Rainbow Dash day of trolling

At Claire's house, Claire has just finished building a smaller version of the headache cannon so that Rainbow Dash can carry it easily. Rainbow Dash fly out of the house laughing. Looks like she have some trolling to do. Meanwhile in Orga's base, several mercenary monsters Megalon, Kumonga, Kamacuras and Megaguirus are standing, Chrystalis saw them and said," Bounty hunters, we don't need their scum."" Yes, my queen." One of the changelings replied." So what are we here for?" Megalon asked," I have a buttload of gold and jewels and it's all yours if you will take the job." Orga explained. After a meeting between the insect monsters, Megalon said," We're in, so what do you want us to do?"" Simple, I want you to go to ponyville and eliminate Godzilla and his meddlesome friends." Megaguirus growled," Godzilla has killed my subjects and I shall avenge them, so I'm in."" Amen, Godzilla has humilated us during the final wars, so we will take the job." Kumonga and Kamacuras agreed," So it's settled," Megalon said," we kill Godzilla, you pay us the money."" Yes now go on with your avenging." Orga shooed the insect monsters out. Soon, Megalon, Megaguirus, Kamacuras and Kumonga landed in equestria, now for the hard part, where the crap is ponyville? Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash was just reading her daring do book when saw her first target, Clint Holland is just signing up for yoga session, so she picked up her headache cannon and flew stealthily towards Clint, while Clint is attempting to do horse yoga, RD( by the way, that's Rainbow Dash's initials) fired the headache cannon, causing Clint to scream in pain, his swear words are so intense that it blew up the entire building, Rainbow Dash laughed as Clint ran, holding his head and swearing, so time for another victim. Next victim is Fluttershy, Fluttershy is just fluffing her her pet rabbit Angel's tail, so Rainbow Dash just shoot the headache cannon at Fluttershy, causing her to mess up Angel's tail. So, Rainbow Dash starts to troll everypony, she rickrolled Rarity, she painted all of Apple Jack's apples, she stole all of Pinkie Pie's cakes and stuffed them inside the Zhu li's control room, when the professor went in, he was swarmed by cakes, she switched all of Lucia and Twilight's books and replaced them with pony smut, she took some of Celestia's scrolls and hide them inside Godzilla's mouth, she filled Atris's apple cider with lead and within minutes, she was laughing as everyone is cursing. After all that trolling, she decided to fly for a while, while she was flying, she noticed a group of daikaijus looking lost, she decides to play an antic on them. Kumonga asked where they are and Kamacuras replied with a ' I don't know' Rainbow Dash landed in front of the daikaijus and said," Good afternoon sirs, what seems to be the problem?"" Oh girl, do you know where is ponyville?" Rainbow Dash just pointed them the path to ponyville and the insect monsters left. Rainbow Dash flew to the short cut and abuse herself by painting herself and messing herself up, pretty soon, she looks like she was beaten up. Meanwhile back in ponyville, everyone is telling each other about the pranks they got," I just got rickrolled." Rarity complained," My mouth was full of scrolls and my teeth is full of words." Godzilla complaint and showed his teeth," Someone filled my cider with lead." Atris complaint," Someone took my cakes," Pinkie complaint,"and filled the Zhu li with cakes." The professor finished." My apples are ruined." Apple Jack said, annoyed." Our library books are gone and are replaced by pornagraphy." Both Twilight Sparkle and Lucia complaint." Angel's tail is ruined." Fluttershy whined." Someone stole all my scrolls." Celestia complaint. All of a sudden, Rainbow Dash crashed on the ground, just so happened, Megalon, Megaguirus, Kamacuras and Kumonga reached ponyville. Rarity goes to Rainbow Dash and asked," My goodness Rainbow Dash, what happened to you?" Rainbow Dash looked up and cried crocodile tears and pointed her hoof at the four monsters and said," Those suckers pranked you all, I tried to stop them but they beat me up." Upon hearing that, Godzilla roar and beat up the monsters, he grabbed Megaguirus's tail and smacked Megalon. Then he grabbed Kamacuras and Kumonga and smash their faces together, Rainbow Dash sneakily giggled as she watches Godzilka beating up the monsters. Knowing not to mess with an angry king of the monsters, the four monsters quickly retreat, leaving Godzilla panting. Soon, Megalon said," That sneaky little twerp just made us look like fools."" I agree," Megaguirus agreed," but look at the bright side, at least she lead us to this ponyville crap and she showed us Godzilla's location. We should thank her for that."" Yes but still..."" Ah don't worry," Kamacuras cut," what's the worst that could happened. All of a sudden, Jet Jaguar landed in front of the four kaijus, upon seeing Jet Jaguar, Megalon growled," Jet Jaguar, at long last, we meet again." Jet Jaguar knew the stakes the people in equestria are in so, instead of fighting them, he turned to King Ceasar, Baragon, Gorosaurus and Varan behind him and said," Boys, time to kick some insects butt." The earth monsters roar and charged. King Ceasar pounced on Megalon, Gorosaurus performed his jump kick at Megaguirus, Baragon and Kamacuras charged and Varan prepared himself to fight Kumonga. Jet Jaguar just fly grabbing the robotic parts, he just put them on the train towards ponyville, he must go back to space and prevent Orga and Chrystalis's army from expanding

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