A Krumping Gone Wrong
As the Imperium Of Man continues their expansion across the Galaxy, one race has proven to be a big threat to the Imperium. That race is the Orks: a race of savage, warlike, green-skinned aliens who live and breath war. Of the billions of Greenskins who swarm the galaxy, only the name of one strikes fear into the hearts of Human and Xenos alike: Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka. As the biggest and meanest Ork of them all, Ghazghkull assembles the largest Waaagh in living memory with Ghazghkull leading the charge. During one of Ghazghkull's campaigns across the Galaxy, encounters his rival Commissar Sebastian Yarrick on an Imperial World. During their battle, Ghazghkull leads his Waaagh in an interstellar chase of his rival. Inside his command ship Kill Wrecka, Ghazghkull rallies his boys.
Ghazghkull: Alright, boyz! We've got Ole Bale Eye on da run! Let's show dese Humies a good krumping!
The Orks let out a loud war cry as the Ork fleet in a fierce battle against Commissar Yarrick's fleet. As the battle intensifies, many Imperium warships were destroyed, causing the remaining ships to launch escape pods on the surface.
Ork: Boss Ghazghkull! We're see'n da Humie ships shoot'n somefing down onto dat planet ahead!
Ghazghkull: Looks like Old Bale Eye iz look'n ta face us down on da planet. Let's not keep em waiting! Round up da Boyz! We've got a good krumping ahead uv us!
With that, Ghazghkull gathers his Waaagh to meet Commissar Yarrick and his men down onto the planet for a fight. But what none of them realized was that they were not landing on any planet, but a Necron Tomb World. This specific Tomb World was none other than Solemnace: Tomb World of Necron Overlord Trazyn The Infinite. Meanwhile on Solemnace, Trazyn Infinite looks over his latest display. The display features a device of unknown origin which was rumored to have the ability to traverse within the vast Multiverse. He had acquired this device in the midst of a battle between the Imperium and the Eldar.
Trazyn The Infinite: Fascinating....
As Trazyn The Infinite inspects the device, Solemnace's warning systems begin going off. Realizing that something breeched his Tomb World, Trazyn investigates the source of the disturbance. Meanwhile, Commissar Yarrick and his men gather within the landing site. But as the Guardsmen gathered their weapons, Yarrick looks around his surroundings. It didn't take the seasoned Commissar to realize what this place was.
Yarrick: Damn it! Those Greenskins pushed us onto a Necron Tomb World!
As Yarrick made that realization, a chant was heard.
???: Ere we go! Ere we go! ERE WE GO! WWWWAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH
A loud deafening roar was heard as Commissar Yarrick and his men found themselves cornered by Ghazghkull and his Waaagh. What followed was a fierce battle between the Orks and the Imperium Soldiers. The battle soon spilled into the room where the Eldar Device was being story.
???: Well this is a most interesting development.
As the voice called out, everyone turned around to face Trazyn The Infinite. The Necron Overlord glances at both Ghazghkull and Yarrick.
Trazyn The Infinite: Ah. Warboss Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka and Commissar Sebastian Yarrick. I've heard stories about your rivalry. I had always planned to add both you and your respective forces to my collection. And now that you're here, you've saved me the trouble of having to find you.
Yarrick: My men and I are not antiques to be stored in your museum, Necron!
Ghazghkull: We Orks don't fight for anyone 'sept Orks! Not Humies! Not Bug Eyez! Not Chaos Boyz wif da spikey bitz! An especially not Tin Boyz!
Trazyn The Infinite was amused by both Ghazghkull's and Yarrick's response. But the two forces began firing on the Necron Overlord, prompting him to summon his army. An all out battle broke out between the Orks, the Imperium and the Necrons.
Trazyn The Infinite: Take great care to not disturb the displays.
As the battle broke out, the Orks were ecstatic at this as they saw this as a good fight.
Ghazghkull: Show da Humies an da Tin Boyz how we Orks give out a good krumping!
As Ghazghkull leads his Waaagh in what they saw was the fight of their lives, both Commissar Yarrick and the Necrons faced a green wave of savage and bloodthirsty Orks. When Ghazghkull goes for Trazyn The Infinite, Trazyn blasts the Ork Warboss away with his Empathic Obliterator staff, inadvertently knocking him against the display where the Eldar Device was. As Ghazghkull gets up, he notices the Eldar Device. He picks it up.
Ghazghkull: Hhm. Strange look'n weapon. Maybe it's wun uv im Scrawniez killy weaponz.
At this point, Trazyn The Infinite spots Ghazghkull holding the Eldar Device. The Necron Overlord approaches the Ork Warboss.
Trazyn The Infinite: Now there's no need to be rash. What you have there is something very very priceless.
Ghazghkull: Do ya know oo you're talk'n ta? I am Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka! I'm da profit of da Waaagh an' whole worlds burn in my boot prints! I'm death to anyfing dat walks or crawls, where I go nothin' stands in my way! I iz more cunnin' than a grot an' more killy than a dread, da boyz dat follow me can't be beat! I speak wiv da word of da gods! I'm da Hand of Gork and Mork! We iz gonna stomp da 'ooniverse flat an' kill anyfing that fights back! We iz gonna do this coz' we're Orks an' we was made ta fight an' win!
As Ghazghkull says that, he inadvertently activates the Eldar Device. The device lets out small hum before unleashing a blinding light which consumes both Ghazghkull and his Waaagh. When the light faded, Ghazghkull and his Waaagh as well as the Eldar Device was all gone. In that moment, Ghazghkull and his Waaagh would now embark on a chaotic journey across the Multiverse.
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