Heeheehee!!!  😁

🙄  My bro, though...

https://youtu.be/GNxEbPo5iAU

I uploaded these onto a separate YouTube channel, so that's why the background images are different than usual.  

Shadowrabbitdesigns is for random animal and wildlife stuff, and NinjaKitty is the new one that's more for fandom things, like Lego, and I plan on others eventually, as well.

Once upon a time, dad had two thumbs.

Time passed.

The seasons transitioned.

We all grew older.

..But not all of us wiser.

Then one fateful day, everything changed.

And only one (thumb) can remain...

*It's a peaceful (I think it was Summer?) day*

Dad: *Out in the garage/his workshop*

Me: *In the kitchen doing dishes, listening to the sound of his big saw going*

*There is an 'EEEER-CH!' sound*

*Saw stops*

Dad: *Loudly cusses, and I can hear it from inside*

Me: Oh dear...

Dad: *Runs in holding his thumb in his fist, squeaking and swearing every so often, like when someone's in a massive amount of pain and can barely talk*

Me: *Watching a lot of blood welling up and leak out from between his fingers, leaving a trail of red after him*

Me: ...................................

Me: ..I'm calling the hospital.

Mom and bro: *Running downstairs*  WHAT'S HAPPENING?!!

Me: Mom, you're taking dad to the hospital, NOW.  Bro, you'll be staying with me.  I'll feed you.  Dad, get in the car.  Mom, here are the keys and your water bottle.  *Tosses keys*

Mom: ?!!

Mom and bro, wavering around the kitchen in a blind panic once they see all the blood: 😱😱😱

Me: GO.  *Grabs bro by the shirt collar and drags him out of the way*  MOVE IT PEOPLE, DAD'S LOSING BLOOD BY THE MINUTE!!!  Mom, do you have your wallet?  ID?  What about snacks?

Me being the calm one in an emergency be like: 🙂 

As I watch the world fall apart around me.

Mom: *Randomly calls from the hospital*  Could someone please collect your father's thumb tip and put it into a sandwich bag?  Maybe they can sew it back on again.  (They didn't, btw.  It was too small to bother with at that point.)

Bro: Eww, NO.

Me: Wuss.

*Both go to the garage, my bro hanging behind my back and gagging as I pick it up*

Me: OhhHHhh, look at all of the SAWDUST on it!

Bro: Ugh, that's disgusting!!!

Me: *Sarcastically*  You're a REALLY macho man right now, you know that, right?  *Plops it into the bag for pickup and dusts hands off*

Me: You must be hungry for dinner now, dude.

Bro: AGH!!!  *Runs away*

So apparently, there was a large knot in the wooden board dad was cutting, and it jolted his hand directly into the path of the saw blade, and he couldn't stop it.  😬

And we will never let him forget the InCiDeNt.  😈

Bag 8:

Bag 9: 

Bag 10:

Bag 11:

Bag 12:

Bridging the gap.  :P

I've made a few more memes like the one up top, so I'll most likely upload them in the next part.

Pre-pilots:

Jay: As your best friend—
Cole: Zane is my best friend.
Jay, holding a knife: As your best friend—

Cole: You know what?  We're best friends now.