So... I was in my bed the other bed thinking about what ubercorn was like when he was in he academy, with glitch, professor Wave, and professor Noveao, I came up with these quotes

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7yr old ubercorn, standing in front of glitch's bed while he was fast asleep: OK THIS LOOKS LIKE THE PERFECT TIME TO SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS-

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-CADET!Wave, Noveao and glitch, surrounded by a ton of cakes-

CADET!ubercorn: you know if you eat all of that your a. Gonna have a stomach ache b. Get really fat c. You might get diabetes.

CADET!wave: who cares? No one.

CADET!Noveao: how many fricks do we give? zero.

CADET!glitch: which makes your comment irrelevant-

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CADET!ubercorn: I don't get birthday parties. Like,, you were born! Congratulations! Oh now many years have passed and now we shall invite many people that I didn't every know existed and force me to interact with them, oh now you want cake? How about a pinata and a bunch of appreciation trophies and gifts that I did not ask for! Hurrah!

CADET!Noveao: Oh so... you don't want the birthday party we have been planning?

CADET!ubercorn: No! It is my special day and I need attention-

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CADET!glitch: I am not a baby. I do not anyone to help me. I have all the emotional support I need! And I most certainly do NOT cuddle with any one or anything!

CADET!wave,holding up mr cuddles: Oh since your finally growing up I guess we can just throw this away.

CADET!glitch:-snatches Mr cuddles back- you dare lay ONE MORE FINGER on him-

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CADET!ubercorn and glitch:-breathes at a ten meter radius of each other-

CADET!wave: Does this mean their dating???

CADET!Noveao: Even better,, married!-

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CADET!glitch: The homework is so hard..

CADET!Noveao: Tell me about it, even ubercorn hasn't done yet!

CADET!ubercorn: I hate saying that that is true-

CADET!wave: Well, I have already done the homework.

Litteraly the whole class: ANSWERS????

The teacher: Well you better run-

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CADET!Noveao: Wanna hear dark humour?

CADET!wave: Sure why not.

CADET!Noveao: -turns the light off- Why did the chicken cross the road?

CADET!wave: Turn the fricking lights on Noveao-

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