** Leon walks in looking hot as all hell. Some expensive champagne with unknown extra ingredients in hand. The ladies scream he doesn't blame them**

**Ahseya walks in with her hair swinging side to side, toppling patriarchy one at a time** 

**Lily walks in creating flowers in her path, with magical creatures trailing behind and hot men singing their love for her**

Welcome, random internet user, who may or may not be a troll. We are your hosts Ahseya_aye 2storytime Lillian_Ambrose2601; you may call us Ahseya, Leon and Lily 

Congratulation, you have found the "Golden Borough" awards! WTF is a borough? Don't ask me.

I do know, however, what "The Golden Borough Award" is... It's pretentious... I mean the prestigious award that you can earn and then shove in your readers and critics' faces. This amazing award is the drunken brainchild monster of your lovely hosts.

Now, why this award? Let's be honest, why not? Recognition, ego-stroking... I... I mean, exposure blah blah blah. **Takes another sip. Adjusts bow-tie ** What I can promise you is that this award has a new spin. You'll see what I mean if you keep reading, if you don't, the boogie man will getcha!!

Before we proceed further, let me introduce you to our graphic designer Aarya2103!

**Aarya walks in tired as she is shouldering the burden of all the graphics like the cover, banner, stickers, certificates and basically everything arts**

We had a good a really good time while making this award for y'all. I especially (ahseya typing), had a great time hanging with Leon and lily as we planned n fooled around. So, we hope you have a good time with us xx

That's the end of my obligatory welcome. Next is the fun part...