Chapter One, James Line, September 17th, 1997,

I suddenly started feeling dizzy.
“Oh shit! I need he-” I dropped down on the floor, before I could even finish the sentence.

A day before the party

I jump off my bed, and run out of my room to my front door. I open the door, and there stands my boyfriend, Rain Armstrong.

“BABE! How are you?” Rain asks, really excited.

“I’m doing great now! Because you came over!” I scream. “Now kiss me, babe!”
“Hahaha. I don’t know. Should I kiss this bitch?” he questioned my cat that was staring up at him. “Meow if yes, don’t meow if no.”

My cat, named Blood (because he likes to drink blood) keeps staring at Rain.
“Meow?” Blood replied.
“Well then. I guess the cat is always right!” Rain leans in, and kisses me on the lips.
“Aww babe! I love you so much!” I say right after we take a breath, and right before we start kissing again, in my front door’s doorway.

We stand there making out for another five minutes or so.
“Ok babe, that’s enough for now! I came over to hangout with you, and stay the night for tomorrow's party!” Rain breaks the kiss.
“But babe-”
“Don’t but me! Now, who wants to go to the mall and hang out?” he cuts me off.
“I do?”

“Well too bad! My driver’s license got taken again, for reckless driving!”
“Well, how the fuck did you get here? You don’t own a bike, you also don’t have friends with a driver’s license! And you live like twenty give or take minutes away!” I look at him. I know this trick, he uses it all the fucking time.
“Uh…”

“Yeah, that’s what I thought! Now, tell me the fucking truth!”
“Ugh, fine! I didn’t get my license taken, I still have it!” he sighs, realizing that that trick doesn’t work on me anymore.
“I fucking knew it! Now, lemme get my shit together, and you can grab a water or something from the fridge, while I go to the bathroom!” I ordered Rain.
“Ok! Do you want anything?”
“Surprise me, bitch!” I yell as I walk into the bathroom, closing the door.
“Okay, fine!” he mumbles from the other side of the door.

I roll my eyes, and unbutton my pants after unbuckling my belt. I roll down my pants, and my underwear, completely forgetting to lock the bathroom door.
Rain, like the pervert he is, opens the bathroom door. I stare at him as I pee. His eyes don’t move off of my dick.
“PERVERT!” I yell as I finish up.
“WELL SO ARE YOU!” he yells back, over the sound of the toilet flushing.
“THAT DOESN’T MAKE IT ANY BETTER!”
“Yeah, yeah whatever,” he rolls his eyes.
“Just. Ugh. I would’ve also taken that opportu-”  I get cut off by Rain pulling me in a kiss.
Meanwhile, I’m over here still washing my hands. I try to keep kissing him as I wipe off the water from my hands.
“So babe, what drink did you get me?” I ask.
“Oh, I haven’t made it yet, that’s why I came in here!” he replies as he takes off his pants and underwear.
“BABE! WHAT IS MY DRINK SUPPOSED TO BE? And why the fuck are you taking off your pants and underwe- Oh you bitch!”
“I thought you would like some cum….” he says, so innocently, and cutely.
“HA! Of course I do. I’d take it anyday, baby.”
Now shits getting the way I want it to be. All romance and shit.
“Oh, good then! I made you about… hmmm let’s see here… one, two, three, four…. Fifteen cups of my cum! That should last you!”
I stood there in shock. “Not twenty like you normally do?”
“I don’t normally do this shit. And now I’m realizing that we should do this more often!” he shoves a water bottle of his cum into my hand.
He unflips the straw thingy, and shoves it into my mouth.
“Now, suck the water bottle! You can suck me later!”
I do as I’m told, All because his cum is delicious, he gave me a bottle of it the day we became boyfriend  and boyfriend, that’s how I know.
“AHAHAHAHA! That bottle is almost finished!” he screams with joy.
“Yeah, baby. You are so good. I wish I could suck you dick everyday!” I smile.
“We can make that happen!”
“Wait, really?” I get really excited.
“Yeah!”
“YESSSSSSSSSS!” I scream.

After I drink, probably too much cum, about all fifteen cups. Yeah, he’s that good.
“How ‘bout that mall shit that we were planning on doing, what an hour ago?” Rain asks.
“Yeah sure, let’s go to the mall, like we had planned!”
“Let’s.”

We jump off of my bed, and run out to Rain’s car.

****
“BITCH PLEASE! GET AWAY FROM ME!” I heard someone yelling.
Rain turns around. His face has absolute horror on it. I turn around.
“HOLY SHIT!” I blurt.
I grab my phone from my pocket and dial  911.
“Hello 911 operator here. What is the emergency?” someone picks up.
“Hi, hey, hello! I’m at Timber Mall, and there’s a person that has a gunpoint to a person, and that person is absolutely terrified. Send help ASAP!” I’m having a minor heart attack.
“Can you describe what’s happening?” the person on the other side of the phone asks.
“BITCH! THERE’S NO WAY IN HELL AM I DESCRIBING WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!! JUST STOP ASKING QUESTIONS AND SEND HELP!”
There’s silence on the other side of the phone.
“DID YOU NOT HEAR ME????? I SAID SEND HELP  ASAP! THAT MEANS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!” I’m breathing heavily and my minor heart attack is growing.
“Babe, calm the fuck down! They are sending someone, please stop yelling!” Rain looks at me.
I nod my head at Rain, and try to relax and calm down.
“Sorry for the inconvenience, but there is no one to come and help. Please calm down! We understand how hard thi-”
“Hi, hey, hello,” I interrupt. “You don’t understand shit. And, if you don’t send someone over STAT the person will get severely injured, and I will sue. Also, how the fuck can there be no one there to help? That sounds quite like a lie.”
Rain stares at me, his mouth dropped open.
“They said there was no one there to help?” Rain mouths.
I nod my head again.

“Holy shit,” he mouths

“Uhm. So, we can’t send someone till 4:30pm. That’s only an hour away, is that fine?”

“No.”

“Well, we can’t send anyone sooner. We are so sor-”

“HA! Trying to get away with sending people over later than I asked? Do you want the person to die? Because, if you don’t send someone over right now, like I had told you, I will sue you guys until you can’t handle it. Someone’s life is at risk right now. Hold on actually. Tell me, why can’t people be sent over right now?”

“They are on lunch. And please stop interrupting me!”

“So, lunch is more important than saving a person’s life?”

“Uhm…. Y’know what, I’ll send someone right no-”

“Thanks bitch!” I hung up.

“Motherfucker,” I huff.

“Were they seriously on lunch?” Rain asks.

“Yep!” I nod my head, and run over to the chaotic mess that’s happening.

“Yo! Wassup?” I ask the man that’s got the other person at gunpoint.

“Uh, I’m not here to talk to imbeciles. Now, give me all of your money, or she gets it!” he replies.

“BITCH! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY I’M A MALE???????? I’M TRANS Y’KNOW!” the person yells.

“Yeah, I know, that’s why I’m threatening your life!” (fucked up bitch)

My eyes widened.

“Well, let me see how much cash I have on me right now,” I hear sirens in the distance.

“You bett-” he gets interrupted by my boyfriend grabbing him. “Oh yes daddy! Grab me!”

I stare. What the actual fuck?

“Uhm…. I’m gonna go now,” Rain stops for a sec, “I feel very sexually assaulted,” he continued, but his voice changed to really deep. It made me giggle a little. He smiles. Then he frowns.

“PUT YOUR HANDS UP NOW DUDE WITH THE GUN!” cops yell as they run in.

“OH HELL NAW!” he tries to get away, but the cops catch him.

“Hey man! Are you ok?” I ask the person, while the man gets arrested.

“A little… He was mean,” they reply.

I nod my head in agreement. “Sorry it took them so long to realize that a person’s life is more important than lunch!”

“It’s fine. As long as I’m fine, everything is good, right?”

“Not exactly, but we can go with that!” I shrug my shoulders.

Rain walks over. “Hey guys, he got arrested and shit, so you should be fine!”

“Thanks guys! This means a lot!” the person looks happy, but it’s a little bit of happiness.

“What’s ya name?” I ask.

“Cris…”  he replies.

“Nice to meet you, Cris. I mean, the way I had to meet you sucked but, it is what it is,” I offer my hand for a handshake. He accepts.

First chapter. Great. Fucking great..oh yeah and I won't have each line separated like I did for the end of this one (I didn't have it like that on Google Docs, and it's quite painful to go through and do it)