OVA 1 Elevator Recognition
Meanwhile in G.H.O.S.T HQ
The G.H.O.S.T and soldiers are gathered to the war room but however, M13C (McClane) and Alex went to the elevator.
https://youtu.be/2Cx2s3w75tg
Both enter the elevator as the door shut, however, Alex didn't know where the buttons of the elevator are.
Alex: Where's the buttons.
M13C (McClane): Oh, no they installed voice recognition technology in this lift, they have no buttons.
Alex looked up where M13C pointing, at the voice record on top.
Alex: Voice recognition, technology in a lift in HQ base? You ever tried voice recognition technology.
Alex: No they don't do Scottish Accents.
As they were silence, M13C spoke.
M13C (McClane): Eleven....
And the voice talked because the voice didn't know what M13C said.
Voice: Could you please repeat that.
Alex spoke to the voice.
Alex: Eleven...
Then M13C spoke to the voice.
M13C (McClane): Eleven...
But the voice didn't respond, as M13C repeat.
M13C (McClane): Eleven...
Alex: Eleven...
And the voice talked and responded with.
Voice: Could you please repeat that.
M13C felt getting angry because of that lady didn't hear M13C said.
M13C (McClane): *glared* Eleven.
And so Alex glared the same.
Alex: *glared* Whose idea was this? You reallyu need to try an American accent just like your brother M13B.
Alex fake cough and spoke an American Accent.
Alex: *with Shephard's mustache.
Alex: Eleven...
Audience: *laugh*
M13C watched Alex spoke with American Accent with Shephard's mustache.
Alex: Eleven...
Audience: *laugh*
M13C (McCLane): Uuugggh, that's sounds like Irish not American....
Audience: *chuckles*
Alex: No it does nae... Eleven...
Audience: *laugh*
M13C (McClane): Where in America is that it??
Alex: Oh yeah...
Voice: I'm sorry could you please repeat that.
Audience: *laugh*
M13C thinks, he could use English Accent, well Alex Moseman is native of York despite that his father has a Scottish accent.
M13C (McClane): Try an English Accent right?
M13C (McClane) *fake cough* Eleven...
Audience: *more laugh*
Alex was so silence as M13C spoke.
... Eleven...
Alex: Uhhh you use the voice from the same part of England as Dick Van Dyke?
Audience: *laugh*
M13C (McClane): Lets hear your then smart ass.
Voice: Please speak slowly and clearly.
M13C (McClane): Smart ass!
Audience: *Chuckles*
Alex: Eleven...
Voice: I'm sorry could you please repeat that.
M13C (McClane): GRRR, Eleven, if you don't understand the lingo Away back came to your own country.
Alex: Ooooo is that the talk now? "Away back home to your own country?"
M13C (McClane): Oh don't start Mr Bleeding Heart, Commander, how can you be racist to a lift.
Voice: Please speak slowly and clearly.
Alex and M13C glared at the voice recognition on top.
Alex: Eleven...
...Eleven...
M13C (McClane): *more glared* Eleven...
... Eleven... You're just saying it the same way.
Audience: *laughs*
Alex: I wanna keep saying it until it understands Scottish alright! My father my Scottish and my mother is from York.
Audience: *laugh*
Alex: *anger* Eleven...
... Eleven...
M13C sweat at Alex saying eleven repeat without hearing Voice accepted.
... Eleven...
Audience: *chuckles*
...Eleven... Oh just take us anywhere you cow! Just open the doors!
Voice: This is a voice activated elevator. Please state, which floor you would like to go to in a clear and calm manner.
M13C (McClane): Calm?? *glared and looked back Alex* Where's that coming from?? Why is it telling people to be calm.
Alex: Because they know they'd be selling these Scottish people who'd be going off their nuts at it!
Audience: *More laugh*
Voice: You have not selected a floor.
M13C (McClane): GRRRRR
Alex: Aye we have! 11!
Audience: *laugh*
Voice: If you would like to get out of the elevator without selecting a floor simply say open the doors please.
Audience: *laugh*
Alex: Please. Please? suck my wully.
Audience: *more laugh*
M13C (McClane): Maybe we should just say please.
Audience: *laugh*
Alex: I'm not begging that for nothing
Audience: *chuckles*
Both were silence in the elevator waiting to speak...then M13C spoke.
M13C (McClane): Open the door, please...
Alex: Please...? Pathetic
Voice: Please remain calm.
M13C went on rage when Voice said remain calm without opening doors going the floors.
M13C (McClane): OH MY GOD!!
Audience: *laugh*
M13C (McClane): YOU WAIT TILL I GET UP THERE!
M13C climb up to Alex back, get up to the voice recognition as he went anger.
M13C (McClane): I just wait for it to speak.
In moment silence, the voice spoke.
Voice: You have not selected a floor.
M13C (McClane): UP YOUS A COW!
Audience: *laugh*
M13C (McClane): *angry* You don't answer these doors. I'm going to come to New York. I'm going to find whatever desperate actress gave you a voice and I'm going to go the electric chair for you!
Alex: SCOTLAND, YOU BASTARD!
M13C (McClane): Scotland!
Alex: Scotland!
Audience: *more and more laugh*
M13C (McClane): SCOOOOOOTLAAAAANNNNDD!!
Alex: FREEDOOOOOM!!
Audience: *more and more laugh*
M13C (McCLane): FREEDOOOOOM!!
Audience: *more and more laugh*
Alex: OOOOOOOOOOOOO
The elevator door open seeing Griffin Dolls, and G.H.O.S.T Dolls and personnel starring at both as they were silence. Both of them get back down and whistle.
M13C (McClane): Going up?
Two G.H.O.S.T Soldiers watched both screaming.
G.H.O.S.T Soldier 1: Ummm should we removed voice recognition?
G.H.O.S.T Soldier 2: Yeah... better tell the worker crews to put the old buttons on the elevator
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