If you've called to say that you're running late, then you're not really late, right? I said I'd get there at 9:15 — 9:30 latest. Then she freaked out when I got there at 10. Who does that? Nobody goes to a party on time.

Why does the invite say 8:30, if they don't want anybody showing up at 8:30? Like I just don't get it. I got there at 8:15 with a lovely hostess gift — lilac scented candles — but from the look on Zellie's face, you'd think I was an axe murderer at her door.