Random man with people holding signs: I used to be a goat. I used to be a goat...

Me: *Laughs*

Random man by the empty pool as I head to the slides: Goats are the best pets ever!!

Me: *Confused though laughs on the inside*

Same man: Did you know that's goat are already-? *Didn't hear the last part*

Same man: My cousin said-

Me: *Accidentally passed him and stopped and came back to him to see if he would finish what he was going to say. Came back, he just was silent like nothing happened or if he wasn't trying to speak*

Same man as he looks at my goat this time: Cute goat.

*Runs to the man with a basketball and stops by him*
Same man: Aww!! (I think he was afraid of me smashing into him. Though it sounded hilarious. 😂)

*Walks around and found a gas station*

Random man in all blue clothes: Look! Goat!

Me: *Looks at him like, "Really? Wow"* 😂

Random girl with accent: It's like some kind of animal...

Me: Well duh I'm an animal lady. 😂

Random man: Awe...

Random lady with accent: Hmm... What's that doing here...?

Me: I came here to earn money. I can be here if I want.

Random lady as I teleported to another place: I found a goat.

Then she said: Aw...

Random man: My cousins said goats can fly!

Me: Watch this. I'll show you we don't fly Mr. *Tries flying but jumps* See?! Goats don't fly! I'm sorry to say this but he sounds stupid. Unless if he was very little and said that then that's different... But still!

Random lady in a store: I got sacrificed by a goat once.

Me: *Confused* Wha-? If you were then how are you still alive?!... *Sighs* Never mind...

Random person: I got attacked by a goat once.

Me: Then I'll attack you! *Attacks him laughing*