(That's right, I came back to have a harem of Sans. On with the crack!)

~In a random void that I call home~

Walking around with utter boredom written all on my face, I find myself sighing yet again.

"He was supposed to pick me up forever ago. He knows I hate waiting, especially without something to do. I swear if this is his revenge on me because of the time I-" Suddenly, Ink made himself known, tapping my shoulder with a questioning expression. "The time you what?"

"Huh? Ink! Oh, um... nothing! Nothing at all, just messing around with old thoughts, y'know. Like I always do. Anyways, are you ready to take me out of here, or does Error plan on hanging me with his dolls for the next 12 hours?"

"Well I don't know about Error's plans with you, but you are coming with me. Everyone has been waiting to see you, especially Mr. you-know-who." Ink says, nudging me with his bony elbow. I roll my eyes, grinning at the thought of seeing everyone.

"You didn't invite the Gasters over like last time, right?" I ask Ink as I walk into his painted portal. "No, cause I know now not to let you hang around Blindy too much. You never shut up around him."

"True, but that's not the reason why." I say, looking around as multiple colors and blends fly past my face as we get teleported to who knows where. "I was mainly asking because of what happened last time."

"Last time?" Ink asked, completely confused.

"Y'know what, never mind. They aren't coming, so it doesn't matter." I say, shrugging with a grin. Ink rolls his heterochromic eyes and sighs. "Y'know for someone who claims to be an introvert, you're pretty talkative."

I only chuckle as a response as we both land in front of a large mansion. Ink passes me to open the door, chuckling as he bows. I nearly bust out laughing as I walk in, doing an over exaggerated bow back as he enters. We both lose it, causing everyone else to come see what the commotion was about.

First to the scene was Dream, stars brighter than ever as he recognizes who's entered. Following not far behind was Blue and Cross, one of which was armed and ready. The others soon piled behind them as they recognize who is laughing.

"CJ!" They yell. Blue and Dream immediately tackling me in a giant hug while the other Sanses smile. "Well hello to you too!" I say, laughing alongside everyone. "CJ, what're you doing here? Is something going on?" Dream asks, knowing I don't come over very often.

"Nope, just had Ink pick me up from the void I was left in. I also really wanted to see you all." I say, hugging both Dream and Blue close to me. We then stand up and move apart so the other Sanses can say hi. The first of which was Classic and Fell. Classic gives me a side hug while Fell let's me give him a giant hug.

"How are y'all?" I ask the two polar opposites. Classic shrugs and Fell looks away. "Nothing new on my end." Classic says, his casual grin ever present. Fell on the other hand, he looked like he had been through hell recently. "What's the matter, Fell?" He quickly looked up at me and sighed. "The kid, they're goin' on a rampage again. This time, they're going for the true genocide run."

I gasped and grabbed him close, knowing full well how horribly the genocides affect everyone. "Hey, we're right here, ok? I've got you. I'll be sure to pay the kid a visit after this." Fell's eyes snap up to look at me, shining bright crimson. "NO."

"But Fell, you know I can try and talk sense into them. Emotional manipulation is one of my strong suits, especially when it comes to making people feel guilty about what they've done." I state, crossing my arms. He shakes his skull furiously. "Hell no, Doll. You are NOT going anywhere near this sh!t show." "Fine, fine, but you know I'm ready to go whenever you need me." "Sure thing, Doll." Fell replies with a soft grin.

"Besides Fell's world being torn apart by a small murder-crazed child, how is everyone else?" Hearing this, Cross rolls his eyes. "As good as I can be at the moment. Nothing new, so nothing bad." "Good, I don't need you joining with the other guys again." I say, looking at him with a soft smile. He rolls his eyes yet again and looks away from me. "Whatever."

"Hey, where's Swapfell? Wasn't he here before I left?" Ink asks, confused. "Yeah, he had to head back to his AU. The kid was back for a random run. He couldn't tell if it was pacifist or neutral, so he had to head back." Classic responds, shrugging. "Man, I wanted to give the little turd a hug. Just because he's full of himself, doesn't mean I can't give him one." I say, acting upset to cover up how relieved I was. (Author can't stand arrogant characters like him.)

"Anyways, is G here?" I ask, finally releasing Fell from my grasp causing the poor skeleton to wobble slightly from the change in position. "Been here the whole time, Dove." G calls from the other side of the door frame. "G!" I yell, rushing across the room to jump into his arms. "Well someone was excited to see me." G says, smirking down at me in his arms.

"What a simp." Cross silently whispers to Classic and Ink. Classic rolls his eyes. "No, she just has a thing for characters with depression or aggression issues."

"I heard that!" I yelled at the two culprits. I then turned my attention back to G.

"Duh, I've been stuck in a blank void of writer's block for months now! It's been over a year since I last wrote!" "So you only want to see me because you're bored? How rude, Doll. And I thought you loved me." He says, feigning his hurt expression. "I do, but it's difficult to visit when I can't think of what to write any of you into."

"Yeah, but you're here now, so let's enjoy ourselves while we can. Alright?" G says, smirking and ruffling my hair. "Alright alright, I get it. Now stop messing with my hair, I'm not a kid." I swat my hands at his, fake pouting all the while.

~~~

And like that, the day passed quickly as many of the Sanses and I joked, laughed, and enjoyed ourselves. "I really needed this escape. Being an adult now is stressful. To think I started this adventure as a teen in high school and now I've graduated, finished my associates degree in college, and am now working full time. Where did the time go? Where did my free time go? Time for fun and enjoying myself. Time for writing and goofing around." I say, laying on a random field in someone AU. Blue, G, Dream, Ink, Classic, and Fell all surround me, laying in the grass.

"We don't know, but just because your an adult doesn't mean you have to stop doing what you love. We'll always be here, even when you're not interested anymore or run off to work or just don't have the time to visit. We'll always be here, waiting."

"Thank you for all of these years of fun."

(Jokes on you, it's not crack. It's me saying goodbye for now. Thank you all so much for the years of fun and writing! I hope you all enjoyed! I may return or I may not. We'll se where life leads me.)