Ditto: *sitting on Black's shoulder*

Black: What is this thing on my shoulder?

Receiver: That cute pink blob is Ditto, and he likes you. *Smiles*

Ditto: *hugs Black*

Black: Oh geez....just what I needed, a pet blob.

Receiver: He's a Pokemon, not just a blob. He can shape shift into anyone or anything.

Ditto: *shape shifts into Black*

Black: *sighs*