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We all run to the bathroom, only to find Keith Richards and Keith Moon both desperately clutching the toilet.

"Oh, mighty toilet how have we disrespected thee to bring you to vomit upon us!" Richards says. Okay, I'm really hoping they're both on drugs right now...

"Ugh, Keef, the toilet just puked on us again!" Moon says.

"Ahhhh!" Richards screams.

"Guys, were you getting into Iggy's special substances?" I ask. I think I know exactly what happened now.

Moon laughs and answers, "Yeah, man! It was all going well until we got vomited on by the toilet."

Iggy comes out of nowhere and says, "Guys, that was acid! How much acid did you both drop?"

"Heh, a lot," and Richards also laughs in a really creepy way. Elisa and Judy come from behind me, and they both give the Keiths a worried look.

"Whoa, well, I've been looking for my boyfriend all night, and here I find him, high as a kite. How typical," Elisa says. She is clearly a little frustrated. "Oh, David, you know my manager, Judy, right?"

"Of course!" I say. Well, at least Judy's connection to music isn't limited to just having dated Brian Jones back in the day. Elisa and Judy pick Keith Richards up and lead him back out to the main party area. Keith Moon runs along to meet up with Alice.

Brian, Lily, and I all go back out too, where we are greeted by Holly, Mick, and Elisa. "Hey, guys, want to hear a joke?" Elisa says.

"What's the joke?" Lily inquires.

"I suppose you may not be aware, but Holly has a Ph. D. in microbiology."

"Oh," Lily says, "That's cool, but what's the joke?"

"The joke is where she's using that degree, why else do you think she's with Mick?" Lily and Holly both laugh a little at the joke, and even I chuckled a little. However, Mick's face goes beet red.

"Excuse me?!" he yells. "Hey, Keith, I think you're going to want to keep a leash on your little bitch!"

"What did you call my girlfriend?" Keith says. Keith immediately sobers up at the deep offense to Elisa. Judy picks up a lamp and starts walking toward Mick. "Who do you think you are to call my girlfriend a bitch, and one in need of a leash! She can do whatever the hell she wants! I, for one, prefer to not be a dick to my girlfriend."

Holly squeals, "Whoa, guys, calm down, we don't need to start a fight, here!" Both Holly and Lily look honestly terrified, but Elisa actually looks a little excited. As the two men come right up to one another, everyone at the party looks on with utmost interest.

Finally, they are standing nose to nose. "I'm sorry, my friend, but this is for Elisa's honor!" And he punches Mick on the nose. Then, Mick punches him right back. The two keep hurling punches at one another, Holly stands back in horror, and Elisa jumps up and down clapping her hands and yelling, "Go Keith!" Poor Marc and Hannah come right up next to me too, and Marc gives me a very confused and dismayed look.

Now, there's two things I could do. I could either stop the fight, or, I could let out my emotions in a ridiculous and aggressive way too. I mean, I'm looking at Lily and Brian, and then I look at Mick and Keith, and I keep feeling angrier and angrier. Finally, I have enough, and I punch Brian clear on the cheek, and knock him right to the floor. He desperately pants and screams, "What the hell was that for, we're friends!"

Judy takes her lamp and knocks out Mick, and Holly holds Mick in her arms, making sure he is okay. Elisa runs to Keith and hugs him, and Judy and Keith give each other high fives.
Now, the fighting floor is all mine. "Because you are dating that stupid skank who thinks she's just too good to work with silly old David Bowie! Seriously, Brian, why did you do that to me, dating that slut?"

"How dare you call my girlfriend a slut!" and then Brian gets right back up and rams into me.

Lily pulls the two of us apart and says, "What are you talking about David, I never thought I was too good for you," Lily says. Oh my God, if I was any angrier I would probably take that lamp away from Judy and hit her with it. However, she looks a little busy knocking out Anita while everyone else cheers.

"Hey man, the only person that gets to bash his head in is me, man!" Where'd Bryan Ferry come from?

"Remember back in 1969, I needed a session keyboardist, and you rejected me because precious Lily is just too good for me!"

"That was three years ago, man, I was only 16 and trying to pick up some pocket change! It wasn't a serious business for me yet, besides, I had to let you down because I was really busy with school!"

"Ummmm," I don't know what to say now. Has my enemy for all these years, not actually been an enemy?

Everything I thought I knew in life was a lie....

"Well, I'm sorry for that then, Brian. Hope you can forgive me. I'm sorry for hating you, too, Lily."

"It's fine, man," she says. Lily helps Brian stand up, and the both of them go on their way. All of a sudden, a girl come behind me and says, "That was a smart move, my friend, leaving behind your anger. I must commend you." It's Grace, the best fashion designer in the business!

"Why hello Grace, where'd you come from?"

"Oh, I leg myself in through the garage. Say, where are you coming from having a party and not inviting me?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, darling, I didn't know you were in town!"

"Oh, it's okay!" And then Grace scampers off into the kitchen. Then it occurs to me, where's the food? "Just as long as I can find some cake, we're all good!"

"David, you did order catering, didn't you?" Wait, where did Marc come from?

"Of course!"

"Oh, did you get Japanese? That's my favorite!" Hannah says.

"Well, yes, that's part of it, and some other random stuff that I hope people like."

"Nice, sounds tasty," Hannah says.

I stand right before the door, awaiting the food to come. Finally, a man bearing armfuls of food comes, and then dispenses it on a table. Everyone at my party comes out of the woodwork to collect. It thens occurs to me, this party has already seen multiple fights and lots of crazy drunk people and it hasn't even been a half hour yet.

Brian May and Lee are still talking as they collect their food, and I see just how cute a couple Stephanie and Roger are. However, just as I think this party could be normal for a change, Grace stands right from the top of my stairs, tears off her jacket to reveal a sparkly jacket from my closet, and shouts, "FOOOOODDDDD!" Then, she falls headlong onto the table and rolls around, collecting all of the food in her path.

"I'm ordering pizza for everyone!"Lou Reed shouts. "I love pizza, don't you David?"

"Yeah!" I call back, still a little in shock. Grace rolls off of the table and begins consuming her loot. Judy and Elisa laugh hysterically, and then Lily comes and takes the jacket from her.

"I fucking love pizza!" screams Keith Moon.

"Me too!" shouts a drunk Bryan Ferry.

Lou Reed goes into the kitchen and orders the pizza, and Lily sadly returns the jacket to me. "Thanks, Lily." I say.

"You're welcome, dear," she says.

"David, if you need any advice on how to get teriyaki sauce off of that, call me, okay?" Brian says. Now, we wait until the food arrives.

Or until something else happens......
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