-So?- Message delivered, 6:01 p.m. to OLIVER AVERY. Waiting for response . . .

-so what?- Message delivered, 6:07 p.m. to GINGER ELM.

-Grammar. Capitalize the S. So did you talk to her?- G

-Maybe...- O

-YOU SO DID! What did she say?- G

-Well, she told me that I was the hottest guy on the face of the earth (which we already knew) and then we proceeded to make out in the courtyard while all the other students cheered us on. They had to call Large Marge to separate us- O

-Oliver, I've told you not to call her that! She's literally the only redeemable lunch lady. Now tell me what really happened- G

-But I just did!- O

-I'm sure of it. Now what did she say?- G

-She told me I was cute (meaning hottest guy on the face of the earth) and that she'd be up for hanging out this Saturday- O

-Aw, that's awesome! Way to go Olive Oil!- G

-Don't call me that. It's demeaning- O

-I think it's cute. Seems fitting for someone as adorable as you! Maybe I should suggest that she call you that- G

-Haha, very funny- O

-Wait, that reminds me. Did we get a name?-G

-Yes, I did. It's Ariel- O

-Ariel? As in the mermaid? Does that mean I can call her Fishy?- G

-No, or I'll start calling you Ginger Ale again- O

-You already do that. So, you and Fishy, huh? Do you know what you're going to do with her? No inappropriate replies- G

-oh crap I didn't think that far, I might need your help. . .- O

-Language, grammar. I can help you, but not over the phone. Slush n' Steak in 15?- Message delivered, 6:27 p.m. to OLIVER AVERY. Waiting for response . . .

-On my way- Message delivered, 6:28 p.m. to GINGER ELM.