The baking's just about done, so I shall update this today, because the previous was yesterday's, I just couldn't finalize it before my mother showed up and demanded my knowledge.

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We knitted, people.

Bro: *Suddenly speaks up after a rare and blessed silence*  I just realized that we learned completely nothing from school, and that it was a complete waste of time.

Me: Uh, dude?  I realized that when I was NINE.

Bro: ???

Me: *Sighs*  ..Years old.

Bro: *Enlightened*  Ohhh!

Me: *To mom*  Dad is like a lamp.  He only brightens when he gets turned on.

Mom: 😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀

I saw a bumper sticker on a car the other day, and I related to it SO much: 

You gotta be kitten me right meow.

Literally my mood when I go out in public and have to interact with most people.

Us: *Driving on the highway*

Me: Ah, it's time for another rousing game of: Does this random sadsack know what an indicator is, and how he should use it?

Family: *Cracking up*

Bro: *Pointing*  OOooOOOOoh, look!  THERE HE GOES!!!

Me: WELL, IS HE GONNA DO IT?!!

Dad: IT'S ANYONE'S GUESS!

Mom: He's not-  Oh, wait!  Never mind...

Us: He's lost already.

I messed around, combined a couple of different tunes from random songs, futzed with them, tweaked them, and after FOREVER of trying to record a single song in peace, I hath done it!!!

My homage to Ninjago!  (AnOtHeR oNe...)

Put your hands together!  (Unless if you're holding a pet, don't drop it, I beg of you.)

Drumroll, please!

I give you:  

Unite!!!🎉🎉🎉

https://voca.ro/14kW3RCJAit2

Trying to find your own way

Even when you have no clue.

Looking for your own place

But not knowing what to do.

Keep trying harder

All those sleepless nights surrounding you.

Don't give up and don't hold back!

Take that doubt and storm it through.

Shattered

Enamored

We'll never be battered.

Unite

To fight

And bring on the light.

Because when nobody knows

That your power is complete

They will keep on fighting eternally.

Danger follows you

Never going to sleep

I don't need anyone to rescue me!

I used to be stuck in a boring dream

'Till I discovered this alchemy.

A different Realm with different rules

And a new take on reality.

Trying to fit in but standing out

It's always the same, guess it'll never change.

Soon you'll see what we're all about

And we'll end the tyrant's reign.

Tower

Don't cower

It's time to release your power!

Unite

To ignite

And battle with all our might!

Because when nobody knows

That your power is complete

They will keep on fighting eternally.

Danger follows you

Never going to sleep

I don't need anyone to rescue me!

I used to hide who I really was

But with my team by my side

I've finally learned to accept the buzz

I'll bear my identity with pride.

It's about time that we broke free

To prove our destiny.

Was worn once but born brand new

For the people that believe in you.

Direction

Misconception

Refuse to get pulled in.

Unite

Be bright

Though things look different tonight.

Because when nobody knows

That your power is complete

They will keep on fighting eternally.

Danger follows you

Never going to sleep

I don't need anyone to rescue me!

Mind you, I didn't start out making it Ninjago related.  It just sort of happened naturally, when I apparently wasn't looking.  😅

I also wrote it a little before the actual United trailers came out, but it still seems to fit suspiciously well.

..Just put it down to my psychic powers.  😎

Lloyd: Are you an 'arr' pirate, or a 'yo ho ho' pirate?
Nya: I'm a 'I'm not paying $600 for photoshop' pirate.