"Dear God, there is this jerk at school who won't leave me alone. So if its not too much trouble, could you throw a rock at him? Or just give me a nice rock and I will do it for you..."

Mom comes in and says in mad voice

"Are you praying for some one to get hurt!?"

I say

"No I'm praying that God will take care of a bully. I'm merely giving him a few suggestions."