Y/n has to be Evil! Right?

Emi was Back in her Apartment Just eating some Food she prepared watching A TV show about some guy Just randomly walking into people's houses with A Big spoon and she got mad.

Emi: How come he can do that and when I try and do that to the demon King, that's somehow wrong!?

She then began spying on you to make sure you were truly doing something evil but first, she Must do her Job at A Call center. She was in the changing room when one of her Coworkers Began to approach her.

Emi: Oh Hey Rika what do you Need?

Rika: Hey I was wondering if you want to go somewhere after work to eat?

Emi: No Thanks, I got something important to do so sorry.

Later that day Emi was standing outside your Apartment waiting for you to walk out which you did.

Y/n: Oh Crap! We're going to be Late for the Fight!

Yamoshi: Wait up Lord Y/n!

Emi: (Thoughts) A Fight? Is he going to Kill someone?

Turns out you were at the Supermarket to Buy eggs.

Yamoshi: Master I Must beseech you if we got back we could Pick up more eggs.

Y/n: No, That is against the Rules.

Emi was not impressed.

The Next day the same thing happened again.

Rika: So Emi you wanna go out and Just Hang out?

Emi: Sorry I can't I got something to do.

She then followed you again where she heard you running out,

Y/n: Hurry up we're going to miss the Baths!

Emi: (Thoughts) Baths? Does he mean Bloodbath!?

Turns out you were Just soaking in the Local Bath House.

Y/n: Ah, If I ever rule this Place Baths will be A 24/7 Commodity.

Yamoshi: Good choice my Lord.

Emi was once again disappointed.

The same thing happened A Third time.

Emi: I'm sorry Rika but I got something to attend to.

Rika: Are you serious? You really seem to be putting Misters before Sisters.

Emi: (Blushing) I-I swear I'm not! I'm really not!

She then camped outside your Apartment Again.

Yamoshi: NO MY KING I MUST BESEECH YOU! IT'S TOO DANGEROUS! YOU CAN KILL SOMEONE!

Y/n: But I Must!!... Oh God! Oh God, it's hot!

Yamoshi: I told you not to take that Spicy Chip challenge My King.

Y/n: But the Box said to! How am I not supposed to take A Challenge if it said to?

Emi: (Tick Mark) Alright that's it!

She then Marched over and Began Knocking on the door.

Y/n: Huh? Who can that be?

You then opened the door to a Pissed Off, Emi.

Yamoshi: SIRE IT'S THE HERO!

Y/n: I Know, I Know. What do you want Emi?

Yamoshi: EMI!? MY KING YOUR PATRONIZING WITH THE ENEMY!?

Y/n: But she's Cute.

Emi: (Blushing) S-STOP TRYING TO BUTTER ME UP!

Y/n: Well you would be Cute with maybe A Tiny bit of Fat, to help round out those Curves, though Chiho would work better than that.

Emi: So You're trying To Fatten her Up, to eat her right!?

Y/n: ... Fuck No, I just think she would look cute with A Little Puppy weight. It would be so Cute!

Emi: (Tick Mark) You're supposed to be evil...

Y/n: Huh?

Emi: (Tearing up) YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE EVIL DAMN IT! YOU'RE THE DEMON KING! DO SOMETHING NASTY, EVIL, MEAN! SOMETHING! YOU HAVE TO BE EVIL! HOW CAN YOU NOT BE EVIL!?

Y/n: Um... Do you want A Tissue to clean your eyes with?

Emi: Shut up!! I don't need that!! I'll keep my eye on you!!

She then marched off.

Y/n: Okay Nice seeing you again!

Emi: S-Shut up!

Yamoshi: She is A Strange Hero, my King.

Y/n: Yeah, but she sure is Cute.

Yamoshi: (Sweat drop) My King you are Completely Hopeless...

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