Thor smiled as you looked out the window excitedly. Your e/c eyes sparkled as multiple things flew by underneath. You looked back at Thor. “I have never been on a plane before!” 

Thor smiled brightly. “I have!” he stated. “My friends and I have gone on jets to do missions.”

You tilted your head at him. “Missions?”

“Ah, yes. I am one of the avengers.” Thor explained.

“The who?” you ask.

Thor was taken aback. “The Avengers?” He said. “Superheroes? Some of the greatest beings Midguard has ever seen?”

“Eh.” you replied. “I’m not big on politics.” Thor sighed.

A few hours later, the plane arrived. You got off and went to the hotel. You excitedly walked with Thor and the staff member led you to your room. They opened the door, and turned to you, handing you your keys and leaving. You walked in, and your eyes widened and you blushed.

There was only one bed.

You glanced at Thor. Based on the look on his face, he himself was not expecting that. You turned around to tell the woman that you needed a second room, but she was nowhere to be seen. Thor cleared his throat.

“Y-you may take the bed, Lady Y/N.” he said. You would not stand for that.

“In the wise words of Alastor the radio demon, Ha, no.” You said. “You are taking the bed, or I’ll just go ask for a different room that has two beds. That would work, too.” You began to ramble. “Or another option is sharing the bed, but it is the first date, so-” Thor cleared his throat, catching your attention. 

“Lady Y/N, are you sure about going to talk to them alone?” He said. 

You narrowed your eyes slightly. “That’s all you heard?”

“Do you prefer the idea of sleeping together on a first date?” He questioned. He then paused for a moment. “Huh. I guess your sass is rubbing off on me.”

You burst out laughing. “Yeah, I can tell. Why don’t we deal with the room’s later and go get lunch?”

Thor nodded, agreeing. He was slightly shocked and embarrassed that he snapped at you. It isn’t normally like him to snap like that.. Weird.

You both left to get food, meanwhile, in the shadows, a specific god of chaos was frowning. His plan didn’t go exactly to plan. He hoped they’d start fighting after he influenced Thor’s actions. But you just shook it off like it didn't happen. He needed to step up his game.

You and Thor went to get food and were sitting down, eating. “So, uh…” Thor started, lifting his hamburger up. “What’s this again?”

“The average American’s diet. Hamburgers.” You stated, taking a bite of your Cheeseburger.

“And what’s the difference between a cheeseburger and a hamburger?” You laughed at him.

“A cheeseburger has cheese, a hamburger doesn’t.”

Thor nodded and took a bite. His eyes widened and he ate the whole thing in just a few bites. Then, he threw the wrapper down yelling “ANOTHER!” You laughed and told him to pick it up. He grinned and did. 

“You know, littering is a crime.” You say. Thor laughed.

“And it’s littering even if you pick it up after?” You nod. 

You both were having a decent time until it all went down. When on the waterslide, birds attacked you, and then you ended up waiting outside a bathroom for an hour because Thor started having explosive diarrhea. When he finally came out, you were passing out from boredom.

“I’m sorry, Y/n…” He said, awkwardly. 

“It’s fine.” You said, standing up. “Are you good to go?”

Thor nodded. “Yeah, I think I’m better now. Want to try our luck on the giant wheel thingy?” He suggested, nodding up to the ferris wheel. You nodded. 

You got onto it when suddenly, the power went out. “Sorry for the inconvenience, but in about an hour and a half we should have the power back on.” The speakers stated. 

“Greaaaat” you groaned. You were not having a good day.