2: Beware the cat that stalks at midnight
His Lordship and my father. (I've got about a dozen photos from that album, maybe more.) 👆👇
My bro and I also took a few pictures of Ginger this delightful Easter Monday. I may or may not have dressed him up a bit. (Ginger, not my bro.)
I have no regrets.
(Though my bun's neck fur is so thick, [and soft, and silky, and-] that we kind of had to rearrange the bell a bit, just so it would actually show on him.) 😅
If a couple are a bit blurry, BlAmE mY bRoThEr.
Yes, we had an egg hunt. We're adults, therefore, We CaN dO wHaTeVeR wE wAnT. 😜
Bro and I: *Out walking, because it's a beautiful day*
Me: *Leans back and stretches while I walk* Oh, what a glorious day! There's nary a cloud in this bright blue sky, the air is sweet, and we're finally out of the house in warm weather-!
Random cat: *Runs up to me from some rando's property* Waitwaitwait!!!
Bro: A friend of yours?
Me: I PROMISE YOU THAT I DON'T KNOW THIS ONE!!!
Random cat: *Nuzzles up to me*
Random cat: *Le P U R*
Random cat: *Lies down on the sidewalk*
Random cat: *Gets up from sidewalk because it's h o t*
Random cat: *C u r v e s all around me* I luvs you!
Me: Uh, that's nice, but I don't even know you.
My bro: *Stands off to the side and waits for us to finish, because he's used to it by now*
The ginger momma cat tonight: *Is pregnant*
Me: Oh shoot, not again.
Me: *Goes to sneakily get it some milk, anyways, because she'll need her strength*
Me: *To cat* DON'T tell my mom about this, okay? Drink up.
Cat: Thank chu, questionable hooman!
The opossum: *Sidles up to us* I'm thirsty, too-
Me: N O. One's enough. Shoo!
Dad: I'm a dog person.
Me: *Sad kitten sniffle*
Dad: ..Except when it comes to you. You're my favorite Kat. *Pats me on my head*
Me: =^^=
Mom: *To me* You look like a stuffed pigeon.
Me: *Looking in on dad later that night*
Me: *Mentally* He looks like a homeless caterpillar.
My bro, to mom: When you get mad at dad, just remember: He got outsmarted by a piece of plastic.
Mom: *Is dead*
For context, dad thought that we (read: mom) snuck a new bike into the garage.
Dad: I tHiNk I sAw A WhItE oNe, AnD iT lOoKeD nEw. I dOn'T rEcOgNiSe It.
Dad: WHEN DID YOU GET A NEW ONE?!!
Bro: ............................
Bro: No, we didn't. What's he talking about this time..?
Bro: *Goes outside and lifts the tarp it was under, thus proving to dad that it's the same one that we've had for a while*
Dad: ................................
Dad: Huh.
Dad: Well, it looked new.
Bro: IT WAS UNDER A TARP. *Screams* YOU COULDN'T HAVE SEEN IT!!!
Dad: Are you SURE?
The rest of us: YES!!!
Me: Even BROTHER has more brains than you sometimes!!!
Bro: YEAH!-
Bro: ..Wait, what?
Kai: Hey Skylor, have you ever been arrested?
Skylor: Yes, I have. How could you tell?
Kai: I was gonna say it's illegal to be that attractive but now I'm curious.
Skylor: Aggravated assault.
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