Cynder: Hey Black I got you a present.

Black: Oh? What is it?

Cynder: *steps aside to reveal a huge plant*

Black: The hell is that!?

Cynder: A piranha plant. A real one.

Black: Get that thing away from me! And where did you get that!?

Cynder: From some seeds I bought online. I thought it was a joke and that they'd just grow to be little plants but they got bigger.

Black: Get that out of here!

Cynder: Yeah that's the problem. I can't without it biting me.

Black: How'd you get it in the house in the first place?

Cynder: I grew it in a pot of dirt and gave it water and food and a sun lamp. In my room.

Black: *sighs* Please tell me this is a joke and that it's not real.

Piranha plant: *snaps viciously at them both*

Cynder: *screams*

Black: *jumps back* Find a way to get it out of here and send it back where it came from!

Cynder: But the thing said no returns on the package!

Black: What thing?

Cynder: The little note or stamp thing on the package the seeds came in.

Black: Oh my God are you kidding me!? You can't send it back!?

Cynder: Or destroy it. Its skin is too tough and thick and I would have to feed it a bomb or something.

Black: Then we'll just have to get an exterminator because this abomination is not living in my house! Think of the grocery bill!

Cynder: I already have and came up with a solution. We can feed it scraps.

Black: As in table scraps? I don't think so!

Cynder: Oh come on, do you want poor Piranha to starve?

Black: And now you've named it. Great. Just get that thing out of here.