One day as I napped,
I had quite an odd dream.
There were flying pigs
And talking phones.
Food talked,
And blankets were magic carpets.
What a strange, strange world!!

The kids were adults
And the adults were kids.
Kids taught the adults,
Kids worked at their jobs.
And the adults played with their toys,
And watched t.v.
They played on their games
And posted on their social media.
What a strange, reversed world!!

The talking animals also did jobs,
And so did the carpets.
There were no cars, but carpets did just fine!!
Why, this world was amazing,
How twisted and odd.
What a strange, job-y world!!

I also had a job-
I was a carpenter.
Oddly enough, I knew everything I needed!!
What a strange, knowing world!!

I worked day and night, waiting for the day I'd wake up.
I looked forward to it!!
But I never woke up.
Eventually, I realized...
This was no dream.
I was not napping.
This was reality.
Oh-ho, was this no dream at all.
What a strange, real world!!

The dreams now are of my old world.
The normal one where nothing but humans talked.
The world where nothing could fly without machines.
Oh, how I miss the impossibilities now.
What an old, wonderful, ACHIEVABLE world!!