Gee, Bucky. So aggressive--

Bucky: *stares at Sam* WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHIP IT?!

Sam: I ship you and her. *points at me*

Me: *looks at Bucky* I mean, you guys are fictional characters--

Zemo, Bucky, and Sam: NANI?!

Me: Why did I say that---

*Then AnAlienNamedAri comes in*

Ari: *looks at them*

Bucky: -_-

Sam: Gee, more people--

Zemo: *walks to get turkish delight*

Me: Hey Ari!

Ari: Hewwo.

Bucky: Are you an alien?

Ari: ITS OFFENSIVE WHEN PEOPLE CALL MEH AN ALIEN!!!!

*Bucky backs away*

Me: I didn't know you could get angry...

Ari: I know right?

Sam: Okay, can we focus on the problem here?

Me: Bro, the super soldiers are kinda like Bucky, except with a robotic arm.

Bucky: Gee thanks---

~~The End~~ UwU