~Heyyyyy! Sorry for a kind of late and shitty update, I started homeschooling this Tuesday, and my phone went kaput about 7 hours ago, as well as my laptop battery, so I'm currently using the laptop my online school gave me... Its currently 4 in the morning and I wanted to get this chapter done! Also, happy 2018 from a voiceless Author Chan, motherfuckers!

Morty's POV

I wait patiently on the couch for Y/N to come over, watching some commercial for a cereal sort of like Lucky Charms, when Rick walks into the living room.

"hey, MOOEURty, wan-wanna go on an adventure to the flooblesnarp planet?" he belches out.

"A-actually, Rick, Y/N was gonna c-come over and hang out t-today..." I manage to stutter out.

"Why, yo-yo-you beat your little dick to her too much and wanted the real thing?"

"N-no! Why-why would you th-th-think that?!"

"I dunno, you seem to stutter more when you're talking to her, and you started sweating when you were talking to her yesterday, so I figured you *uurp* felt somethin for her, ya know?" he took a swig from his flask and sat next to me.

"No, Rick. I don't like Y/N in that way. I just got embarrassed because she was a she, and you know I'm not good with girls!" he's got to know I'm telling the truth now, I didn't stutter at all!

"Okay, okay, Jesus, calm your nonexistent tits." he took another swig and I saw his face turn a little pink. Was he really drunk already? Or... Was it something else?

Your POV

You woke up and noticed you fell asleep in the fetal position on the bed and your body ached from being in that uncomfortable position all night. You stood up, the terrifying pain shooting throughout your body as you stretched. You grabbed your phone to see it was already... 9 am?! You never wake up this early under your own will! Well, you were awake now, and you had nothing to do today, so you decided to put your phone in your pocket and its charger in a bag for when you go to Morty's house at some point. You go into the bathroom, brush your teeth, do your thing, and grab some essentials for while you're there. You decided to grab a fresh package of sugar wafers as well, in case you needed something to snack on-and fulfill your cravings. It was 9:30 by the time you finished doing everything.

You grabbed your bag and headed out, hoping it wasn't too early. You were about to knock on the door when you saw the garage door open. You heard Morty shout your name, telling you to come into the garage, followed up by a gruff, raspy groan. How did he know you were at the door? You walked over and into to garage and saw Rick working at his desk, Morty by the garage door, a UFO looking ship... And a whole world of zany wacky inventions! Your eyes widen as you gasped in awe of what you were witnessing, whilst simultaneously dropping your bag. 

Rick stood up straight with his hands behind his back and says "Impressive, isn't it?"

"Definitely!" You reply almost too excitedly.

"Do you get motion sick easily?" Rick turned to you and raised his brow.

"No, why?"

"Get in the car" He suddenly said and walked over to the UFO thing.

"Wait wh-"

"I SAID GET IN THE FUCKING CAR"

You walked over to the car as you can feel your eyes start to water. Not because you were sad, which you kind of were, but because you were emotional. Great... Worst fucking timing, mother nature... Rick noticed this and grunted, saying "Jeez, I didn't mean to be that harsh." You wanted so badly to yell at him, but you did your best to prevent the anger from getting to you, which also wasn't Rick's fault.

"I-Its fine, it's not your fault. I'm just... Emotional at the moment... Is all. You weren't that harsh."

"Why, are you on your peEEURriod or something?" He says with an emotionless expression. You quietly and lightly growled at him and looked away as he drove out of the garage. "Buckle up, Princess, cause this is gonna be a wild ride." Rick smirks while he says this and you blushed a little. Suddenly, you were up in the air and exiting Earth's atmosphere. You look out the window and see all the stars and nebulas up close in all their glory as Rick drives through space. You put your hands and face on the window looking at all the stars with an amazed expression as if you just won a million dollars from a scratch ticket.

"Well?" Rick interrupted your train of thought, causing you to jump a little.

"It's... Beautiful..." You replied as a single tear fell down your cheek.

"Yeah, it's not that great after a while of going through the shit I go through" Morty joined in on the conversation and glared at Rick. You all sat in an awkward silence for about 2 minutes before you finally asked "Um... Just noticed... Where are we going?"

Rick boredly replied with "Getting ice cream-" he paused as his face lit up with excitement "-from the best ice cream place in the multiverse!" Morty seemed to get excited as well, whereas you were just completely dumbfounded.

"The multi... Verse...?" You said in confusion and Rick looked at you as if you've just sinned.

"Have you not known?! There's multiple different universes out there, and it's called the multiverse because there's multiple different universes." Rick ranted.

"Okay, jeez, you don't need to yell" you mumbled and cupped your chin in your hand, leaning on the windowsill as you continued to gaze in amazement at the stars and galaxies in front of you.

A few moments latair (spongebob narration)

"Aaaaaaand we're h*urp*ere!" Rick said excitedly as he came to an abrupt stop, sending Morty into the back of your chair, and you into the dashboard, the seatbelt keeping you from flying out the windshield.

"Jesus fucking Christ, could you warn me next time?" You almost yelled at Rick as his face remained expressionless, almost sad.

"Let's just go already. I want ice cream and I barely ate anything today." Rick replied and hopped out of the car, you and Morty following suit. You walked in and immediately noticed all the different... People...? No, that's too specific. Aliens? But there were other humanoids there... Beings. Let's just go with beings. You, Rick, and Morty walked up to the end of the line, you still staring at the beings around you.

You were snapped out of your daze when Morty waved a hand in front of your face, letting you know that you guys were almost at the front of the line. "Wh-what would you like, Y/N?" Morty asked as you stared at all the different flavors. Your gaze met with your lover, (favorite flavor), as you immediately shouted out 3 scoops of it. You took the bowl, went over to a nearby booth where Rick and Morty were sitting, and dug in.

"Wow, y-y-you really like that flavor, *urp* don't you?" Rick said taking a bite of his ice cream.

"Well, this ice cream is really fucking good!"

"Heh, told ya it was the best." There was a slight hint of cockiness in his voice. You playfully glared at him, your emotions wanting to death stare him, because amplified emotions.

You all finished your ice cream and walked out to the car. You were about to hop in the passengers seat when Morty shouted shotgun and pushed past you. You grunted and climbed into the backseat. The trip was mostly quiet, Morty and Rick having little small talk every now and then. The silence wasn't awkward or anything, it was actually quite calming. When you guys landed, Rick walked out and faced the backseat, waiting for you to get out. Man, he's really impatient. We just landed for Christ sake! But as you got out, you felt Morty slightly nudge you from behind, both scaring you and making you trip.

And fall right on top of Rick.

"MORTY, WHAT THE HELL?!" You used your arms to hoist yourself up and turned your head to yell at the teen, your face flushing a bright red. You looked back at Rick to see a similar color plastered on his face. You scrambled off of Rick, apologizing. Your face was still a bright red throughout the whole apology.

"Sorry about that, Morty pushed me." You crossed your arms and turned your head to stare him down, but noticed he wasn't there.

"Morty?" You started to look around the garage when Rick told you he ran inside giggling.

"Now that Morty's gone, I wanted to give you this. I made it so Beth would stop being a little bitch when she got her period by basically *urp* making the period nonexistent." Rick held out the palm of his hand with a small pill in it. "Can't have you being all emotional, bloody, and in pain for a week every month. It could *uuurp* fuck up my work whenever you're here."

You stood there questioning him for a minute before you cautiously grabbed the pill and popped it into your mouth. You didn't need water since it dissolved on your tongue. You immediately felt sudden control over your emotions and your cramps went away.

"Wow... They actually worked! Thanks! Now I don't have to deal with vicious mood swings and cramps. But, how-" Rick cut you off in the middle of your question, already knowing what you were gonna ask.

"Science. And shit like this doesn't phase me anymore."

~Author Chan lowkey wants this pill to be a real thing~

"oh, kay...?" You simply said before you heard your phone ring. You pulled it out of your pocket and froze.

It was your mom.

"I... Have to take this call..." You told Rick with wide eyes that didn't move away from the screen. Rick opened the garage door and you walked outside as he closed it again, you almost hesitating to pick up. Alas, you picked up anyways. As soon as you picked up, you heard a lout booming voice come through the phone.

"Y/N WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"

~hey sorry for the shitty chapter, like I said, its 4 in the morning and I'm fucking tired as all hell, but here it is! The next chapter! Also I feel like being a Rick today and leave you with a cliffhanger >:D~

~Author Chan <3