THE MORNING WAS warm and lovely. The iconic three musketeers got out of bed with a grin on their faces as they walked down to the great hall for breakfast.

Marina walked around the Sytherlin table passing timetables to students.

Marina sighed as she passed Ophelia and Albus her schedule. "Alright, here you go love. And uh ... Scorpius sweetie here you go. And Albus ... there it is here you go darling."

Marina then walked off.

"Oh fairy lights! We've got everything the same!" Ophelia shrieked. "How lovely!"

"I'm regretting signing up for astronomy." Albus groaned.

"Umm guys - what is Sex Ed?" Scorpius asked.

"Sex education oh shite." Albus sighed.

Ophelia and Albus looked at their schedules to see 'SEX ED - TRANSFIGURATION ROOM - FOUR TIMES A WEEK - TAUGHT BY PROFESSOR M. POTTER'

Ophelia's jaw dropped. "Oh this is going to be horrid -"

Albus dramatically pretended to cry into Scorpius' shoulder. Ophelia rolled her eyes.

A few minutes later, the trio sat in their first class, Defense Against the Dark Arts, taught by Dra*o Malf*y himself.

As the lesson started, Louise Jordan started to wink at Albus.

Albus looked at Louise. "What the fu -"

"Dad's a good teacher isn't he Oppie. A bit stiff though." Scorpius whispered to Ophelia.

"Now what is exactly is a ghoul?" Professor Malfoy said.

No one raised their hand except Ophelia. Who had been answering all afternoon,

Albus groaned as Ophelia continued to embarrass herself.

"Ummm anyone else apart from miss Black?"

No one raised their hand. Ophelia was practically out of her chair now.

"Oh no." Scorpius mumbled.

"Holy hell just call on Ophelia for gods sake!" Albus mumbled.

"Black, what's the definition of a ghoul?" Professor Malfoy spat.

"A ghoul is a magical beast that resembles a slimy, buck-toothed ogre. Lots of wizarding families keep ghouls as house pets." Ophelia explained.

"Very good Black. Ten points to Sytherlin. Jordan, blimey stop chewing your gum for gods sake."

"So sorry Professor" Louise giggled. Albus rolled his eyes.

Within thirty minutes, everyone was pretty invested in the lesson. Except Albus of course. Who was now taking his phone out.

Three musketeers ☕️ -
Albus - (hitler)
Ophelia - (mother teresa)
Scorpius - (scorpion 🦂 )

Hitler
Hey bestiessssss

Mother Teresa
Albus Harold Potter !

Scorpion 🦂
LMAO NICE MIDDLE NAME ALBUS

Hitler
STFU SCORPIUS

Mother Teresa
ALBUS HAROLD POTTER WHY THE FLOWER PETALS ARE YOU TEXTING IN
THE MIDDLE OF PROFESSOR MALFOY'S CLASS?

Scorpion 🦂
POP OFF PEACHES

Hitler
Ophelia ur scaring me mate

Mother Teresa
WELL STOP TEXTING

Mother Teresa
I'm trying to listen to Professor daddy here !

Scorpion 🦂
EWWW WTF OPPIE

Mother Teresa
Oh my sprinkles I'm so sorry ! That was an autocorrect !

Scorpion 🦂
oh that was no autocoreect sweetie lolz

Hitler
Ophelia i thought u fancied James not scorpius' fckin dad

Mother Teresa
I do fancy James it's just his little ass of a girlfriend Ceres Zabini !
ERASED!

Scorpion 🦂
She does fancy James it's just his 'girlifriend' Ceres is on the way

Hitler
BISH JAMES JUST FCKIN SNOGS CERES TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS JUST GET WITH HIM
ALREADY

Mother Teresa
It's not that! I'm scared to fancy James because Ceres Zabini threatened me yesterday saying for me to stay away from James! If I dont, she'll beat me up again
ERASED!

Scorpion 🦂
Peaches u ok babes?

Hitler
I just looked over at her and she's crying a bit? Ophelia I'm joking ik u don't like
Professor Malfoy I'm sorry ILY SO MUCH OPHELIA U AND SCORPION ARE MY BESTIES

Scorpion 🦂
Babes we love u so much and whatever is going on u can tell us <33 AND OPPIE UR OUR BESTIE FOREVS

Mother Teresa
It's nothing don't worry guys <33 I'm fine just being dramatic 🙂

Hitler
Somethings not right!
ERASED !

Louise 🧡
Hi everyone!!!! HI ALBUSSSSS 💗

Scorpion 🦂
Louise no one uses the orange heart ...

Mother Teresa
Pardon me , but, this isn't Louise Jordan is it?

Louise 🧡
Yep! It's me, Louise Alma Jordan!

Louise 🧡
Well it's actually going to be Miss Albus Harold Potter in a few years! 😂 😂

Scorpion 🦂
Oh sh -

Hitler left 'Three
Musketeers ☕️ '

Mother Teresa added 'Hitler' to
the 'Three Musketeers ☕️'

Louise 🧡
What who is Hitler?? Omg is it albusssss

Mother Teresa
Yes it's albus Louise...

Hitler
Wtf someone tell me who added the girl who stalks me

Hitler
SCORPIUS IT WAS U WASNT IT

Scorpion 🦂
BISH IT WASNT ME

Mother Teresa
Well it wasn't me! I don't have her #! She must've hacked our group chat!

Hitler blocked Louise 🧡 from the
group chat

Hitler
Cmon guys we gtg to transfiguration

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AS SOON AS TRANSFIGURATION ended, Professor Potter had told everyone to sit back in their seats as a group of sixth years joined the class.

"Excuse me Professor," Ophelia asked, "If you don't mind me asking, but why are sixth years joining us?"

"I'll tell everyone in a second darling." Marina answered awkwardly.

Meera, Freddie II, and James sat at the table next to Albus, Scorpius, and Ophelia.

"Hey lia." James whispered to Ophelia.

"Um hello." Ophelia smiled.

Albus rolled his eyes and pretended to gag as Scorpius hit him.

Marina stood in the front of the class room.

"Well uh hello everyone. I'm guessing you know why you are here in this class today." Marina told them.

Daisy Chang-Dursley raised her hand. "Why are we in this class Miss?"

Marina cleared her throat. "Well ... this class, Sex Ed, is um a required subject for all fifth and sixth years. It'll be taught by me four times a week for the rest of the year. So let's start. What do you guys have questions about?"

Nick Nott raised his hand.

"Yes Nick?" Marina asked.

"Is the earth an actual sphere?" Nick asked. Making a few people laugh.

Marina threw a piece of chalk at him. "Anyways, do we have any sex-Ed related questions?"

Reina Wood, a fifth year, raised her hand. Marina nodded.

"How are babies made Miss?" Reina asked.

"Oh Merlin." Marina said, "Y'know spell sexy without the y. Simple."

"So what is sex?" Nina Weasley-Thomas, Ginny and Deans' daughter, asked.

Marina chuckled. "Well Nina, when a man and a woman love eachother -"