Nobody:

Depression: *Body-slamming into you like a runaway train*

Bleh.

I was out in the garden last night a little past dusk, yowling at the moon, (as I so often do) and I legit see this tiny shadowy shape hopping across the yard.

*Double takes*

THERE'S A TINY FUR DEMON OUTSIDE!!!!!  HEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!

It looked like a baby house rabbit, judging from the silhouette.

AND IT WASN'T OURS THIS TIME.  *Fist pumps and makes a face at the neighbors*

It was like some sort of freaky phantom from my past, though.

Shadow, is that you?  Are you young now?  Or have you sent some of your spawn to haunt me?

Alas, we may never know.

When I talk to people, (and that's a big WHEN) I am either very formal, or very funny.

There is no in between.

It's also why adults often fawned over me when I was a kid/they still do.  Because I was serious and adorable, and So WeLl-RaIsEd!

Meanwhile, me with my bro/friends: HERE, LET ME PICK YOU UP AND CARRY YOU EVERYWHERE.  I HAVE MUSCLE, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!  WHO WANTS TO BE PUT IN A HEADLOCK?  BRO, I HEAR YOU CALLED?  WATCH ME MAKE WEIRD ANIMAL SOUNDS AND ENTERTAIN YOU WITH RANDOM VOICES!!!  *Pterodactyl screeching*

*Sees adult and switches modes*  I do sincerely apologize for the behavior of my fellow youths.  They are SO ridiculously irresponsible.

Tokyo drifting with your shopping cart be like: WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!  I hope I don't come across anyone that I know...

Fangtom!!!  (Sorry if your eardrums burst a couple of seconds in.  It gets better, I promise.)  😅

ATTAAAAACK!!!!!

(It would be nice if I could do this in peace with some decent equipment, but meh.  Here it is, I can't wait rn.)

  https://voca.ro/1l5BDf9FipYO

https://youtu.be/Q7Jh_8b7h04

Sometimes it's annoying when Lloyd gets a Season/is the mascot/one of the mascots of said Season, BUT THEY'RE DOING IT RIGHT SO FAR!!!  MY BABY DESERVES THIS, HE'S SUFFERED ENOUGH ALREADY!!!  🤗

LET HIM TEACH!!!

https://youtu.be/ZtMyYnhK-n8

Kai finally has some justice in this series!!!  🤪

Dragons Rising has OG vibes, and I'm loving it!  *Twirls around and dances*

https://youtu.be/Qoa8EjBvC6g

Hehehehehe!

Jay: Here's a list I've put together of potential suspects.

Nya: Jay...your name is on this list.

Jay: I don't remember where I was that night, Nya.

Jay: Therefore, I have no alibi.

Jay: I've been tailing myself for the past three days.