FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS, Ophelia noticed Albus was acting very annoyed with almost everyone.

All because Louise Jordan was continually asking Albus out on a date, and every time she'd ask, Albus would say no.

The first week of school had ended. Making Quidditch teams start to practice for the upcoming quidditch season.

"Hey Ophelia!" Rose Granger-Weasley whisper-shouted on Saturday afternoon as Ophelia was sitting in the library.

Rose and Ophelia were very good friends. Often Scorpius would try to take this as an opportunity and talk to Rose. But Rose hated Scorpius deeply.

"Oh, why hello there Rose." Ophelia smiled then went back to studying.

"Y'know we haven't been hung out that much this year have we?" Rose sighed sitting next to her.

Ophelia closed her book. "No we haven't. I guess fifth year has just kept us away from each other. Plus you have quidditch practice today don't you?"

"Yeah ... but why don't you come watch me at practice?" Rose shrugged.

Rose was never practically fond of Sytherlins, but she always liked Ophelia. In fact, Rose was more close to Ophelia than Albus.

"But I'm a Sytherlin. And I'd be an distraction." Ophelia said looking down at her shoes.

Rose shook her head. "Your a Sytherlin I can trust. Cmon, James hasn't been in touch with you these past few days either. He's the one who suggested for you to come."

James wanted her to come to quidditch practice?

"I suppose so. Do you mind if Scorpius comes too? Albus has been in a foul mood lately because of Louise Jordan's obsession with him." Ophelia said.

Rose sighed. "Uh I guess you can bring Malfoy along. Yeah that Louise Jordan's a cow."

SCORPIUS AND OPHELIA were sitting in the stands of the quidditch stadium as the Gryffindor team practiced.

"Hi Ophelia!" Rose shouted from her broom.

"Hi Rose! Windy today isn't it?" Ophelia shouted back.

"Yeah it's a bit nippy!"

"HI ROSE!!!!!" Scorpius yelled waving.

Rose stuck her middle finger up at Scorpius and zoomed off.

Ophelia giggled as Scorpius folded his arms.

"It's progress I guess??" Scorpius shrugged.

Ophelia went back to reading as suddenly James zoomed over to the stands, got off his broom, as took away Ophelia's book.

"James!" Ophelia smiled. "Give my book back!"

Ophelia continued to jump in the air, but James' was quite taller than her. So she couldn't reach it.

"Well hello to you as well Lia." James grinned. "But there's a price to paid if you want your book back."

"Lovebirds." Scorpius mumbled.

"What price then?" Ophelia scoffed.

"A very long kiss of course." James said smoothly.

Ophelia slapped James across the face.

James gasped. "This is abuse. SHES ABUSING ME EVERYONE!!"

Ophelia started to laugh as James pretended to cry into Ophelia's shoulder.

"So how about that kiss then?" James smirked.

Ophelia rolled her eyes as James handed Ophelia her book back. James then went off on his broom.

Ophelia sat back next to Scorpius and continued to read.

"Oh no." Scorpius gasped.

"What happened?" Ophelia turned to him.

"Albus just texted me. He says he's coming over. And he's swearing like a manic." Scorpius told her.

"He must be really upset then." Ophelia noted.

Suddenly, a breathless Albus ran over to them.

"Albus you climbed the stairs to the stands?! That takes ten minutes?!!" Ophelia shrieked.

"I HATE LOUISE ALMA JORDAN. SHES A BLOODY PSYCHOPATH." Albus cried.

Ophelia and Scorpius started to hum the song 'Sweet but Psycho'.

"NOT THE TIME GUYS." Albus shouted.

"Fine. What happened exactly then?" Scorpius asked him.

"Louise Jordan has been following me around since 6:30 in the morning and has been threatening me saying I have to date her or else. What if she takes away my One Directon candles?!?!" Albus cried out.

"What if she hurts your friends and family Albus? Who cares about your candles?" Scorpius sighed.

"But she might take away my Ariana Grande vinyls as well!" Albus told them.

"OKAY WE NEED TO FIND A SOLUTION." Ophelia cried.

No one was going to take Albus' Ariana Grande vinyls. No matter what happened.

The group thought for a few minutes.

"How about you kiss someone in front of her? That'll put her off for sure." Scorpius suggested.

"I don't want to kiss anyone yet." Albus replied.

"Well I've got an idea." Ophelia told them. "Let's make her think, in fact let's make everyone think, that Albus is dating someone. Only until Louise Jordan gets off your back."

"So um your suggesting ... fake dating?" Albus repeated. Who would agree to fake dating me?"

"Ophelia would." Scorpius added.

"Scorpius!" Ophelia shrieked.

"What? I'm not saying you fancy him, but everyone would fall for it. Two best friends, fell in love. Then a few weeks later, just decide to be just friends again." Scorpius explained.

"That does sound convincing Ophelia." Albus shrugged.

"But, it would be weird pretending to like Albus." Ophelia mumbled.

"Pleaseeeeeeeeeee?"

Ophelia sighed and nodded.

ONCE THEY WENT TO lunch, Ophelia and Albus decided to make it 'official'.

"I'm dreading this." Ophelia mumbled as she and Albus sat together. While Scorpius sat on the opposite side of the table.

"It'll work. Just hold hands, talk really smiley with each other, and once I go off to talk to my dad about some homework. That's when you guys kiss. Okay?" Scorpius whispered.

Ophelia and Albus gulped as they interlocked hands.

Marina, who was calmly having her usual argument with Draco at the head table, was not expecting such a surprise.

"I am the better Professor you asshole." Marina snapped quietly at Draco.

"I aM tHe BeTtER tEaChER yOu aSsHolE," Draco mimicked.

"I'm telling McGonagall on you! And I'm definitely the hotter Professor any —"

Suddenly, Marina had looked over at the Sytherlin table to see Albus and Ophelia kissing.

"WHAT THE F —"

Marina quickly took out her phone.

ExPeLliARmUs -
Harry (PoTtAH)
Pavarti (pav 💕)
Lavender (Lav Lav 💕)
Draco (Blonde Ferret 🐁)
Ginny (Ginevra 👩🏻‍🦰)
Dean (Dean 🤸‍♀️)
Hermione (minister granger)
Ron (Ronald)
Fred and George (Fredina + Georgiana)
Sirius (sirius 😜 )
Dianne (Dianne 🥰)
Luna (Lovegood 🌈🦋)
Neville (nev 🌱)
Marina (Marina 💋)
Toula (toolbox )

Marina 💋
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Dianne 🥰
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Lovegood 🌈🦋
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PoTtAH
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Ginevra 👩🏻‍🦰
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Dean 🤸‍♀️
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minister granger
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Marina 💋
babes I'm on lunch break with nev and m*lfoy too

Fredina + Georgiana
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Marina 💋
stfu 😑

Fredina + Georgiana
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Marina 💋
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PoTtAH
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Minister granger
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Ronald
bestie stop

pav 💕
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Marina 💋
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pav 💕
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PoTtAh
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pav 💕
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Lav Lav 💕
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Marina 💋
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Lav Lav 💕
correction* your girl

Marina 💋
yes 🥰
pav 💕
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minister granger
😐 hello lavender

Dianne 🥰
hello fredrick <333 ily
Fredina + Georgiana
Awww ilyt Dianne
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Ronald
LMAO DOES ANYONE WANNA PLAY ROBLOX

Nev 🌱
no ron sorry mate :(((

Minister granger
BRUH WHY FRED AND GEORGE HAVE THE SAME NUMBER

ginevra 👩🏻‍🦰
because they're mf twins and share a damn phone for some reason

toolbox
Wait what is going on why does Marina need help again

Marina 💋
I'm telling everyone the GOSSIP but I'm waiting for everyone to be here

Dean 🤸‍♀️
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toolbox
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Nev 🌱
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sirius 😜
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pav 💕
SIRIUS AND MARINA TOGETHER 🙊

nev 🌱
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PoTtAh
SIRIUS

Lovegood 🌈🦋
Hello !

Ronald
Marina bloody hurry up and tell us what you want to say

Ronald
I'm busy working out at the gym need to get back to sweating 💦 🏋️‍♂️

Dean 🤸‍♀️
Wait ron works out lol

Marina 💋
LIKE MY ASS HE IS HES PROB AT MCDONALDS

sirius 😜
Ron stop trying to ✨ impress Hermione ✨
Ginevra 👩🏻‍🦰
RON BOY U AINT WORKING OUT

Lav Lav 💕
Here is the proof.

Ronald
THAT IS NOT ME AND HOW DID U GET THAT

Ginevra 👩🏻‍🦰
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Dianne 🥰
BYE the screen has Chinese on it and we live in England 😭

Ronald
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Nev 🌱
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PoTtaH
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Marina 💋
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Minister granger
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Pav 💕
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Luna 🌱 🌈
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Marina 💋
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Ronald
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Lav Lav 💕
We stan luna

Dean
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Minister granger
Why are keeping luna again?

Nev 🌱
I — oh hell nah

Toolbox
girl no

Ginevra 👩🏻‍🦰
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Marina 💋
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Marina 💋 removed Minister Granger
from ExPelLiArMuS

PoTtaH
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Sirius 😝
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Blonde Ferret 🐁
What behavior

PoTtah
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PoTtah left ExPelLiArMUS

Sirius 😝 added PoTtah

Pav 💕
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Marina 💋
Me. The news is about Ophelia and Scorpius

Toolbox
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Sirius 😝
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Dean 🤸‍♀️
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Marina 💋
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Ronald
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Ginevra 👩🏻‍🦰
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Dean 🤸‍♀️
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PotTah
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Marina 💋
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Sirius 😝
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Sirius 😝
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Blonde ferret 🐁
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Luna 🌈🌱
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Ronald added Cho

Cho
Oh hi everyone! Hi Harry 😃 😃

PoTtah
ello ello

Marina 💋
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ginevra 👩🏻‍🦰 removed Cho

Dean 🤸‍♀️
yeah I never liked her anyway

Marina 💋
oop I just saw Albus Potter and Ophelia Black kissing each other during lunch. That's da news

Dean 🤸‍♀️
Who tf snogs during lunch

Minister Granger
Harry and Marina snogged all the time during lunch 😶

Ginevra 👩🏻‍🦰
yeah but Harry and Marina snogged in the broom closet DURING LUNCH. they are snogging at the lunch table

Blonde Ferret 🐁
MY NEICE IS FCKING DOING WHAT NOW

Marina 💋
you idiot just look up at the Sytherlin table we're sitting next to each other bish

Marina 💋
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PoTtah
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Blonde Ferret 🐁
I AM PUTTING THIS TO A STOP MY NEICE WILL NOT SNOG A POTTAH 🏃‍♀️

Dean 🤸‍♀️
wait is Sirius even okay with this...

Sirius 😝
I AM NOT FCKIBG OKAY WECUWUOEFHW IM GOING TO THE GREAT
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Toolbox
Imma just go —