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synopsis. In which Roman shows you his Instagram

timeline. Alternate Universe

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ROMAN  Does anyone know who this girl is? Asking because everyone was trying to get a picture with her and the crowd ended up blocking the entrance to Starbucks. Now I have no coffee and a picture of some asshole. #Tuesdays

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ROMAN  The other day, Morgan and I thought it would be funny to try and shave off Riley's eyebrows while she slept, and it went so terribly that she nearly set the Stark cabin on fire. Didn't get a picture of that, but I DID get a picture of these trees. Honestly, I'm not even sure if this is from the same day, but that's okay. Lying can be fun sometimes. Ah, memories.

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ROMAN  Just found out this is what Steven looked like pre-serum. I've heard all kinds of stories about how he got picked on or whatever when he was young, and I almost felt bad for the guy. But now that I've seen this, I just wanna say, I get it. Honestly, I'd bully him, too. And I know Steve would, too, because he told me he would when he was drunk (and gave me permission to post about it). Ok, he didn't give me permission, but the dude wears spandex for fun. In public. He'll be fine.

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ROMAN  Ohhh noooo, my finger slipped and I accidentally posted this great picture of me. Oh well. I guess I HAVE to leave it up. It's so embarrassing being the sexiest Avenger, but it's good to humble the team every once in a while.

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ROMAN  One like and I'll beat her up in training today.

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ROMAN  Thinking about home tonight.

If you squint, you can see where I left behind my last functioning brain cell. I really miss it sometimes.

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ROMAN  Why is everyone so concerned about how I don't have a last name? If Beyoncé can do it, so can I.

Besides, I'm a STAR. No, like, actually though. I'm a fucking Stellite.

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ROMAN  It feels... slightly illegal to take pictures of the art in museums. Am I doing it anyway? Yeah. But it DOES feel kinda wrong. So wrong, but so right.

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ROMAN  Riley made me take the subway for the first time, and needless to say, I will never do this shit again. Why are there so many rats? And why do they all weirdly resemble Tony? #IronRat? #RatMan? Honestly, there probably is a Rat-Man if there's an Iron Man, Spider-Man, AND Ant-Man. Hey, notice how all the girls on the team don't have boring hero names? I'm not jumping to conclusions here, but it makes sense.

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ROMAN  Enjoy this picture of me getting yelled at for not paying attention during today's meeting. As you can see, I wasn't paying attention here either. Whoops.

In my defense, they should really stop putting Wanda and I together for these meetings. These morons forget that she can read minds and I can read souls. We're just busy having more important conversations!!!! Yes, they're conversations about sitcoms, but they're still important!!!!!!!!

Also, my boss is literally my best friend. Between you and me, our "lectures" are just an excuse to hang out and not train.

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ROMAN  Just leaving this here. No reason. It's my civic duty to spread important info, you know?

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ROMAN  Bread.

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ROMAN  me and my bff! i love love loooveeeee riley sooo so much!!!! she's my everything!!! she's the best!!!! the best best friend ever!! my platonic soulmate! i love you, best friend!!!!! #valoroman #rsquared #romley

*Edit: Before you ask, yes. Yes, she did.

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ROMAN  Why the fuck is paper so fragile? Humans invent time travel, and not indestructible paper? Priorities, people! I just wanna be unnecessarily passionate about my book in piece! Yes, piece. AS IN, ONE PIECE. DAMMIT!

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ROMAN  Not sure why everyone's so surprised that I'm good at drawing. I thought we agreed I'm good at everything?

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ROMAN  This is the face of someone who just threatened to leak every single nuclear code in existence because I didn't feel like watching some Disney movie with her. That being said, we are now watching a Disney movie.

BTW, who's idea was it to let a teenager take over as the leader of the Avengers? I'm surrounded by idiots.

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