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Guess who's back back, bACK AGAIN-

*COUGH*

HELLO MY BEAUTIFUL BITCHES

I HAVE RETURNED

SO Y'ALL BETTER BEND OVER CAUSE MAMA ABOUT TO LUBE UP YA BUTTS WITH SOME DRAMA-

*TAKE TWO*

K THAT ANALOGY WAS UM...NO

SO ANYWAYS YA READ THE TITLE. IZ TEA TIME HOES, SIT YA FINE BOOTIES DOWN, GRAB A DRINK/SNACK AND ENJOY RIDING ME- I MEAN ENJOY THE RIDE

Alright before we start, we gotta name our characters. First we have sunflower, cause she's an amazing and supporting friend and doesn't deserve the way her "friends" treat her and tbh she has brightened my day so many times.

Second we're gonna go with...Baby metal. Yeah okey like I love metal but baby metal is just taking something and destroying it for me ;-;

Okey so we got our two main characters, sunflower and babymetal gr8 LET'S START ;)

SOOOOOOO

*FLASHBACKS TO A FEW MONTHS AGO*

Babymetal and sunflower both went to my old middle school and they were a year younger than me. During my time there we were all good friends, I met sunflower first tho and she introduced me to babymetal as her "best friend"

So they were both kinda different from each other, personality vise, but had similar interests.

So sunflower saw me as a friend and as someone she could rely on ofc, even tho babymetal saw me as a friend she kinda looked up to me too???? Like she never told me this but it was pretty obvious. She was basically like a really big edge lord (she was lowkey a lil fake back then too tho) and if y'all didn't know I am the definition of edgy and dark humor LMAO SORRY.

So she liked to be around me since I was a lot more fucked up and gave no fucks about what I said so she thought that was cool???? (Holy fuck I'm still the same cringe fest from middle school)

And I had no problems with that ofc.

NOW FAST FORWARD HALF A YEAR. YA GIRL IS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHOOP

And sunflower and babymetal are in their last year of middle school.

Sooooo one particular night I'm out with a few friends at a place that is kinda 16+ LMAO and I find guess wHO???? YUP BABYMETAL...DRUNK

                  ._____________.

And since we were still good friends at this point I decided to chill with her a bit, now again girl wasn't tipsy she was full on drunk (she was 14)

Now that was a lil weird to me cause idk usually middle schoolers don't go there. I mean they do but like no.

Fast forward a few months and she's acting like a real bitch. Sunflower basically tells me about how her attitude completely changed towards her and how her bf that SHE DIDN'T EVEN LIKE 3 MONTHS AGO is the only thing she cares about now.

Maybe a month ago Sunflower went on a trip for a week with Babymetal and her bf. AND OH BOI I THOUGHT THAT I WAS A THIRD WHEEL. legit the whole trip these two were sucking face and would not separate. Just imagine how Sunflower felt ._.

After she got back they hung out again, this time with a bit more people. They didn't have a place in mind to hang out so Sunflower just told them all that she didn't wanna ho to the mall. That was it.

They had no place in mind but after Babymetal was like "why don't we go to the mall?"

DID Y'ALL HEAR MY FACE PALM

And ofc Sunflower was pissed off at everyone the whole outing, which later on turned into an argument between them ._.

Later later on one of their mutual friends was having a bday party and somehow Sunflower was mAgIcAlLy not invited 😐 again another argument and in all of their arguments Babymetal kept playing the victim and calling Sunflower all sorts of insults.

I saw their chats and Sunflower was providing her facts (no name calling, no sass, just cold hard facts) and yiu have dis other bitch acting like she's 12...

I SWEAR-

After a lot of needless arguments I talked with Sunflower and we both decided to end the friendship with her, even tho I was telling her to be petty and slap all of her fake hoe bs in her face she refused to and told me that she doesn't want any bad blood between em.

LMAO WISH I WAS THAT MATURE.

Oh and a few more facts Babymetal has cheated on her bf with one of her friends 10 min before he arrived lmao

Oh and now she's in highschool, well I have a very good friend in that highschool and I just told her to "put a good word in" for Babymetal :)))

So moral of the story, don't be a thot to your friends cause you'll die alone-

Hope ya enjoyed that it was a lot of work to write lmao ur welcome.

Welp I gotta run, cya y'all in the next one.

Don't forget to take good care of yourself, cause as always I'm under your bed :)))

How was your day? How's life been threatening ya?