JIMIN

'God created Adam and Eve...So I did them both!'

THE LGS

HOSEOK

'Bet I can do it better than your girlfriend.'

YOONGI

'I'm just tired and gay'

YOUNGJAE

'Being gay is a pain in the ass - literally'

MARK

'As a dancer, I guess you could say I get stretched out in many ways ;)'

JISOO

'Move, I'm gay.'

JIN

'What do you call a gay scientist?

A homo-geneous.'

JINYOUNG

'Are you a hamburger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.'

YUGYEOM

'You wish I was your gay best friend.'

THE STRAIGHTS

JACKSON

  'If I was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seeds?'

TAEHYUNG

'I'm not Gay, but $5 is $5.'

JUNGKOOK

'Gay? I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.'

LISA

'Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.'

ROSÉ

'I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?'

NAMJOON

'It's handy that I have my library card because I'm totally checking you out.'

JAEBUM

'Do you like conspiracy theories? Because I want to get illuminaughty with you'

BAMBAM

'I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.'

JENNIE

'I'm not a construction worker, but I would like to use your wood.'

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HELLO!

This was originally a collab posted on ilove_joon 's account but she had to delete her account for personal reasons! However, neither of us wanted to give up on this book that we both love with our whole hearts, and so we hope that you enjoy watching Jimin go through all the turbulence of highschool...just trying to get bi! :)