How are these two idiots not related?
The Foldan trio had catch up to their fellow teammates, the six of them getting ready to turn their papers. When leaving the building, they heard Rock Lee's voice, "Hey, you with the attitude. Hold on"
They looked up to see Rock Lee on the second floor. Rock Lee glared down at Sasuke. The group having very different reactions to his presence. Ranging from shock, disgust or just indifferent.
"Me?" Sothis pointed to herself, deadpan.
Pneuma leans closer to Sothis, whispering, "I think he means Sasuke"
"Oh..." Sothis gave a awkward smile, "My bad"
"What do you want?" Sasuke glared up at Rock Lee in annoyance.
"I want to fight. Right here and Right now" Rock Lee challenge. Sothis just deadpan again. 'Seriously?'
Sasuke had similar feelings, not really in the mood for a fight, glaring ay Rock Lee, "You want to fight me here and now, huh?"
"Yes" Rock Lee confirmed as he jumped down to the same level they are on, "My name is Rock Lee. You say it was common courtesy for a challenger to give his own name first, right? Sasuke Uchiha?"
"So, you do know me?" Sasuke asked.
"I said your name not too long ago to his friends..." Sothis deadpan again. Sasuke gave an annoyed 'hm' at Sothis's fact.
Rock Lee got into a fighting stance, "I challenge you. Everyone is always talking about the Uchiha Clan and how great they are. I want to see if it's true. I figure you will be a good test for me. And also..." his gaze turned to Sakura and Sothis, Sakura shivered in fear, "Oh, Sakura! I love you!"
Sakura screamed in horror as she used Sothis as a shield, "Those eyebrows can't be real! No! Your hair style is horrible too and those eyebrows are so bushy! You're such a weirdo!"
Edmund gave Sakura a disgusted look, "That is just rude"
Sothis deadpan, "why is he looking at me too...?"
"Sothis, you're an angel sent from heaven" Rock Lee send a kiss her way. Somehow it was physically there. Where this this came from?! "You are so beautiful! I'll protect you with my life!"
Sothis dodge the heart shaped kiss, making it hit Sakura in the face, she gave a weird smile, "that's adorable.....how about friends first?"
"Keep your weird love to yourself!" Sakura yelled at Rock Lee when she got up.
"You don't have o be so negative, Sakura" Rock Lee sulked slightly before looking at Sothis, "You...want to be friends?"
"Yeah..." Sothis gave a small nod.
Sasuke felt a burning anger inside him when Rock Lee hit on Sothis. His eyes narrowed at Rock Lee. He can't put a finger as too why. He decided to change the subject, "You've heard of the Uchiha Clan, yet you're challenging me? You must be even more psycho than you look, if that's possible" His glare harden, "you want to know more about my clan, then i'll teach you the hard way"
Pneuma lean closer to Sothis to say, having a teasing smile on her face, "it seems he wants to fight for you"
Sasuke overheard, a small blush appeared on his cheeks, "Tsk, no i am not"
"Aww" Sothis gave Sasuke a smile a blush on her cheeks, "how cute. Sasuke, you sweetheart" That just made him turn even more red, "now, go have your fun. Make it quick. We have less then 30 minutes"
Rock Lee smiled at Sasuke, "Bring it on"
"Hold it!" Naruto yelled as he gains everyone's attention, "I get him first. This weirdo is mine"
Sasuke glanced at Naruto. Not really liking the idea but decided to allow it to see what Rock Lee is made off, "Go for it"
Sakura shock her head, "Naruto..."
"What? It will take me two minutes to have this guy begging for mercy" Naruto stepped forward to Rock Lee.
"No, thank you" Rock Lee turned his gaze to Sasuke, "right now the only one i want to fight is Uchiha"
That seemed to make Naruto even more ready to fight, "Oh, yeah? Well, i got news for you! Sasuke can't compare to me! Believe it"
Naruto then charge at Rock Lee with full force. Rock Lee didn't seem to be phased and easily took Naruto out of the fight with just one hand.
Sothis found that impressive. He barely had to move. Of course, Naruto isn't the best at fighting in hand-to-hand combat but he isn't weak or light for that matter. This kid seems more then he looks. It seems the rest of the team had similar thoughts.
"Just accept it" Rock Le spoke to Sasuke, "you have no chance against me. Your skills are inferior. You see, Sasuke, Out of all the top Leaf Genin, I am the best. Fight me and I'll prove it to you"
Sasuke narrowed his eyes at Rock Lee. Recalling how easily he stopped his kick from the First kid. He then smirked, "hm, this will be fun. Let's do it"
"there is no time, Sasuke" Sakura said, "we got to register by 3:00. That is less than half an hour"
"Lady Sothis had already said that" Edmund pointed out, "But i can agree, this fight should be put on pause. We can't waste much time"
"Relax. This will all be over in five seconds" Sasuke said as he charged at Rock Lee.
Rock Lee dodged out of the way from Sasuke's attacks with such speed. Rock Lee's attacks were just as fast. He send Sasuke flying on multiple occasions. Sasuke unleashed his sharingan, even then it wasn't helpful since Rock Lee was purely using taijutsu.
Rock Lee kicked Sasuke up into the air and then suddenly came behind him like a shadow, it looked like he is about to win by using some special move, but suddenly, a paper ninja star stopped Rock Lee.
Everyone turned to see a big red turtle, "All right, that's enough!" he looked at Rock Lee, "Lee!"
Rock Lee landed in front of the Turtle gracefully and bowed before him. While Sasuke was about to fall splat onto the ground, Sothis flew and catch him. Slowly floating back down onto the ground.
'He is really shaken...' Sothis took note as she felt Sasuke shake as he still has his gaze fix on Rock Lee.
"You---You were watching us the whole time?" Rock Lee asked the Turtle. Seeming ashamed of himself.
"Of course. That last technique is forbitten. You know that" Scolded the Turtle.
Naruto and Edmund stared in disbelief at Rock Lee and the Turtle. It seems so outlandish that this is even happening. One moment Rock Lee was the most threating person in the room and now.....this.
"I am sorry" Rock Lee apologies, " I did not mean to...."
The Turtle harshly glared at Rock Lee, making the boy start to panic and say, "I was not planning of using a forbidden jutsu. It is just-- I was in the middle of the fight, and I mean--you understand"
Honestly, Sothis just wanted to facepalm. This just feels like a fever dream. He was saying sorry to a turtle! But then again, it probably isn't as strange as your daughter making a cult after you and put your soul into a baby and expect him to be you.
Sothis's thoughts were broken when Naruto ran over to her and the group, talking about something, "what?"
"That weird thing he's talking to is a turtle, right?" Naruto asked as he pointed at Rock Lee and the Turtle.
"Obviously! What do you think it is?" Sakura snapped at him.
"Okay then, so maybe it means that turtles can be sensei too" Naruto explained. Sothis suddenly felt like she grew gray hairs from that statement alone. But then again, she heard weirder.
"How would i know if they can be sensei too?" Sakura asked.
Pneuma rolled her eyes at Sakura, "he wasn't asking you if they can be, ya know?" that seemed to annoy Sakura more.
Before the team could continue whatever this conversation was leading to. The Turtle yelled at Rock Lee, "you're a disgrace! You think you'll get away with a bunch of lame excuses like that? A shinobi never reveals his techniques unless it's absolutely necessary. It's such a basic rule, you should know it by now!"
Rock Lee slightly flinch at the Turtle's tone. Looking down in shame, "Forgive me, sir."
"Are you prepared to take the punishment for your actions?" The Turtle asked Rock Lee.
"I--Yes, sir" Rock Lee sadly nodded.
"Alright then, Please come out, Guy Sensei!" The Turtle demanded. Smoke appeared above the Turtle's back and a man who looks like a older version of Rock Lee appeared. Bushy eyebrows and bowl cut and all. The only difference is that he has a Jonin vest and he doesn't have bandages around his arms and hands.
"Hey! What's shakin'?" Asked the man, who is named Guy,, he made a weird pose, "How you doing, everybody? Life treating you good"
Sakura and Naruto let out a horrified scream, Sasuke just looked traumatized and the Fodlen trio just silently questioning life.
"He's got the biggest eyebrows yet!" Naruto jumped into Sothis's arms in fear, "They're almost alive!"
"hi, ladies" Guy looked at the females of team 7, which made them sweatdropped.
'too weird' Sothis and Sakura thought as Pneuma just waved at Guy.
"So, that's where Lee gets it from!" Naruto declared, "same soup bowl haircut and even bushier eyebrows!"
"Actually, they are not even related" Pneuma deadpan. Even she doesn't seem conversed.
"what?!" Naruto and Sothis yelled out in shock. Even Sakura and Sasuke seemed shocked at that statement.
Rock Lee turned at the group, Glaring at Naruto in particular, "Hey! Do not insult Guy Sensei! He is one of the greatest men in the entire world!"
"Well, excuse me for not noticing his greatness!" Naruto yelled back, "I was too busy watching him crawl out from underneath a turtle!"
"He did not crawl out!" Rock Lee snapped back.
"Give it a rest, Lee" Guy waved his hand at the boy.
Rock Lee seemed like he wanted to say more in Guy's honor but stopped himself as he turned to Guy, "Yes, sir"
"Now for your punishment" Guy then yelled and punched Rock Lee in the face, hard enough to send him flying and bleed a bit, "You little fool!"
Everyone else, minus Pneuma who just looked a little disturbed, yelled out in surprise at Guy's action. Even Jeritza, who was a to harsh in his teaching lessons, never punch any of his students. At least not this hard.
Guy went over to Rock Lee, who slowly raise up and whipped away the blood, he bend down to his height and said, "I'm sorry, Lee, but it's for your own good."
"Sen--Senseri..." Rock Lee stared up at Guy as both started to cry.
"Oh, Lee" Guy sniffed.
"Oh. Oh, Senseri, I am so sorry!" Rock Lee cried.
"All right. It's over" Guy had said through tears, "You don't have to say anymore"
Both hugged each other while crying each other's names. Even the Turtle was crying. This was so awkward to watch. Sothis just wanted to go back into a endless slumber and forget this even happened.
"Actually, it's kind of sweet the way their all huggy and stuff" Naruto pointed at the two.
"Huh? You've got to be kidding!" Sakura snapped at Naruto, "They're both totally crazy!"
Guy placed a hand on Rock Lee's shoulder, "You're just caught in between. You're too old to be called a boy and not yet quite a man"
"You are so good to me, Guy Sensei" Rock Lee was still crying.
Guy then pointed to the outside, "Now, go take off! I want you to give me 100 laps around the practice field! Show me what you got!"
"Yes, sir! No problem" Rock Lee said.
Sothis blacked out the rest of what those two have to say. It felt to weird to her, "I want to die again..."
Edmund seemed taken aback from her comment, "I would also like to but please don't die, Lady Sothis"
Guy then looked at the team, a slightly more serious look on his face, "Tell me, how is Kakashi Sensei?"
The group seemed taken aback by the question. Edmund then asked, "You know him?"
"Do I know Kakashi?" Guy gave a grin as he chuckled, "Well, people say...he and I are archrivals for all eternity"
"there's just no way!" Both Sakura and Naruto yelled. Even Sothis and Edmund had their doubts
"Stop yelling when you are in my arms..." Sothis deadpan to Naruto, who awkwardly laugh before jumping out of Sothis's arms.
Rock Lee jumped to Guy's defenses, "How dare you? If Guy Sensei says it is true, then--"
"Let is slide, Lee" Guy shut Lee up, "A ninja's actions always speak louder than words"
Suddenly, Guy disappeared. Not even in a blink of a eye. He then appeared behind the team without a sound, "my record is 50 wins and 49 losses, which is one better than his, by the way"
"what?" Sasuke gritted his teeth in surprise, Sakura gasped.
"Aah? You're kidding!" Naruto yelped in surpise. Edmund looked just as shock while Pneuma and Sothis slightly tense up, "How'd he beat Kakashi?"
"The fact is I'm stronger than Kakashi" Guy pointed at himself with a grin. If Sothis haven't seen his speed, she would think he is bluffing, "and faster"
"You see? Guy Sensei is the best there is" Rock Lee praised his sensei.
Sothis frowned slightly. She now can see Guy could be a real problem in a fight. Luckily, he seemed to by a ally. Putting aside his weirdness. But she didn't like how easily he sneaked up on her and the team like that.
"I"m sorry for the trouble Lee caused you" Guy said to the group, "Look into my eyes and accept my sincere apology. Also notice my handsome manly features"
Sothis deadpan at the last part. But then again, everyone has a different definition when it comes to 'handsome', But she can praise for his self confidence.
Guy ordered Rock Lee to take the team to the class, which he agreed to as he wrapped his bandages back around his hands. Sothis took note on how damage Rock Lee's hands were. She makes a self note to offer to heal them later.
"Give it your best" Guy said, "Lee, farewell"
"yes, sir" Rock Lee gave a salute before Guy disappeared into a cloud of smoke, along with the Turtle.
Before the team could walk off, Rock Lee stopped Sasuke, "Hey, Sasuke" when the Uchiha turned to him, he continued, "Actually, I have not been totally honest with you. I said i wanted to test my skills, and that is true enough. But you are not really the one I wanted to test them against."
Sasuke narrowed his eyes in question as Rock Lee continued, "I lied you when we were fighting before. I told you I am the best genin here, but there is another top genin, someone on my own team. I came here to defeat him. You were just practice. Now you are a target. I will crush you" Sasuke tense up at that statement, "Now you have it. Consider yourself warned"
Rock Lee then ran off, jumping over the rails. Likely heading back to his own team.
Sasuke bawled his fists as he looked away. Seeming angry about his lose and Rock Lee's words.
"oh, Sasuke..." Sakura wanted to comfort him.
"Nyah. How about that?' Naruto had his hands behind his head, "Looks like the Uchihas aren't as great as everybody thinks they are"
"Naruto!" Sakura yelled at the orange boy. Raising her fist threateningly.
"Just shut up!" Sasuke growls, "Next time i'll drive him to his knees!"
"Yeah, right. Who just got his butt kicked?" Naruto asked.
"Didn't you also got one shot by the same guy?" Edmund pointed out. Making Naruto sulk slightly.
"but i wasn't hyped up just to lose" Naruto jumped to his own defense. Sasuke glared at him, Naruto noticed and glared back. It almost feels like a Felix and Dimitri situation.
Naruto spoke up again, "You saw his hands, didn't you? When he took off the tape?" That seemed to get Sasuke's attention as he dropped his glare, "I bet BushyBrow has been training until he drops, day in and day out. He trains harder than you. That's all i'm saying"
Sasuke seemed to be angered by that fact as he turned away and bawled his fists. He took a heavy breath as he smirked, "This thing's starting to get interesting. The Chunin exams. Can't wait to see what's next"
"I think he when mad..." Sothis sweatdropped. Edmund nodded in agreement.
"Let's get started!" Sasuke declared, "Naruto! Sothis! Edmund! Pneuma! Sakura!"
"Yeah!" Naruto yelled out as the group headed out. Ready for the exams
Me: Okay! New chapter!
Ayla: Surprise you got this one out pretty soon after the last one
Me: I was motivated, okay?
Cherry: yeah, yeah. Sure
Me: Shut up! No one has faith in me in these books
Ayla: You can never escape it *Laughs before coughing*
Me: ha! cough to dead!
Ayla: mean!
Me: I know, anyways. I hope everyone enjoys this chapter. See you next time--
All: Bye!
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