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(Wanted to post this the moment I saw it, this is definitely what Y/N would be if he drank Alex or with anyone who likes to drink... probably Mon-El.)

Y/N: This was a mistake.

Alex and Y/N were in a jail cell in the NCPD with a few other inmates, which were asleep... Alex had her head in Y/N's shoulder a bit drunk.

Alex: I'm so going to a therapist after this.

Y/N: You should, you just got drunk and beat the hell of a guy who wanted to grab your ass.

Alex: Does that mean that... my pants are too tight?

Y/N: *chuckles* You want my opinion? Yeah, makes you have a big ass.

Alex: Doesn't sound right.

Y/N: Well next time, I'm gonna say you have a thick ass or a fat ass. Does it sound better?

Alex: No.

Y/N: Good.

Alex sniffs tiredly hugging his arm like if it was teddy or something.

Alex: Are we gonna sleep here?

Y/N: Well... I wish we do. Do you want to sleep here where nothing gets out? Or get out and face the wrath of Kara Danvers?

Alex: *chuckling* Neither.

Y/N: True. So... met anyone interesting the last few days?

Alex: Want to say yes but... no. Plus our work makes it difficult for us to have be in a relationship. 'Specially me who doesn't swing the opposite way.

Y/N: Yeah. I should get you a blind date with someone.

Alex: Please don't.

A cop walks in with some papers shocked seeing who were in there.

Cop: Look at that, Agent Danvers and Agent L/N. Arrested for bar fight.

Y/N: Damn right. Enjoyed every second of it, buddy.

Alex looks at Y/N annoyed... this wasn't gonna help the case as the cop sighs annoyed.

Cop: I should be celebrating my birthday and yet... you two are here stopping me from it. I should put you two in cuffs for ruining it.

Y/N looks confused and a bit disgusted at what he said.

Y/N: You kinky son of a bitch, we don't swing that way.

The cop looks at him and later groans realizing why he said that, he walks away as Alex tried to get comfortable.

Alex: Gonna be a long night, might as well get comfortable.

Y/N: Yep.

The two a bit from the corner as he was in his back and Alex got on her side... using his chest and shoulder as a pillow.

Y/N: Really? I'm your pillow?

Alex: Hey. I'm the drunk one and sleeping in concrete isn't fun, at least if I'm comfortable I can wake up better. Plus take it as practice for when Kara does it...

Alex stays quiet after that... she just exposed her sister like that. Y/N looks at her confused at what she said... when Kara does it?

Y/N: What do you mean by that?

Alex: Well... you two are roommates sooo... she'll probably do it to you...

Y/N: Are you saying Kara has a crush on me?

Alex tightened her lips which Y/N couldn't see, and noticing she didn't say anything... it was true... she did. Y/N exhales showing a little smile.

Y/N: Alex, how much did you drink?

Alex: Um... *using her fingers* one, two, three, four, five, six... about... seventeen... or twenty-three drinks.

Y/N: O-Oh my god. Oh my god, Alex!

Alex: They were all different... some were water and some were... were...

Y/N shook his head keeping Alex thinking... when they said they were gonna repair what they broke... didn't mean like this.

Y/N: Oh my god.

The door opened as a new cop entered and behind was... a very disappointed Kara Danvers.

Kara: *points at Y/N and Alex* Those two.

Y/N tapped Alex who looks back seeing Kara, the two quickly got up but Y/N gave Alex a piggy back before she fell face first. He ran out of the station with Kara and Alex. Y/N was driving back to Alex's apartment with Kara as a passenger and in the back seat was a sleeping Alex. Kara wasn't the best driver so it's better that he drove back. Kara looked at Y/N angrily, later at Alex and then at Y/N. The car came to stop thanks to a red light, as he sighs.

Y/N: *looks at Kara* Look-

Kara just slapped the hell out of Y/N... and boy did it sting. Y/N puts a hand in his slapped cheek as he looked at Kara shocked.

Y/N: What the hell?

Kara: That's for making me wake up, at 2am to bail you both out of jail.

Y/N: We couldn't call Hank, or Winn.

Kara: But me?!

Y/N: You're an alien, you take energy from the sun, you don't have to sleep at all!

Kara: A woman needs their beauty sleep once in a while.

Y/N: Since when you take beauty sleeps? It's impossible for you to have eye bags.

Kara: You know what I mean!

Y/N groans and the light turns green as Kara puts a hand in her mouth.

Kara: Sorry for the slap though you definitely deserved it.

Y/N: Gee thanks.

Kara: I-I apologized.

Y/N: You still slapped me... it stings. Godhood doesn't give complete invulnerability.

Kara: Let's just leave Alex in her home.

Next Day

Kara sniffs twice slowly waking up... the smell of bacon entered her nostrils, as she slowly woke up with a messy hair. She sets foot on the floor though a slow one and also slowly gets up with her also scratching her back head. The smell of bacon got stronger as she walks to the kitchen seeing Y/N fully clothed.

Kara:... Bacon...

Y/N looks back seeing the tired Kara... which he still didn't know how that works.

Y/N: Good morning? Going to work today?

Kara: It's Sunday... bacon?

Y/N: Um, yeah it's bacon. Are you... okay?

Kara nods... though she looked screwed up, like if she walked out of a tornado... not that it would be far from the truth if it had happened. Y/N grabbed the plate putting the eggs with bacon and bread in the side while Kara grabbed some orange juice.

Y/N: Can we talk about Hank?

Kara: What's there to talk about?

Y/N: A lot. Regarding the Jeremiah problem. I think we don't whole story.

Kara: I know.

Y/N: But doesn't add up. People... old timers have said that Hank changed after Jeremiah died... that he was... kinder.

Kara: You're saying Hank was a crazy person?

Y/N: Thinking it was alien season? Wouldn't be far from right, but they said that he was a different person... a better one. So I'm thinking... what happened to Hank after that night? What cause him to change?

Kara stayed looking at him confused but later looks down slowly in thought.

Next Day

Supergirl: So you got this for free?

Supergirl was in a roof seating with Phantom who had his mask up to his nose eating of course... a Big Belly Burger.

Phantom: That's what we get for saving the city, I still decided to pay.

Supergirl: How generous.

Phantom: Polite.

He took another bite as Supergirl looks forward... but she enhances her sight after seeing something from far away, which made her gasp.

Supergirl: Cover your mouth!

She pulled his mask down just when he was about to take another bite.

Supergirl: We're being watched.

She set flight in direction of a drone she saw... a drone who she thought it belonged to the DEO. She broke the sound barrier there and caught the drone before it left... she looked and frowned.

Supergirl: Henshaw.

She destroyed it pretty annoyed... like really annoyed at that. Moments later after taking Phantom with her, she puts the remains of the robot in the table of the DEO... with Hank by her side.

Supergirl: Thought I return this to you.

Hank looks confused as Phantom grabs part of the drone.

Supergirl: I thought we were clicking... getting used to each other.

Hank: Okay...

Supergirl: O... Okay? People who click don't spy on each other! Don't follow me when I'm not here.

Hank: If I were following you, Ms. Danvers, you would never know about it.

Phantom: This isn't DEO... is foreign.

Supergirl: Foreign? Not from America?

Phantom: I mean not from the DEO. There's no markings, no symbol, no... way to identify it.

Hank: Is it alien? *to Supergirl* It could be Astra trying to keep an eye on you.

Phantom: Nope, is human... from Earth. Though... to make something like this... you must have like millions of dollars to create this.

Hank: Millions? So who? Bruce Wayne?

Phantom: Just because Bruce Wayne is sort of racist to aliens, doesn't mean he keeps an eye on Kara. Plus... if he's racist to aliens then he's hella racist to criminals and crime lords... I say he's paranoid... racist doesn't fit him. Could be Luthor.

Hank: Luthor is in Stryker's Island.

Supergirl: Stryker's Island?

Phantom: Where most of Clark's enemies are... at least most dangerous ones... none of them compare to Arkham Asylum, some people don't even come back from there... hell on Earth, we should've paid Batman a visit to put Luthor there... or is it too much?

Hank: He will still escape.

Phantom: Not when the GCPD handle rich boys every damn day.

Supergirl: Back to topic, the drone.

Hank/Y/N: No clue.

Hank: Someone is targeting both of you, I want to know who it is, we find it, we put it down.

Hank walks away with the piece as they both looked at Hank. Phantom looks at Supergirl who really was pretty shaky.

Phantom: Easy girl, not now.

Supergirl: Can we trust him?

Phantom: I want to... but I don't know.

CatCo

Back in CatCo, Winn was... in a pretty bad stage of anxiety, covering Kara since she had the debacle with Hank.

Winn: Please don't yell at me, this isn't my job.

He hangs up but the phone kept going until he saw Kara run towards the phone and quickly answers it before Winn gets a panic attack.

Kara: Cat Grant's office, this is Kara.

Winn: Please, do not make me cover phones for you ever again.

Kara: She did? That's amazing! Yeah... Yes. Yes, I will get right back to you.

Winn got up her seat as Kara kept a smile realizing what happened... Cat Grant won against Lois Lane.

Kara: Ms. Grant won the Siegel Prize for Women in Media!

Winn: Oh she knows that already. I didn't know that she could smile... if it wasn't based on cruelty to others.

Kara walks to her chair to do a reservation for her.

Kara: The ceremony is in Metropolis tomorrow night. I better book a plane right away.

She goes to write it, until she hears a phone ring but by accidentally focusing on it, she heard Cat Grant seemingly arguing on phone back in her office.

Cat: I didn't tell you about it because I knew you would have this reaction. I know you think it's a stupid award, Mother, but I won it. I don't ask for very much. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that it was such a burden being a grandmother.

She ends the call having a annoyed look.

Cat: Keira!

Kara walks quickly towards Cat who... was pretty annoyed and definitely light headed.

Kara: Yes.

Cat: Get me a salad for lunch. I don't care what kind as long as it has a cheeseburger on top.

Kara: *writing her order* And, may I say, Ms. Grant, congratulations! The Siegel Prize, that's huge.

Cat: I hope not, considering they're going to have to mail it to me. I won't be attending the ceremony.

Kara: But this is the first year you beat Lois Lane.

Cat: And as much as I would love to rub it in her annoyingly freckled button nose, I don't have anyone to watch Carter.

Kara: Did you fire another nanny...

Cat: No.

She answered a bit angry as Kara was taken back.

Cat: Ella broke her leg storing my summer sandals.

Kara: And your mom?

Cat: She is living down to my expectations by prioritizing her career over my own. Does your mother give a damn about your career?

Kara: Um, well, she's not really around.

Cat: Oh, salad. Burger, rare. Go.

Kara walks away but stops... an idea came to mind and... she's definitely going to have to write her death message and her own tomb after this.

Kara: If you wanted, I could watch Carter overnight.

Cat: *confused looking at her* What do you want?

Kara: You know how sometimes people just want to help other people?

Cat: *walks to her face to face* Oh, I see. So, you think that if you do me this favor, that I will owe you something. Well, this is the first time I've ever seen this quality in you, Keira.

Kara: Um, not really...

Cat: I love it.

Kara was shocked and smiled back at her.

Cat: I didn't know you had it in you.

Kara: This award is important to you. So, it's important to me.

Cat: Maybe you will get that promotion someday.

Kara chuckled a bit proud as she was being praised by Cat Grant herself.

Cat: My son, uh, Carter... He, um, well, he's not a normal boy, thank God. He's clever and curious, and like most gifted children, he can be... shy and reserved. He needs special attention.

Kara: Oh, do not worry, Ms. Grant. He wouldn't safer with Supergirl.

Cat: Oh... Now, it's just annoying.

She waved Kara away who sighs... now that wasn't the death problem... what comes next is.

Noonan's

Y/N was seated in a bar drinking a little as he wrote something in a piece of paper... he had drawn the Omega logo in it. He had his phone ny the side of the paper with a lot of meanings there.

Great End                       Last Alphabet Letter

Ω

Title of Christ and God              Greek Origin

He kept looking at google as most as he could, he had a degree on folklore but he doesn't have Greek Myth books or history or anything related. He definitely needed to up his game and thanks to the frozen apartment, he lost everything related to Norse... his one advantage on Baldr. There has been no sign of him ever since their fight or any Æsir related thing here. He hears the door open but doesn't look still looking at the phone, until Kara leans towards the table by his side.

Kara: I need your help.

Y/N: Little busy.

Kara: It has to do with being a nanny.

Y/N: Well... that's a you problem.

Kara: Not anymore.

Y/N stopped looking at the phone and later at Kara confused.

Y/N: Kara... what did you do?

Kara: I'm... going to take care of Cat Grant's son, Carter.

Y/N: Oh please tell you didn't...

Kara: And since you don't have much of a second life, thought you could help me.

Y/N: You got to be shitting me.

Kara: It's like taking care of your brother.

Y/N: My brother is dead...

Kara gulped after hearing that... she screwed up.

Kara: O-Oh.

Y/N: Kara... this is... a you problem. I'm not helping you taking care of a kid, worse, Car Grant's son.

Kara: Oh come on, you have to help me!

Y/N started to pay for his drink as he sighs.

Y/N: No.

Kara: Please.

Y/N: No.

Kara: *showing a begging face* Please?

Y/N: No.

He pays for the drink and grabs his little paper and his phone.

Y/N: You chose you to become a nanny, live with the consequences of it.

Kara looked a bit shocked at him... betrayed by her roomie. She looks at Y/N starting to pout... oh this was a bad idea... at least she doesn't have to write her tombstone... not yet at least.

First part of 1x05 is here everyone, for those who don't know, this story is the I'm A God? Story which changed cover and title due to voting, but the story hasn't changed. Either way, hope you enjoyed this, vote for it and till later.

Almost forgot...

#1 of the thousands of stories that has the Supergirl hashtag, and we were 1st... still think we are... history has been made in my eyes and thank you all for this... it's all because of everyone that read this story that this was possible, it motivates me to keep going.

Never mind, we're 7th but still it felt good to be 1st for a few hours.