OVA 1 Elevator Recognition

Meanwhile in G.H.O.S.T HQ

The G.H.O.S.T and soldiers are gathered to the war room but however, M13C (McClane) and Alex went to the elevator.

https://youtu.be/2Cx2s3w75tg

Both enter the elevator as the door shut, however, Alex didn't know where the buttons of the elevator are.

Alex: Where's the buttons.

M13C (McClane): Oh, no they installed voice recognition technology in this lift, they have no buttons.

Alex looked up where M13C pointing, at the voice record on top.

Alex: Voice recognition, technology in a lift in HQ base? You ever tried voice recognition technology.

Alex: No they don't do Scottish Accents.

As they were silence, M13C spoke.

M13C (McClane): Eleven....

And the voice talked because the voice didn't know what M13C said.

Voice: Could you please repeat that.

Alex spoke to the voice.

Alex: Eleven...

Then M13C spoke to the voice.

M13C (McClane): Eleven...

But the voice didn't respond, as M13C repeat.

M13C (McClane): Eleven...

Alex: Eleven...

And the voice talked and responded with.

Voice: Could you please repeat that.

M13C felt getting angry because of that lady didn't hear M13C said.

M13C (McClane): *glared* Eleven.

And so Alex glared the same.

Alex: *glared* Whose idea was this? You reallyu need to try an American accent just like your brother M13B.

Alex fake cough and spoke an American Accent. 

Alex: *with Shephard's mustache.

Alex: Eleven...

Audience: *laugh*

M13C watched Alex spoke with American Accent with Shephard's mustache.

Alex: Eleven...

Audience: *laugh*

M13C (McCLane): Uuugggh, that's sounds like Irish not American....

Audience: *chuckles*

Alex: No it does nae... Eleven...

Audience: *laugh*

M13C (McClane): Where in America is that it??

Alex: Oh yeah...

Voice: I'm sorry could you please repeat that.

Audience: *laugh*

M13C thinks, he could use English Accent, well Alex Moseman is native of York despite that his father has a Scottish accent.

M13C (McClane): Try an English Accent right?

M13C (McClane) *fake cough* Eleven...

Audience: *more laugh* 

Alex was so silence as M13C spoke.

... Eleven...

Alex: Uhhh you use the voice from the same part of England as Dick Van Dyke?

Audience: *laugh* 

M13C (McClane): Lets hear your then smart ass.

Voice: Please speak slowly and clearly.

M13C (McClane): Smart ass!

Audience: *Chuckles*

Alex: Eleven...

Voice: I'm sorry could you please repeat that.

M13C (McClane): GRRR, Eleven, if you don't understand the lingo Away back came to your own country.

Alex: Ooooo is that the talk now? "Away back home to your own country?"

M13C (McClane): Oh don't start Mr Bleeding Heart, Commander, how can you be racist to a lift.

Voice: Please speak slowly and clearly.

Alex and M13C glared at the voice recognition on top.

Alex: Eleven...

...Eleven...

M13C (McClane): *more glared* Eleven...

... Eleven... You're just saying it the same way.

Audience: *laughs*

Alex: I wanna keep saying it until it understands Scottish alright! My father my Scottish and my mother is from York.

Audience: *laugh*

Alex: *anger* Eleven...

... Eleven...

M13C sweat at Alex saying eleven repeat without hearing Voice accepted.

... Eleven...

Audience: *chuckles*

...Eleven... Oh just take us anywhere you cow! Just open the doors!

Voice: This is a voice activated elevator. Please state, which floor you would like to go to in a clear and calm manner.

M13C (McClane): Calm?? *glared and looked back Alex* Where's that coming from?? Why is it telling people to be calm.

Alex: Because they know they'd be selling these Scottish people who'd be going off their nuts at it!

Audience: *More laugh*

Voice: You have not selected a floor.

M13C (McClane): GRRRRR

Alex: Aye we have! 11!

Audience: *laugh*

Voice: If you would like to get out of the elevator without selecting a floor simply say open the doors please.

Audience: *laugh* 

Alex: Please. Please? suck my wully.

Audience: *more laugh*

M13C (McClane): Maybe we should just say please.

Audience: *laugh*

Alex: I'm not begging that for nothing

Audience: *chuckles*

Both were silence in the elevator waiting to speak...then M13C spoke.

M13C (McClane): Open the door, please...

Alex: Please...? Pathetic

Voice: Please remain calm.

M13C went on rage when Voice said remain calm without opening doors going the floors.

M13C (McClane): OH MY GOD!!

Audience: *laugh*

M13C (McClane): YOU WAIT TILL I GET UP THERE!

M13C climb up to Alex back, get up to the voice recognition as he went anger.

M13C (McClane): I just wait for it to speak.

In moment silence, the voice spoke.

Voice: You have not selected a floor.

M13C (McClane): UP YOUS A COW! 

Audience: *laugh*

M13C (McClane): *angry* You don't answer these doors. I'm going to come to New York. I'm going to find whatever desperate actress gave you a voice and I'm going to go the electric chair for you!

Alex: SCOTLAND, YOU BASTARD!

M13C (McClane): Scotland!

Alex: Scotland!

Audience: *more and more laugh*

M13C (McClane): SCOOOOOOTLAAAAANNNNDD!!

Alex: FREEDOOOOOM!!

Audience: *more and more laugh*

M13C (McCLane): FREEDOOOOOM!!

Audience: *more and more laugh*

Alex: OOOOOOOOOOOOO

The elevator door open seeing Griffin Dolls, and G.H.O.S.T Dolls and personnel starring at both as they were silence. Both of them get back down and whistle.

M13C (McClane): Going up?

Two G.H.O.S.T Soldiers watched both screaming.

G.H.O.S.T Soldier 1: Ummm should we removed voice recognition? 

G.H.O.S.T Soldier 2: Yeah... better tell the worker crews to put the old buttons on the elevator


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