at this point

jeno
we know

jeno
but why party when im here

jeno
why party when we can stay home
and do nothing

jeno
!!!!!! right guys back me up

ren
i just neverrrr get tired of them
sorry yall

ren
once college is over ill have to
officially be an adult and parties
wont happen as much so im taking advantage of my time now

jeno
😡😡😡 fine

danbi
i truly cannot believe you didnt
get it all out in high school but i
support you regardless

renjun
ok i lied maybe its a fuck yes i like
to drink

kyong
yo

kyong
what party

renjun
neos i think

renjun
its always them id be surprised if
it wasnt

ren
yep

kyong
nice nice

kyong
i wanna go

renjun
same tbh!!

jisung
if im not at this party i will make
it a problem for everyone.

haechan
very menacing

haechan
i dont like the neos and i definitely
DONT like jaehyun

ren
jaehyun? LMAOOOO WHY

jaemin
i dont like him either i thought it
was just me

jaemin
everyone else loves him

ren
ohhh... i see why

chenle
RENNN😭😭 im crying

ren
tell me youre thinking what im
thinking

chenle
i am🫣

kyong
hi jaemin!

jaemin
hey

jaemin
im confused

ren
oh dont you worry

ren
i know why

haechan
odd

jeno
you people are SO obvious is actually hurts a little bit

jeno
but jaehyun seems nice

jaemin
he seems like he could use a punch
in the face

chenle
dayum

chenle
youre real for that tho all the neos
do

mark
jaehyun is very sexy

mark
i wanna punch him for that

haechan
gayyyy🫵

kyong
all the neos are really hot

kyong
why is it always the assholes who
are hot

ren
not all of them hi jeno

jeno
on tmd os lemsse whag me? noooo

jeno
imhi ahahb hi

chenle
what the fuck did he just say

ren
idk but hes so cute my babygirl

yun
hi

jaemin
hi

jisung
yun can i be your babygirl

yun
of course

jeno
jisung we're men. we cant be babygirl

ren
babygirl is gender neutral yes you
can.

ren
dont be sexist

jeno
ITS NOT SEXIST

jeno
ok yes ma'am i am sorry

yun
wow

yun
look how obedient he is why csnt
the rest of u be like that. especially
you haechan

haechan
i wanna say what i wanna say but i
wont

ren
isnt he so well trained

renjun
......?

renjun
jeno r u gonna let them talk about
you like that

jeno
yes

ren
what a good puppy!!

chenle
i genuinely cant believe what i am
reading right now

chenle
anyways

haechan
see me PERSONALLY

danbi
good morning beautiful people

chenle
GOOD MORNING MY LOVE

yun
hi gorgeous gm

ren
HI BABYYY GOOD MORNING

renjun
gm beloved danbi

danbi
i am tired

danbi
but

danbi
its okay #yolo

yun
real #yolo

chenle
cutie i love you

danbi
i love you toooooooo

jisung
GUYS

jisung
guess what is in a week

haechan
dont know dont care

renjun
no clue

yun
is it a holiday

jaemin
i dont think so

chenle
whats next week

jisung
🫤 are u guys serious

yun
NO

yun
JISUNG DAY NEXT WEEK!!!!

renjun
YEAHHHHHH

yun
its a national holiday the fuck

jisung
😁 yes

haechan
pranked you!!!😂😂😂

haechan
so excited for jisung day

ren
yassss

ren
so are we having a party

ren
we should

jisung
idk i dont really wanna do anything
crazy

yun
what do u want for your bday

jisung
strippers

yun
jisung stop fucking playing.

haechan
he said what he said!!!!!

jisung
KIDDINGGGG

jisung
i dont want anything

jisung
i want food

chenle
BORINGGGGGG

yun
guys my neo bffs are texting brb

chenle
oh my god shes really replacing us
with them

jisung
yun look at me this isnt you

jisung
its just us LOOK AT ME

johnny
so people are going to show up
anyways

johnny
even if they werent invited

doyoung
gonna start making invitations after
this fuck that

yun
hi

doyoung
why hello

sicheng
hi again

yun
what are we talking about

johnny
party tomorrow night

johnny
are you coming

yun
no

doyoung
wowwww my birthday party and
youre not even going? ouch

yun
WHAT

yun
no one told me it was your birthday
party what the fuck

doyoung
well now you know

doyoung
so you have to go

doyoung
that rhymed

taeyong
we only just now decided it would
be a birthday party

doyoung
SHHH

yun
well fuck

yun
now ill feel like an asshole if i dont
go

yuta
good

yun
i definitely wont go if yutas there

jaehyun
yuta stay your ass home tomorrow
night

yun
YEAH

yuta
in your dreams!

jungwoo
yun pls go its gonna be so fun

yun
you dont know my luck with parties

jungwoo
we'll protect you PROMISE

yun
you cant protect my party curse

yuta
drama queen

yun
i want u dead

yuta
whoa

sicheng
she already decided shes not gonna
go guys give it up

jaehyun
you dont know her shes lying

yun
im sorry and you do???

jaehyun
oh yes

jaehyun
you lie for fun you hate kids and
sweating and youre high 98% of
the time

yun
wow...

doyoung
cough obsessed cough

yuta
you smoke weed?????

yun
yes

yun
wait i mean no

yun
no if youre the feds

jungwoo
LMAO

yuta
im not 💀 i do too

yuta
i suddenly kind of like you

yun
i knew you would im so likable

yun
omg enemies to lovers🤭

yuta
dont get ahead of yourself

yun
he wants me guys

jaehyun
anyways

jaehyun
see you tomorrow if youre going if
not see you on monday

yun
yep yep bye everyone

i will be nice just this ONCE and give you a drama free party chapter. just once do not get used to it i love drama