localdrugdealer: wait, do you seriously have a little school girl crush on Nora?

shady: nO

shady: why..?

localdrugdealer: because, you DO know that Nora isn't a lesbian, right?

localdrugdealer: she's straight. I thought it was obvious.

localdrugdealer: guess not.

shady: ...

shady: i know she's straight. she told me

shady: and i never said i had a crush on her lawrence, what's wrong with you?