Last time on Glitch's Council, the contestants had to make a pact anthem. Everyone did their own thing, but the fascists sabotaged the other two pacts, making them win and the communists lose once again. As a result, Collin of Nuketon has been expelled from Glitch's Council. It is now merge time. What more do we have in the meeting room? Find out now, on Glitch's Council!

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Remaining ambassadors:
[D] Ana (Xavaria)
[C] Blue (Aryan Republic)
[D] Chipzy (Libertiña)
[C] Jessica (Jarmony)
[R] Kelsey (Neoliberate)
[C] Salix (Scarlecombia)
[C] Sky (State of Nagleaf)
[F] Tech (Thefo)
[M] Venn (Dracopia)
[C] Xavier (Germania)

*D now means that the government is a despotic one. R represents democratic ones

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It was time for the first challenge of the merge.

It was a Cards Against Humanity challenge.

If you remember this from Glitch's Laboratory, you'll know how it will work. But if you don't, lemme give you some context.

In this challenge, we will give out statements with blanks. The contestants must fill out those blanks with the funniest answer they can come up with. Whoever has the funniest answer will win a point and whoever earns the most will win.

Dirty humor is allowed. Read at your own risk.

Anyways, here's how it went down.

The first two statements, or as we like to call them, "black cards", were slow. Ry and I had developed a system, in which the contestants must PM Ry their answers, which Ry will judge and send it to me so I can compile their answers to one message and score it.

But, it was a really long and complex process, so we had switched up the system a bit.

Now, the contestants had to send their answers in the public chat, and we will judge as we read them. And it went that way until the end.

Sky earned the first point, but soon Ana, Salix, Kelsey, Blue, and Chipzy earned points. Venn and Jessica, though trying their best, earned nothing.

In the end, Sky and Salix tied for four points. We were originally going to have only two of them compete for the last point, but we eventually included Kelsey since she had three points and still had a chance to win.

I did the last one in Tagalog, and only Sky got it. People complained that they didn't understand what it was saying.

But that's exactly the point. It shouldn't make sense. FFS I EVEN SAW CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY SESSIONS WITH THE CARDS BEING IN F**KING NORWEGIAN WHILE THE PLAYERS DID NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND IT

But people were so quick to jump to conclusions as to accuse me of rigging it for Sky.

First off, no u. Second, that was made before the damn challenge so don't say I was rigging it for Sky. Third, that's exactly the point. It's to see who is funny even when it's nonsense.

Y'all are easily triggered as Tumblr and YouTube comments smh

But being the nIcE gUy I am, I gave Kelsey the point so they can have a tiebreaker. Also because I was gonna give Kelsey the point anyway so

We did two tiebreaker rounds, since I couldn't pick an answer for the first tiebreaker round because they were all good.

Finally, Sky won anyway with five points.

Here are most of the statements and the winning answers in no particular order:

Black card:
1. Can Poland into space? _____.

Winning answer:
No it's called PoLAND for a reason smh

Black card:
2. In Soviet Russia, _____ catches you!

Winning answer:
Logan Paul

Black card:
3. Why did the UK leave the EU?

Winning answer:
Because the EU is ew

Black card:
4. I'm voting for _____.

Winning answer:
Factory reset buttons

Black card:
5. The missing Malaysian Airlines flight has been found in _____!

Winning answer:
In the middle of the volcano! Not sure how they found it but they're all dead either way shrug

Black card:
6. Meanwhile in the EU Parliament... _____.

Winning answer:
"Why are we even here"

Black card:
7. "Oh no! The Muslims are taking over Europe! What shall we do? _____."

Winning answer:
Say Allahu Akbar and hope they explode

*People weren't sure if they wanted that to win

Black card:
8. _____. Thanks, Trump.

Winning answer:
Wall

Black card:
9. Puerto Rico has stated that they don't want _____ or _____ on their land.

Winning answer:
Glitch or Todd

Black card:
10. People can blame the US or NATO but what really causes war is _____.

Winning answer:
Todd's comps.

Black card:
11. Last time on the Presidential Debates, our main candidates have argued about _____.

Winning answer:
Whose d*ck is longer.

Black card:
12. Sweden has recently announced that they have completed the tallest tower in the world! _____!

Winning answer:
The Penis!

Sky won immunity, and the rest will have to send someone home.

The votes were particularly split between Tech, Blue, Xavier, and Kelsey.

One of them had two, another had three, and the rest received two.

Tech received one vote.

Blue received two votes.

Xavier received two votes.

Kelsey received three.

Kelsey of Neoliberate has been expelled from Glitch's Council.

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Kelsey's stats:

Confessionals: 0
Votes: 3
Missed challenges: 2
Points: 6
Government system: Democratic
Place: 10th

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Thanks for participating, Kelsey!

Here are her last words:

"Last Words:

Well, I guess I've been eliminated. I'm not gonna do the longest last words since I already did it in @Radishologist (AKA Todd's) Kik Competition. (Unless this is the final season, which is not.)

So I'm glad I participated since it's fun, although I now feel your pain Glitch since the time zones are confusing.

All I can say is I wish all the remaining contestants good luck.

Until next time, Cya and PEACE!

- PikachuandMeowth 😄"

Blue was surprised that Kelsey had the most votes. When I announced that he got votes, he was scared that he was going home.

He was safe for another day. As well as Xavier.

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Confessionals:
[D] Chipzy: 1
[M] Venn: 1

Ry: 1

Yes she did a confessional

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Here are the leaderboards:

[C] State of Nagleaf: 30
[C] Aryan Republic: 26
[C] Germania: 26
[D] Xavaria: 26
[D] Libertiña: 8
[M] Dracopia: 6
[C] Jarmony: 6
[R] Neoliberate: 6
[C] Nuketon: 4
[C] Radish Land: 4
[C] Saivetehwhailescommunisteditionihopethistakeglitchalongtimeforglitchtowriteperchapter: 4
[C] Scarlecombia: 4
[F] Thefo: 4
[R] Fawkesia: 2
[C] Arcaner: 0
[C] Safyrus: 0

Congrats to State of Nagleaf for becoming the most powerful nation in Glitch's Council.

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PS: I've messed that up in the previous chapters but I'm not gonna go back and fix the group pics

What will happen next? Will Sky remain as the most powerful nation or will someone else take his place? Will I think of anymore questions? No.

Find out next time on Glitch's Council!

Meeting adjourned.

That's it from me, everyone!

_Glitch