(Requested by: @punmaster2034 )

Warning: Implied cussing

(Skeletons don't have lungs. We all know this. This will explain something that happens later on in the story. I'm going to apologize ahead of time. This story is not very good... sorry)

Narrator's P.O.V.

Fell walked through the jungle like environment, wondering how he got here. All he remembers is the stupid glitchy skeleton, Error, getting annoyed with him and tying him up in string. Next thing he knows, he's waking up in the middle of a giant jungle. There were birds of many colors flying above him. They cawed in their own language, speaking to one another.

This noise pissed Fell of more. "Shut the h*** up you d*** feather dusters!" His voice scared the birds away, causing an uproar of feathers flapping. Then there was an eerie silence to the area. Nothing moved. Everything was dead silent. This freaked him out. "Why did everything go quiet all of a sudden? I know I can be a scary guy, but really?"

Fell then feels something rub against his leg. It felt scaly. He looked down and saw a snake was slithering past him. It's brown eyes and black as night slits stared into his soul, causing him to flinch away. The snake's body was black and yellow, but was in a stripe like pattern all over its body.

Slithering past the skeleton, the snake began to head behind him and into the area of trees in the same direction. Fell then heard a loud hissing noise. 'That better not be another snake, or I swear to Asgore.' He then turned around and saw nothing. Not even the bright yellow snake from before.

"What the- Where is this fricken hissing comin' from?!" He yelled, causing a few birds to fly away. The hissing only got louder. Fell grumbled to himself, looking like he could strangle the one causing the noise, if given the opportunity. Kicking the dirt beneath him and cussed in his grumblings, mainly directed at Error.

Unbeknownst to the P.O.ed skeleton, a snake like creature was slowly slithering towards him. The creature used its long tail to push itself higher off the ground, to make it seem taller and more intimidating. She then wrapped her tail around him in an instant, trapping him in her tight coils. "What are you doing in my jungle!? There'ssss no way in from the outssside world!"

Fell coughed in pain. "I don't freackin' know?! Some jack*** threw me through a portal and left me here!" The coils tightened around him even more. "Why would they throw you here?! How would they know of thisss place(sss)?!"

Fell was getting sick of all the questions being thrown at him. "How the h*** am I supposed to know?! I'm not him!" The snake woman then released the edgy skeleton. "You need to leave. You are not welcome here." She then slithered towards Fell. "I will lead you to the exit, but you mussst ssswear to never come back."

"Whatever, as long as I get the h*** out of here. I didn't want to be here in the first place." Fell grumbled, following the snake woman, only just noticing her strange features. The woman had a long (F/C) tail with (S/F/C) stripes. Her upper body was lean and had a shirt that only covered her eighty percent of her torso, letting him see some of her midriff. She also had scales on different places, like her arms and collar bone, but in splotches.

"Your the one that was hissin' at me!" The woman nodded, still looking forward. Fell grumbled to himself once more. "You don't talk much, do ya?" Again, she nodded. "Well that's borin'. I would have sworn you would've been more talkative. Mainly cause I'm a skeleton and not many people see them walkin' and talkin' like I am." She did not respond this time. Fell sighed. 'Maybe flirtin' with her will do somethin'.' He thought to himself.

~Fell's P.O.V.~

"Man, Mama always told me to follow my dreams." The snake woman stops in her tracks and turns to look at me. She gives me a quizzical look. I chuckle at her reaction. 'Maybe another one.' "Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again?" She tilted her head in confusion.

I decided to kick it up a notch. "I must be a pirate, because I'm diggin' your chest." She then looks at me shocked and hides her face in her hands, her face turning bright red. This made me want to keep going. "Are you fl-flirting with me?" She asked, stuttering from embarrassment.

"I'm not flirtin', I'm just being extra nice to someone who's extra attractive." She blushes even more, hiding her face in her hands once again. "Kiss me if I'm wrong, but I'm a human, right?" She then started to giggle. I stopped and looked at her. That giggle was the most adorable thing I've ever heard. I then walked towards her and fell.

"Man, can I get a bandaid, because I scrapped my knee fallin' for ya." She giggled even more. I then waisted the rest of the day making her laugh and blush. She was adorable, even though she's a snake.

~To the present~

We were sitting in the living room, on our couch, finishing up our story of how we met.

"You remember that day, sweetheart?" She then giggled, making me smile. "Yesss I do. You made me blush brighter than the sssun." I chuckled. "Well, at least your hotter than that." She blushes and hit my arm. "Don't ssstart." I chuckled once more. "Why not? I love to hear that laugh of yours. Plus ya look so cute when ya blush."

She giggled. "Ima give you a kissss, but if you don't like it, you can return it." She then kissed me on my teeth. I kissed back and smiled even wider. Gosh, I love this woman.

(I'm not a flirt, so I hope those lines weren't to cringe worthy. Umm... ya. I hope you enjoyed! See y'all in the next chapter!)