Black: *eating a sandwich* *has mayo on his face*

Zamasu: *sighs and wipes Black's face* You're supposed to eat like a deity. Not like a slob.

Black: What? It's a good sandwich. Besides, I can eat however I want.

Zamasu: Not like that, you can't.

Black: Oh come on!

Rosy: Ha! I didn't know you ate like a slob, Black!

Black: Really Rosy?

Rosy: *eats like a deity, taking small bites* You're right, it's a good sandwich, but it's missing something.

Black: What?

Rosy: Blood. *Puts blood on hers*

Black: Ugh, Rosy. That was my sandwich.

Rosy: So? I don't care. *Eats it*

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