1: In Trouble

3rd Pov of view:

Today is a beautiful day in (City/Town name),(State) in (Country that doesn't have really strict laws). The birds are chirping, the kids are out and there's one young boy running around with his iPhone attached to a selfie stick.

"Heyooooo! It's mah! Yooo booooiiii! RadYodaughtercallmeDady2! I'm out here today—- too hope-...wait!- I think I see her!?" The young boy runs to a girl wearing a white dress and holding a bag/sack.

"Hey homegurl! It's your boiii! Tell me what's the snitch today!? Me and my fans can't wait!" Sparkles floated around the young boy while he holds out his selfie stick above them and stands in front of her. The said girl named 'homegurl' just ignored him and walked past by him. The sparkles that's surrounded the boy shattered and fell to the ground along with his very little self-confidence.

The boy head dramatically almost turns almost exactly 180°. He intensely stares at the back of her hair and realize wires are hanging out of her ears. He puffed up his cheeks and squat down looking at her angrily now. "(Y/N)!" He yelled at the top of his lungs while waving his selfie stick around angrily.

"Huh!?" The girl heard a noise and pulled one of her earbuds out and look around until she looked behind her and finally noticed the boy presents.

"Hey Tiffani."

"(YYYY/NNNNNNNN) I told you to call me RadYodaughtercallmeDady2 my YouTuber name!"

"Nah. Plus your parents say you're not allowed to have a YouTube channel until you're 16? You're 9." She place her earbud back in her ear and start to walk away until the boy crab walk in front of her putting his phone directly in her face. Accidentally getting the wires tangled up with the stick and pulling out her earbuds from her ears.

"Anyways! Tell us a little bit about yourself! I'm not gonna leave you until you say something to my fans!" She carefully untangles her earbuds off the stick and puts away in her bra along with her phone.

"What fans? Your three bots and your grandma?"

"I-introduces yourself or I'm telling my mommy not to have you as my babysit anymore!" He pouted while stomping his little feet. This cause the girl to giggle. But decide to play along with him anyway. She grabbed a selfie stick so he stops waving it around and hold her directly to her face.

"Hello! I'm (Y/N) (L/N)! I'm 16 year old! I live in (insert country and homeland)."
She giggles. "What else do you want me to say now?"

"Tell about your life! Maybe your parents or something?!"

"Hmmm.... what's the magic word?"

"Pwease?"

The girl name (Y/N) talk a little longer and start walking away with the selfie stick in hand.

"This may sound weird but my mom is a hero named Shining Hope! Pretty silly name, huh? Now you're probably thinking what's weird about my mom being a hero?!" Near the end of her sentence she brought the phone closer to her face like adding some suspense.

"Well... My dad is a villain. But don't worry he's just a regular villain not a super villain anymore! That's not too bad right?! His villain name used to be Hell Raiser! * laughs * Sorry! It's supposed to be scary but it just reminds me of the horror movie I saw a couple of—whatever I'm getting off of track! His villain name is just Hellspawn. Hehe.."

"People always wonder why my mom got together with my father. They are total opposites, they say. I say to heck with it! So what if they are different it's just matter they love and respect each other! And I could tell they love each other very much the only time they ever fight is when they cross paths doing their duties/crimes. That's actually how they first met my mom was on duty trying to stop a Bank heist that my dad was helping out. His job was to stall the hero and that was my mom at the time while they were fighting they were feeling a strange feeling between each other. My father never felt a thing like this before but for my mom... she shake it off at the time and tackled my dad to the ground while he was distracted thinking about the feeling he was feeling about her if that makes sense... Long story short after my mom captured him but the others got away. After hours of questioned him even threaten him at some point but my dad never cracked. Frustrated and annoyed she threw him in jail. She visit him frequently to still try to get information out of him but instead of answering her questions he just flirted with her. It got her very peeved but overtime she felt quite flattered. As soon as he got out of jail he quickly track her down and ask her out on a date. She said yes for some reason and the rest is history. HAHAH! My parents are such weirdos! But it was funny kind of sweet in a weird stupid... ehh.." Well she was talking about her mother and father's love story she realized that the stick felt a little heavy. She look at the end of it and realize the boy never let go of the stick so he's basically dangling off of it.

"Tiffani you're supposed to let go if I grab the stick."

"It's my grandma, she told me not to let it go to anybody." (Y/N) dramatically sighed and just let's go of the selfie stick also dropping the boy.

"Ow! My butt!"

"I think I said enough I had to go somewhere with my dad anyways."

"Are you two going on a crime streak!?"

"Crime 'Spree'. It's Crime Spree. And no. We're just going to the party store no big deal." Reply (Y/N) as she casually pulls out a single pair of stockings and put it over her head. "See you later Tiffani. Remember to stay at school and don't do drugs!" She patted his head and threw her sack over her shoulder and walked off again.

Le time skip:

(Y/N) Pov:

"You're in big trouble Missy!" Yelled officer Lee across from desk where I'm sitting in front of him... Handcuffed... Officer Lee works with my mother. He's in his mid-40s almost to his 50s now? I'm not sure about his age. He's tall slender man with dark brunette hair, dark black eyes with eyebags from countless sleepless nights, chapped lips and wearing the regular officers uniform with a hat.

"(Y/N) I can't believe you!" My dad gasps dramatically sitting next to me said, staring at me mock disbelief.

"You're not off the hook either Mr. (Last Name!)" Officer Lee took off his officer hat and smacked my dad with it over his head.

"Police brutality! Police brutality! Police brutality! Oh lord have mercy! He struck me!" My dad yelled out dramatically, making his black mustache move in a comedic way, even tried to stand up but he forgot that he was handcuffed to the chair and stumbled back down on his chair. "Owwie... Leeie... can you please loosen up these handcuffs a bit they're a bit tight. And by the way are you getting bald?" He asked out of curiosity looking at his thinning hairline.

Officer Lee deadpan while I giggle. My dad never takes it seriously with the po-po.

"Don't forget both of got caught trying to rob a craft store!"

'Huh and here I thought it was a party store whatever.' I thought.

"It was overpriced! I say the store was robbing us! Like what the hell would you charge somebody $25 for a small pack of pencils! That's a rip off!"

"They were premium drawing pencils..."

"That's beside the point!" He tried to slam his fist on the table but again his wrists were handcuffed to the chair. "Fuck... sweetie can you slam your hands on the desk for daddy so I can make a point."

I wiggled my hands to do so but nope I'm handcuffed with my hands behind my back. So I did the next best thing... I face slam the table.

"Sweetie! Are you!- cursed these handcuffs!" My dad tried to reach for me but he can't because of the handcuffs.

"Are you out of your mind!?" Officer Lee quickly ran to my side checking for any injuries but I'm fine. I only have a small red mark on my forehead.

"I'm good!"  I giggled. "It's not my first time slamming my head into something."

"I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS!"

"Eh it builds character and she built a thick skin so-." My dad gets cut off by Officer Lee.

"NOT THAT!" Officer Lee pause for a second and took a deep breath. His office is not soundproof, it can muffle our noises but it's not soundproof. He inhale and exhale. Inhale and exhale.

"I should be throwing both of you in jail for all the crimes you two did." Officer Lee walked towards his folder drawer opening it and going through them.

"It's just one time.-"

"25. This makes 25." He slammed a heavy folder in front of us on his desk.

"25 crimes this month! Robbery, burglary, theft, bar fights, under age drinking, assault, acts of violence, using your quirk without a permit and reckless driving! Mr. (Last Name) you committed all these crimes crimes solo or with your daughter!" He explained to us while opening the folder and spreading the papers right in front of us so we can see.

"Hmmm..." Both me and my father look at the papers long and hard. They have so much words that I'm not gonna read all of it so I'm just mostly looking at the pictures.

"Robbery, burglary and theft is the same thing?... isn't it?..." My dad question while wiggling his black fluffy mustache in confusion.

"You got some good pictures of me." I chuckled. "Can I keep some?"

"Why can't you both take this seriously!" The officer slammed his fist in rage. "Mr. (Last Name) if you can't take yourself seriously then think about your daughter! Do you really want her have this life?!"

"What's wrong with it? She's healthy, strong, happy, has an amazing quirk, has good grades, she picks up after her little demons if you know what I mean... and she always have a mask or disguise on when we do crime so nobody really recognize her and thanks for not unmasking her while people are around. So what's wrong with it?"




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None of the two adults noticed this but a red hand just came out at the edge of the desk and took some of the pictures and Report/file that I am in and disappeared. I try to keep a straight face on but I smile for a second.

"I shouldn't be asking this... I'll most likely regret this but... I understand why your daughter wears a disguise but why the hell are you wearing a dress?" He sighed in defeat and rubbed his forehead with his index finger.

Right now I'm just wearing black converse, Galaxy leggings, an oversize hoodie with Nyan Cat the Poptart Kitty on the front, and I was wearing pink ski mask with the little kitty ears on it but it was taken off when I enter the office. Originally I was going to wear a black socking over my head and a white dress but my dad said that's too flashy. My dad is wearing a sparkly gold tiara on his head with a veil and a long white dress and gold heels.

" I didn't wanna scare the kids."

"You think a big muscular man with a big mustache entering a craft while dressed up in a fucking white dress it's not at least traumatizing? I think you mostly scar them for life for."

"You're just jealous I could pull this look off!"

"And why do you bring his mustache into this?"

Officer Lee look like he's done with us and took a seat back where he was before. "I think this talk is over."

"Alright! Do we just get thrown in the cell again in the police station like always?" My dad said back in a relaxed manner not bothered by that in anyway. Me on other hand is starting to get hungry. I wonder what we are going to eat in our holding cell when we get there.

"No. You're not going to the holding cell this time."

"Are you really throwing us in jail this time!?"

" I should be doing that right now but no I just called your-."

BANG!

"(DAD NAME)!" Both me and my father turned pale white as the office door burst open and comes in my very angry mother in her hero costume.

"H-Honey bun! H-h-hello!... I-!"

"You're are in so much trouble!" My mom didn't let my dad finish and quickly turns to Officer Lee bowing to him. "Obviously I'm so sorry about them!"

"I'm more sorry about you."

"Only my daughter you can release. Just give me the key for my husband."

"B-Butt-..."

"No butts! I-wh—-IS THAT MY WEEDING DRESS!"

While my mom was chewing out my dad, officer Lee went behind me and uncuffed me. I quickly jumped on my feet and hugged him tightly around the waist.

"Yeet! Thanks uncle! We'll still seeing you on the weekend for dinner, right?" I look up at him with puppy eyes.

"... Yes..."

"Yay!"

"Love of my life I can explain-!" My dad tried to plead with her again but my mom is having none of it. She uncuffed him from the chair and right away put the handcuffs back on him.

"Do you want me to rip that stupid mustache off your face!?" She threaten.

"N-not the mustache!"

My dad really values his mustache a lot. I let go of my uncle and waved goodbye to him. I walk out of the station into my mom hero car. Just imagine like Batman's car but in white version with heavenly wings on it. I looked at my mom's rear mirror and see some little red blobs hiding behind my mom car. I open the door and three red creatures crawled in and hide under the seats.

"Get in the car!" I heard my mom scream from inside the station. I quickly close my door. My dad comes out running and stumbles on the stairs a bit.

"Y-yes ma'am!" He went to the door and tried to open it but he forgot he was handcuffed and slammed to the door. My mom is really done with all this shit grabbed him by this hair and my dad let out a loud moan. "(DAD NAME) we're not in our bedroom!" She open the front side door and threw him in. She grumbles a bit and went to the driver seat and start driving away.

It was suddenly silent. The silence was suffocating and my dad was sitting in the car seat upside down. We slow down at a stop sign.

"What were you thinking!" My mom suddenly yelled directly at my father. That caused my dad to squeak, his body fell in a awkward position where his butt is under the seats now and fart at the same time.

Coughing starts coming out of the under the seats.

"Fuck! That's disgusting! Get your ass out of my face!"

"Sir, we're supposed to be undercover!"

"Blitz don't shove his ass to me!" Three red skinned imps quickly crawled out under the seats and went to the closest window rolling it down and sticking their heads out dramatically.

"What did I say about bringing actual demons into our world?!" My mother focus her anger onto me now.

"They're just imps mom!" I yelled at my mom as a grab onto the only female in the trio.

"What do you mean by 'just imps' toots." The black hair crossed her arms and looked at me with a raise eyebrow.

"Just. Play along. Millie..." I whispered where her ear supposed to be. My mom just said nothing and pressed on gas sending the other two imps on to my lap.

"Sup Mox. Mwah Blitz.~"   I greeted Moxxie and kissed Blitz forehead. Millie was still in my arms so I placed her in her husband's lap.

"H-Hello miss (Last name)..."

"Right back at chu, babe.~" Blitz purred while wrapping his arms around my neck.

"Moxxie you can call me from my first name. I told you already."

"And I told you you sick fuck to knock it off flirting with my underage kid!" My Dad turned around and try to grab Blitz but again he forgot he still handcuffs so he can't really reach.

"And like I told you that I don't give a fucking damn! She's turning 18 soon!" Replied the imp boss back while flipping my dad the bird.

"Pardon me sir..." Moxxie decide to interrupt. He prays Blitz arms off of me and looks directly at my dad. "But I have to ask.... how the fuck did you mess up her birth year and her birth certificate."

"My dad went to a sketchy doctor." I answered for him while I petting Blitz's head now. He has his arms around my waist while purring and swaying his tail like a cat.

"I'll say it again. What the fuck?!" Moxxie yelled while doing some Jazz hands or something? "And you're OK with lying about your age?!" Moxxie pointing a finger at me.

"You're actually 17 turning 18 soon and you're saying you're 16!"

"A year or two it's not a big deal." I wave my hand nonchalantly. "I don't give a damn about my age by my dad told me to tell everybody that I'm 16 like it says on my birth certificate. It still dad's fault."

"It's not all my fault, your mom still wanted to be a hero while she was pregnant!" Me and Blitz burst out laughing at Moxxie's face. My mother doesn't say anything about it continues driving almost home I think? My dad looks at her as he continue speaking.

"We have to go to sketchy doctor because you were finishing up a battle and you were going into labor! I told you I knew a guy close by and he could help us! If I wasn't for you questioning about his doctors license and how he got his medical supplies he wouldn't have fucked up the birth certificate!"

'Don't poke the bear dad...' I sweatdrop. Mom been really quiet lately I bet she's going to explode when we get back home.

"Besides the point! Didn't you have a adopted daughter that's like 22 now?! Don't you think it's creepy you're hitting on?!-."

"Don't bring Loonie into this! Plus we're all from fucking hell nobody gives a damn!"

"This is land of the living earth!"

"What's the difference!?"

"He has a point." I butt in and open my door. We got back home already. My mom actually lives in a pretty big mansion in the middle of the woods. I picked up all 5-4 foot tall imps in my arms and hop out of the car and closing the door with my foot.

"Your mother hasn't said anything for a while now." Moxxie suddenly said while I'm trying to open the front door. It's kind of hard to open the door while I'm holding three imps. I know I don't need a hold them but I want to. Blitz shoves one his hand in my bra and pulls out my keys. "Thanks Blitz." Blitz unlocks and opens the door for me. Before I could take a step inside I heard my dad screeching in fear.

"She took off her boat! Run to you room before it's too late!"

"Some...?" I didn't understand what he said. I turned my head around to see my mom with her boot off beating my dad with it.

".... BODY ONCE!"

"Fuck!"

One hour later:

"At least it isn't as low budget as mine. It's called an imagination." I said while giggling. I winced in pain when Moxxie press the cotton pad a little too hard on my cut on my cheek. "Very funny. Can you stop talking shit so I could finish faster."

"Moody much." I rolled my eyes at him. "I let you to talk nonsense while I was helping you."

"NONSENSE?! Your mother beat the shit out of all of us! She's supposed to be a hero! Is it their job is to serve and protect?! Why so violent?!" He slapped a Band-Aid on my cheek.

"Violence is never the answer. It's the solution." I said with a poker face but a single tear escape to my eye.

"SHUT THE HELL UP!!! LIGHT OUT OR IM COMING UP THERE!!! AND SEND THOSE Hellspawns back to hell!" We all jump at the sound of my mother's rage voice.

"I'm right next to you~—-I-I-I I was just trying to lighten the mood!!!! Aaahhhhhhhh!" I'm surprised my dad haven't lost his voice yet. He's the one who been screaming for an hour already.

"It's looks like Mrs. (last name) is really really really really really really really-."
"Go to the point Moxxie." Blitz smacks Moxxie behind the head.

"I'm just say that she is actually really pissed this time. What if she does a terrible punishment to you miss (Last name)."

"(Y/N). Well she already beat the crap all of us so I don't think she could do worse." I flinch in pain a little bit when I get off my bed and went to my closet. "Come here. All three of you." All three of them wobbled or limp to me and waited until I pulled out a shoe box from my closet. "A gift for all your services if he actually did it."

"You mean this?" Blitz smirks and pulls out the same pile of paper I saw at the police station. "Yup, destroy it." I threw the box up in the air and clap my hands twice. My eyes start to glow a demonic red color and I slammed both my hands on the ground opening a portal back to hell. At the other side I could see the entrance to their office. I catch the box before it hit the ground. Loona is leaning against the door most likely taking her break or does not care about her job again.

"LOONIE! Eat this." Blitz right away gives Loona the police reports. Without any question she takes the papers with her mouth and shreds it to bits and swallowing it. "And remember that bridge we talked about before."

"Yeah?"

"Shit off of it."

"Thanks for everything. You did a great job at making sure that I don't have a crime history. (City/hometown) police station is too lazy file the report in their computer system." I giggled at them as I remove the lid off the shoebox. "Blitz I made you this horse it's a little derpy but I hope you like it."  Blitz didn't say anything instead he just looked at me with sparkles in his eyes and give me a big hug and snatching the horse away from my hand.

"Mox I got you this cute little cookbook and for your lovely little wife.~ I got you this keychain with a real knife at the end." The couple both thank me and even give me a quick hug.

"What the fuck about me?" Looked at me with her hand extended out.

"Hmmm I have some Scooby snacks..." I dropped the blue bag containing the Scooby snacks in her open hand.

She just growls and shove the whole bag in her mouth. "Whatever."

All the three imp said goodbye to me and hop into the portal. As soon as they were save on the other side I closed it by clapping my hands three times and pitch in the end of the portal and just closing it manually.

Couple days later:

We're visit my Uncle's place like we do every other weekend. But this time instead of everything being cheery, chaotic and him chewing us out along with my mother... everybody is just dead quiet.

The only time we speak was when we greeted him and we all stayed quiet in his living room until it time for dinner and we all ate in silence.

I couldn't stand this any much longer so I decided to walk out on the patio and sit down on the edge after I finish dinner of course.

"Hey (Y/N)... You've been really quiet today. I hope it's something good or you finally learn your lesson." I heard my uncles gentle voice behind me. He sit right next to me.

"I'm in trouble."
"Trouble?"
"Yup."
"In trouble."

"Mom is sending me to Tokyo to live with my grandparents and go to school..."

"It doesn't sound so bad I thought you got beat."

"She took the one thing I love, and then she beat the shit out of me."
Uncle Lee just sweat drop at that.

"D-doesn't your dad usually stop it?"

"I couldn't this time..." A hollow voice said behind us.

"Fffff-fudge cakes (Dad name) don't just pop out of nowhere! So are you saying that she beat you up too?" Uncle Lee jumped and clutches hand over his heart.

My dad said nothing but nod his head yes.

"Is that why you're limping?"

"T-That's ... something else..." My dad reply with a blank face. All three of us awkwardly did nothing until my dad starts limping slowly away while holding his butt.

"I-I don't want to know."

"I wish I didn't know either..."

"I'm going to Tokyo to a heroes school."
"What?!"
"U.A. High School..."

"W-wait ?! Huh?! That's an elite school isn't it?! And classes already started?!"

"That what I told mom... But she said she has a friend there and he helped her squeeze me in... I don't think a elite school would do that type of thing..." I feel something crawled up my arm and looked at it and saw a little brown ant on it.

"Now I see... i'll try to talk to my sister to see-."

"Not gonna work. We tried. Me and dad. She's dead serious about this." I let the little ant crawl on my other hand.

"Uncle Lee I am really nervous... They're real heroes over there... I know I could behave I just choose not to but my quirk is not very 'heroic'..." The little ant climbs on the tip of my thumb.

"Sweetie it's not..-."

It's literally call Hell Gate and I can open a portal to hell to take demons out to do my bidding! That sounds pretty villainess me." I snapped. "I'm automatically a villain."

"T-th-they are the real deal heroes and they do anything too-..." I pause for a second and stared an the ant one last time before I brought my pointer finger down, connecting my thumb and finger together. "Crush evil villains..."

"We'll think of something. When will you start going to school?" I flicked the squash ant at his direction.

"In a week..."

"Fuck."

"What do you mean 'real deal heroes'?" A cold voice said behind us sending a chill down our spines.

"FUCK!"

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