Hello, I'm Earl Grey!  I'm sweet, calm, and like lots of snuggles, so expect me to lie down on your lap and start licking away!  

Be careful, though!  I don't like to be moved when I'm comfy, so be warned!  :P

(Seriously, if anyone tries to move him while he's in my lap, he splays his legs out and tries to dig himself in, usually shoving his head under my arm.)  

#Don'tmovemeeeee!!!

I WILL call this one Earl Grey, just not necessarily in front of my mother.  (Dad wanted to call him Luh-Lloyd.)

This might have to be ANOTHER one where I have to give it (a) secret name(s).  😑

Casually walking through the American Walmart, and I see THIS.  👆

I wouldn't trust the flavor or sugar content, tho.  🤨

Nobody:

My bro: *Randomly orders a giant poster of Ginger from Google's fine services*

Bro: *Proudly presenting it to me the same way that your principal presents you with a diploma*

Me: YEY!  THANK CHU!!!  IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!!  *Sheds an unbidden tear*

Also me: Just one question, brother.  Where do you think that I'll be able to put this in my tiny room?

Bro: ...............................................

Bro: Uhhhh...

Bro: *Isn't computing*

Bro: *Tiny brain quickly frying*

Bro: Uh, well, you said that you wanted to redecorate your room..?

Me: .......................................

Me: Brother dearest, I'm too CHEAP to redecorate my room!!!

Me: ..And we'd also have to fix the damage.

Bro: Dang weapons...

Me: And repair the ceiling...

Me getting random job offers be like:

Me: .......................................

Me: 🎶THEY ALL WANT ME, THEY CAN'T HAVE ME-!🎶

Also me: ..So I guess that I should just:

Me: *Deep inhale*

Me: 🎶LET IT GO, LET IT GOOO-!!!🎶

👇 Hehehe, look what I've got!  😏😉😎

Walmart had a Ninjago promo sometime back in June/July (a gift with purchase thing) so me being me, I joined in the fun for the very first time!

Which means that I hope that there'll be more.  Hehehe!  😈

It just arrived a couple of days ago!!!  

Me: *About given up*

Gmail: FedEx says your package has been shipped.

Me: I haven't ord-

Me: *Excited inhale*  AaaaAAAAAAHHH!!!  Don't tell me-!!!

Me: *Eagerly checks parcel info*  It IS!!!

Me: SOPJGLWHGOWSHNVIEHJ

Parcel: *Arrives within twenty-four hours*  (Which is a rarity in Canada, I know.)

Me: *Aggressively rips open box*

Me: *Squealing*  OFHWPOGHSOBVGKJEGJWOFH!!!

Me: OOOOOHHH!!!  I LOVE IIIIIIIITTTT!!!  😍😍😍

0-O  Getting excited yet?  So was I!

My prize.  :P

The Lloyd pouch has a reversible zipper, so I just pulled out the backpack, (which was very neatly folded into it for ease of shipping/delivery[and hey, it looked pretty fancy, too]) flipped it out, et voilà!  I have Lloyd's traumatized face staring back at me every time I open up the backpack!  😊

The lining fabric.

It's got a couple pockets, a water bottle pouch, those elastic thingies, and it's quite comfortable to wear, too!

THE ZIPPERS ARE LITTLE RED LEGO ONE-BY-TWOS!!!  EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

So of course, I took it for a test drive at a random fabric store...

Me: *Carrying a Ninjago beverage tumbler, wearing the backpack, and having a custom-built Ninjago bag tag on my bag*

Me: Ye.  I'm awesome.  😎

Lloyd: Before you were what?
Kai: Before I was-
Lloyd: What?
Kai: Before I was inter-
Lloyd: Before you were interrupted?
Kai: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-
Lloyd: What?
Kai: *makes frustrated sound*
Jay, nervously: Stop that. Before he hurts you.