Paimon: you dare say it one more ti-

MC: haha emergency food

Paimon: [pulls uno reverse card and eats MC] :)

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Hydro fatui skirmisher: I exist to make you suffer.

A second hydro fatui skirmisher: Did you know we sell coffins?

Both the skirmishers: ah yes, business is booming.

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Qiqi:

Klee:

Diona:

Childe: support

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Solo gamers:

Genshin impact: here are tuff quests and things you can't do unless on co-op!

Solo gamers:

Solo gamers: it's fine. It's always like this. Haha.

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Qiqi: Adepti beast make best mommy milk

MC: Who knew there was something even worst than telling a hopeful child that Santa doesn't exist...

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Zhongli shopping:

MC: You brought Mora this time, right?

Zhongli: It appears I forgot to consi-

MC: Aight I'll go get Childe. Bish I'm broke if you think I got Mora to pay for you.

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Nobody:

Childe: hahaHAHAHAHHahHHa

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Kaeya: Here's your meal.

MC: where's the meal?

Paimon: ohno ohno!

Kaeya: I put the me in meal

MC & Paimon: [Visible concern]

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Player farming oceanid for cleansing heart: [sobbing] I'll do this again and again just for you, my hydro children...

Oceanid: stop! We're just hurting each other. (ب_ب)

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Player after grinding and realizing they don't have enough resin to collect the rewards: Sometimes I'm mad at the game devs,

Player: But... I'm also mad at myself.

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Some newbie gacha game players: MUST DO THE REROLL TILL GET MANY 5*

Regular gacha game players: haha ok this gucci [got 1-no 5*]

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Fatui:

MC:

MC: No.

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Diluc: [sees Kaeya wearing a toilet seat around his head]

Diluc: I do not know who this person is.

Kaeya: Grandfather once told me it would bring good fortune.

Diluc:... Didn't it cross your mind that maybe he was messing with you?

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