(I mean Epic!Sans x Shy!Bitty!Reader. Whoops... Also, be warned... this chapter is FULL of crappy memes and an overdosage of BRUH. Brought to you by, Epictale!Sans and Author-Chan. Memes that were mentioned will be at the end of the story.)

(Requested by: @jiynxtheskeleton )

Narrator's P.O.V.

"Bruh, what am I supposed to do? There's nothing in this AU!" Epic says, falling on the ground over dramatically. "I'm stuck on the surface of an AU I don't even know the name of." Epic then sat up and turned his attention to a young child's voice. "Mommy! Mommy! Can we please go to the Bitty shop? Please?~ I'll be a good and take care of them!" Epic watched as the little boy started to pull his mother's arm towards the 'Bitty shop'. "Alright, Thomas, but not right now. We'll head in there after we run some important errands." The little boy frowned in disappointment, but nodded his head anyways. "Ok, Mommy."

Epic had gotten a epic idea. (*facepalm* Why did I write this?) Epic then gets up and falls towards the Bitty shop. "So this is a Bitty shop? Wonder what a bitty is?" The door to the shop opened and a bear monster walked out with a small human on their shoulder. Epic walked up to the bear monster. "Hey, can I ask you a question, Bruh?" The bear monster looked and him and nodded. "Um, sure."

"Why is a tiny human on your shoulder?" The bear monster laughed a burly laugh. "This isn't some tiny human. This is a Bitty. Bitties are like tiny humans, yes, but they can have magic. They all have different sweater colors, to indicate their personalities." Epic nodded. "Oh. That's pretty cool, bruh. Thanks." The bear monster chuckled. "Of course." The bitty on the bear's shoulder then spoke up. "Don't get a bitty that doesn't fit your personality! It'll make your life a nightmare!" Epic nodded. "Thanks little bruh. I'll keep that in mind. Thanks again!" The new duo nodded and waved.

Epic then entered the large bitty shop, noticing multiple aisles of pet food, pets, toys, care items, and glass boxes. The large glass boxes were filled with around twenty to twenty five bitties each. Each box had a different sweater color in each. "I'll look in this one." Epic said, seeing a box near by to look in. They all seemed  to be wearing green sweaters. "Green, huh? Wonder what that stands for?"

Inside the bitty box, you were playing with some of the other bitties. You had known them since you arrived, so you didn't play with any of the other bitties. "Someone's coming!" They said, rushing towards the 'bitty mountain' you all lived in. You, on the other hand, froze in your spot. You didn't know what to do. You weren't used to many people coming over to see your color bitties. They usually looked for pink, yellow, blue, and orange sweaters. The person above you was a skeleton. He looked quite strange to you.

He had one glowing purple eye, but there was a scar like crack above and below the socket. He also had a big purple and black jacket that seemed to go pretty far down. He also had his hood up, causing a scary shadow over his face. "Hehe. Like what you're lookin' at, bruh?" You flinched and fell on your bottom. "S-sorry." You squeaked, scooting backwards a bit. "Don't be sorry, bruh. I know I look pretty, epic." He said, laughing at a joke you didn't understand. "Heh, that never gets old. Anyways, the name's Epic. Nice to meet ya, bruh. What's your name?" "Oh... m-my name is (Y-Y/N)."

Epic smiles. "Ya got a nice name, bruh." You giggle at the way he talks. You find it amusing. "What's so funny, bruh?" You giggle once again. "You t-talk funny." Epic doubles over in laughter, scaring you from his sudden action. You hid behind the wall of the bitty mountain. Epic then regains his composure and looks back to where you originally were. "Where'd ya go, bruh?"

You then slowly peaked out from behind the entrance wall. 'Maybe I shouldn't go back out there, but... I have the feeling I should.' Cautiously, you exit the mountain. "There ya are, bruh. Why'd ya run off?" You looked down at the ground. "I-I got sc-scared..." Epic then noticed your fearful expression. You were scared, just like you said you were. He also noticed you shy personality. You always stuttered. 'Green bitties must be shy.'

"Hey, it's alright. I ain't gonna hurt ya, bruh. I'm just here to check you guys out. I've never heard of a bitty before, until now." You looked at him confused. 'Everyone knows about bitties. How come he didn't?' "H-How? E-everyone kn-knows about bitties." Epic chuckles to himself. "I'm not from here, bruh. Just wanted to check out this place and here I am meeting you, little bruh." You blushed, not used to this much attention.

"So, I've heard that there's this thing called, Adoption. I was wonderin' if you wanted me to adopt ya? Talkin' to ya has been pretty fun, and I've grown quite fond of ya. So, what do ya say? Wanna come home with me, bruh?" You were so excited, yet terrified at the same time. What if this was just an act? What if he was playing some cruel joke on you, like other people have? "A-Are you sure y-you want me? I'm s-sure there are o-other bitties you'll l-like more than m-me." Epic gasped in over exaggerated shock. "Bruh! How could you say such a thing? I wouldn't ask if I wasn't serious, and I'm not serious very often."

(Yeah, no kiddin')

"O-oh, ok. I-I'll go with you then!" You say, getting slightly more confident. "Awesome, bruh!" Epic then picked you up and teleported away, totally forgetting he was in a store. Technically you were stolen, but who cares about that. Now you can hang out with this crazy skeleton you just met! "Let's head to my AU. That's where we're gonna be livin' anyways." He then opened a portal to another dimension of sorts. (Aaaagh. I'm legitimately thinking about a total other fandom from my childhood right know. Help me please!!!)

After safely making it to Epic's house, he starts to set some stuff up for you. Luckily he had plenty of food for you and a decent area for you to sleep in. You smiled to yourself, on Epic's shoulder, as you watched him make you a bed. "Th-thanks, Epic." "No problem, bruh." He then laid you down in your new bed and tucked you in. "Night, (Y/N)." You yawned adorably. "Night, Epic."

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna Bruh me!" Your little heart started to quicken and you shot up from your bed. "H-huh? Wh-What's g-going on?" Epic then stops 'singing', or whatever he called it, and looked at you in shock. "Oh my gosh, bruh. I'm so sorry. I totally forgot you were sleepin' in here." You didn't respond and only laid back down. Epic then nudged you a little, trying to make you feel better. "You wanna eat some ice cream from breakfast? I've got your favorite, I think. Do you like (F/F)?" Your head shot up. "(F/F)? Heck ya I do!"

~One ice cream breakfast later~

You and Epic had ice cream everywhere. What happened? Let's just say cafeterias aren't the only places for food fights. It all started when Epic dropped some ice cream on you. You, thinking he did it on purpose, threw some at him. It ended up hitting him on the center of his skull. "Oh it is on!~" Ice cream was thrown everywhere and the tub was now empty of its glorious dessert. "W-we'll now we have to clean this up!" Epic then gave you a strange look. "One does not simply clean this up." You started to giggle at his weirdness.

After you both cleaned up the mess, Epic decided to make you laugh even more. He found your laughter to be adorable and wanted to hear it some more. "Heya bruh! Wanna go meet some of my friends? They look a lot like me, but they aren't me." You nod, sort of excited, but nervous as well. "S-Sure." "Don't worry, bruh. They're all nice."

After Epic called Classic and Ink, he showed up with you in his shoulder. "Wassup!" Ink and Classic flinch and turn towards Epic. "Really, Epic?" Ink says, holding a hand over his ribs. Classic just rolled along with what was happening. "This is (Y/N), bruhs." Epic says, holding you out towards them. You were feeling shy again, so you hid in you sweater. "Oops, she's gone into sweater town. Sorry bruhs. She's pretty shy around new people."

After a little bit of painting with Ink and puns with Classic, you got more confident. "Meme war!!!" Epic yelled, falling from a portal he made above everyone. He then fell on his face, hard. "E-epic? Are you o-ok?" You asked. He then popped back up like nothing happened. "Purrfectly fine bruh." He says, holding a kitten in his hand.

The rest of the day was spent saying random memes and seeing who could act them out the best. Epic won, only because he made the greatest troll face out of everyone else. Who knew the meme lord was Epic? Everyone. "Duh, bruh."

(I hope you all enjoyed this cringe.)