Random man: Hey look! There's a goat!

My brother: *Was on a tramp when he heard it. Got off and heard screaming. Looked down and saw the man under him*

Random man: I got sacrificed by a goat once.

Random lady on building: Is that a goat?

Guy with her: It's that goat again.

Me: *Face palms*

Guy: I was a goat once.

Girl: What is that animal?

Random guy: Is that a lama?

My brother: Did you here what he said?

Me: What?

Brother: *Tells me what he said*

Me: *Face palms* Wow.

Random man: Have mercy!

Random man: Never look a goat in the eye. Never.

Random man: Uh... What's that thing here?