Y/N sat in a room, still holding his eye from the amount of pain. Ironwood walked into the interrogation room and sat across from him.
Ironwood: hello Y/N.
Y/N: I demand a pregnancy test and an eye patch, I'm willing to listen and talk if I have both of those things.
Ironwood: you're a guy and no!
Y/N: did you just assume my ge-
Timeskip
Y/N walked out of the doctors office with a smirk on his face. The doctor walked out with his eyes widened.
Ironwood: what is it?
Doctor: he's actually pregnant.
Y/N: Yea- Wait.....what the hell did you just say.
Doctor: your pregnant.
Y/N: what the fu-
Ironwood: before that even finishes, HOW?
Doctor: well it's not like a woman, instead he's more of a carrier, kinda like a male seahorse.
Y/N: here's the thing doc, I've never did it.
Doctor: well it's obvious, your tail.
Y/N: excuse me?
Doctor: the tail is using your DNA to create offspring.
Ironwood: you mean to tell me we're gonna have more than one of him around?!
Doctor: It may seem so Sir.
Ironwood: oh my god.....let's.....let's just get the eyepatch.
Y/N: wait hold on! I still need to know more about this.
Ironwood grabbed Y/N by the back of the shirt and began dragging him.
Y/N: I better get a check to help for this!
Ironwood: oh shut up!
Timeskip
Y/N sat in the interrogation room with his eye patch over his shot eye.
Y/N: you damaged me Ironwood.
Ironwood: are you happy? Are you willing to answer questions?
Y/N: no I'm not happy, but this will due.
Ironwood: first thing, did you make me waste my time for you just to bother me?
Y/N: what other reason would there be?
Ironwood: let me just.....ask you these questions so I can go play Russian Roulette, you're causing this.
Y/N: load all the chambers pal.
Ironwood: why did you lose control?
Y/N: I saw some things man.
Meanwhile at Beacon.
Ruby walked through the halls with Blake.
Ruby: I just don't get it, he was losing his mind in the arena, he never did that.
Blake: and you said when he unfroze he was back to cracking jokes like nothing happened?
Ruby: yeah.
Blake: well....what if he uses jokes to mask his true feelings. Might be the reason he's always doing it.
Ruby: why would he want to hide his true feelings? I mean, the past is the past right?
Blake: don't forget everyone has a different past. He probably lost it because he let it get the best of him, that's my assumption at least.
Meanwhile at Atlas.
Ironwood slammed his head on the desk and grabbed his hair.
Ironwood: we are getting no where!
Y/N: not my fault you're too cheap to pick up a chocolate milkshake.
Ironwood: you are the most irritating thing I have ever been with!
Y/N: and you spit when you talk.
Ironwood: GAH!
Y/N: I have a feeling you're getting mad, May I suggest some intense yoga?
Ironwood stood up and walked out of the room. Within seconds a female walked in and sat across from him.
?????: hello, I'm Winter Schnee, I'm here to talk with you until General Ironwood calms down.
Y/N: wow, you're so calm.
Winter: I've dealt with many like you, it just requires time, and lots of patience.
Y/N: this isn't just for you, but I'd like to see you try. I have a tendency to piss people off, it's something I enjoy. Also, I want my phone call.
Winter: I'll get you your phone call after we wrap this up Y/N.
Y/N: wow.....I'm already liking you a lot more than Ironwood.